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posted ago by TRUMPets ago by TRUMPets +89 / -0
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fthecoup 1 point ago +2 / -1

About as long as a fried chicken around Stacy Abrams

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craftmo 3 points ago +3 / -0

first president to hang themself in office.

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CovfefeNegro 2 points ago +2 / -0

He would need time to assign her or Webb Hubbel's kid as an heir, and she would probably want some grace period first to make some arrangements. Monies likely would need to transfer and once preliminary arrangements were verified and mechanisms readied why he would fall up a flight of stairs landing with his neck right into a red scarf hanging from a doorknob, Imma sure.

3 weeks max. If he's smart he would resign immediately after being sworn in and just give it to her. Probably wouldn't help him but it seems his only option really.

https://files.catbox.moe/2jidv2.jpg

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tainatl99 1 point ago +1 / -0

He wouldn't survive! He would commit Killacide!

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CoyoteTan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you trying to make us vote Doomberg/Killary?

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

He wouldn't make it to inauguration day, causing a constitutional crisis

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grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bloomberg wouldnt even get a chance to unpack his bags. Whack! Welcome Madam President!

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minotaurbeach 1 point ago +1 / -0

After a week in office, Bloomberg

A. Commits suicide

B. Helicopter crash

C. Accidental electrocution

D. Mugging gone wrong.

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jojoaz 2 points ago +2 / -0

E. Unexplained one car accident

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Belleoffreedom 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'd give him a month, for plausible deniability to be set up.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

“I, Michael Bloomberg, do solemnly swear”

ACK!

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cilantro -2 points ago +2 / -4

Hillary could stab Bloomberg to death, seconds after his inauguration, and all of our seditious, Israeli-owned mainstream fake news networks would claim Hillary was bold and stunning and independent.

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