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posted ago by nothingberg ago by nothingberg +162 / -0

Stupid dumb just outed herself as part of an organized crime syndicate that controls local gangs in her political territory


I sent an FBI referral today (serious)

Because my thinking is, the ONLY reason that crips and bloods (which she said in her own words she had 'worked with' and did community outreach with) ... would be to organize crime

THESE ARE CRIMNINAL ORGANIZATIONS THAT SELL DRUGS AND DO MURDERS

Do you really think Max Waters, even with a security team, say for example the secret service, are just going to waltz in and have some kinjd of discussion with the crips and bloods. What would that look like?

"It is my understanding that you have a lot of revenue from drugs and from the murders? Is that right? OK. Well I was wondering if you would help fund a playground that I'm sponsoring along with my candidacy race for representative of congress. It would be nice and it might improve your "brands" standing in this CUHMEWNUHTEE"

Wouldn't these hardened criminals just tell her to pound sand? maybe even fire a shot past her shoulder and tell them to scram?

I think they would

No, it's not like that at all

She walks right into the crips and bloods, one security guy who is really juust a body guy holding her purse and coffee and a clipboard, or voice recorder, or her secondary phonje

She walks inj and has a nice roundtable discussion about distribution lines and changes to power dynamics among the other gangs. She wants to make sure everyone is playing nice because when territories are not in disupute, there is more selling of drugs and less messiness around territorial dispute murders and labor loss

it's more of a 'loss prevention discussion' and it's with her and the top 5 high ups


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polish_snausage 5 points ago +5 / -0

She funds them

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Squiggly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Accidentally reveals Hillary's body squad.

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gawd-emperor 2 points ago +3 / -1

No, they wouldn't, like u said they are businessmen. Gang + govt = mafia == serial suiciders.

Govt is stronger in this relationship thanks to the deep state.

Every gang boss seeks govt cooperation mutual benefits are yuge

When u have fbi and doj like it is now where everyone is looking to made it well

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Hayride 1 point ago +1 / -0

This only gets a 6/10 on Low IQ Maxine's stupid scale.