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SoleimaniSlurry 19 points ago +19 / -0

Democrats control China, but are too unorganized to count Iowa votes, hey?

Cool story bro.

'Needs more dragons.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +5 / -1

and bobs

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eviantears 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah um ok

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buco 7 points ago +7 / -0

If true, I'll chip in two scoops of ice cream.

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Cue_Cumber 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Gay Ice cream, perchance?

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +4 / -1

if schumer, i'll personally harvest a bucket of salt for him and present it with a bow and a box of chocolates.

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Cue_Cumber 3 points ago +3 / -0

Small beverages, only. You don't want to run afoul of MiniMike (seriously, how is that guy even a thing? Oh, yeah. Billionaire).

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OrangeManNotBad 9 points ago +9 / -0

OP is a dumbass.

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MaouRem 7 points ago +7 / -0

I realize the left is insane and does crazy shit but wouldn't a giant virus like that give need for closed borders which would make Trump look good?

And if it was meant as a distraction why would top democrats down play it and Spez quarantine that coronaviras sub? Wouldn't they want it to actually distract?

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +6 / -0

this is why i dont think it was an election related FF shennanigan. The MSM absolutely LOVES pandemics. They love to scare the shit out of us with ebola, sars, and even the fucking flu. So why didn't they give this one the hollywood treatment.

because the only time they wouldnt say shit is if it was SRIOUS. My local govt is solid supermajority blue, if shit goes REAL BAD, they are OUT. They will snek out the back door and leave us all to fend for ourselves.

If you want to survive, you have to think for yourself in this world. As we all know, because we all MAGA. I don't care if this thing is a big deal or not, I'm treating it like it is until further notice.

Honestly, all it involves is basic cross contamination protocols. Its not that hard. Better safe than sorry.

If I had to bet right now, I'd say by the time it gets here it will be a nothingburger. But I fucking hedge my bets when the price is my life or my loved ones life. Media is acting fucking weird. My jimmies are super rustled.

Last night during the democratic debates, look at the fucking 3-second interplay on the split-screen between buttigig and biden when buttigig says the word "China". They BOTH know something they arent saying. I am feeling frosty like never before. I'm actually cleaning up right now between posts to get ready for this thing. shit dude, im not gonna get caught being stupid if this shit HTF.

spez if later i get caught looking like a fucking idiot, IDGAF. Honestly.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

you begin to see the depths of the depravity.

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Sgt_Thundercok 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why can't I downvote this shit?

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ProudAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

And what of the chinese students caught trying to exit the country with bio material? Were they just Democrat operatives?

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

You are catching a lot of flak, but I for one appreciate the occasional d00m pr0n. Gives us a more chanly atmosphere.

so, my fren. does this pasta come with any sauce or... do you expect us to just eat dry noodles.

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Iamnotademocrat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't think so...at..all...but....as far as China goes.....no more news on Hong Kong Protesters...Interesting timing of the VIRUS...hmmmm

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Cue_Cumber 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, I thought of that. A few people, like Scott Adams and Karl Denninger, are speculating (note, I said "speculating") that it is a bio-engineered virus, modified to attack certain genetics, such as people of Asian heritage. I asked myself, "Now, why on Earth would the Chinese do THAT, for Pete's sake?"

And then it occurred to me: HONG KONG.

We've all seen the Leftists up close and personal in recent years. Seriously, would you guys put it past the CCP to pull such a stunt? Would you put it past, oh say a Bernie Bro type? Would you be surprised at the consequent, catastrophic failure?

Yeah, me neither.

Far fetched? Yep. So was systemic pedophilia, Fisagate, the Deep State and entrenched, daily treason. And yet? Here we are.

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MunchenBundchen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nancy dropped that bioweapon right out of her big 'ole ass!!!

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Cue_Cumber 3 points ago +3 / -0

OK. I thought about it, and the OP is most definitely wrong. Why am I so sure? Easy: the Democrats aren't accusing President Trump of releasing the coronavirus in Wuhan. If and when that happens, only then will we know the Dems are guilty . . . and we won't be surprised.

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Zadok 3 points ago +3 / -0

In other breaking news, the U.S. Air Force has captured an alien space craft and the Democrats are protesting holding them in quarantine.

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DeusVult2020 2 points ago +3 / -1

Did your uncle tell you this?

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The_Emperor 0 points ago +1 / -1

If it's a bioweapon, le me ask... why did it get released 500 miles from any of China's possible targets (Uighurs?, Hong Kong?) Instead if their 11th largest city. Even if "well hur dur it was accidental release" then explain why is the mortality rate like only 2% at best of hospital cases? Your bioweapon is good for killing mostly elderly and diabetics at best! Also explain why as everyone has been saying for a decade that the 'wet markets' would be the origin of the next cross species flu or corona type virus, and here 2/3 of initial 41 cases were associated with the Wuhan market is consistent with bioweaponry. All conspiracy nonsense. Stupid wet markets eating bats and anteaters in one of the most densely populated urban areas. We must realize Nature is sure is a force, evolution is a thing, and humans have fought disease forever, and we need modern medicine and science in this battle, not nonsense.