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America_Lover1776 93 points ago +93 / -0

The Bernie Bloomberg split will kill the Democrat Party and I will love every second of it.

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PoohClimbsTrees 48 points ago +48 / -0

The split IS the plan so they can get who they want in at the Convention.

Bernie doesn't want to really win, he wants another house.

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mct1 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I WAS PROMISED A DACHA. I WANT MY DACHA!" - Bernie, probably

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bill_in_texas 18 points ago +18 / -0

Bernie is old. He surely must have a number.....a cash out number, a number that, when reached, he just says fuck it and goes off to live his live in stress free luxury. I wonder if last time was just a dry run.....OK, you can buy me off with a house. This go round, it's going to cost more.....probably going to cost the DNC whatever Bernie's fuck you money number is.

Probably going to need more than a book deal for that payoff. Maybe Bernie gets a $ 50M Obamaflix deal, too?

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Dingus 10 points ago +11 / -1

He surely must have a numbah.....a cash out numbah!

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RobertSparks777 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do we know his heart problem was natural?

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meteorknife 16 points ago +16 / -0

They were relying on Biden to split the vote, but underestimated just how horribly people disliked him.

Mini-Mike to the rescue.

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Leatherwood 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mini mike is no more likable than Biden.

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mike will do it!

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basedtexapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

jebgetseveryelectoralvote.jpg

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PaigeAshley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please clap!

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zeporscheguy 5 points ago +5 / -0

NO REFUNDS

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mikeroolz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bloomberg is too much of a privileged egotist to get out too. It's great! Joe or Bootyjudge would be able to beat Bernie if Mini Mike dropped out.

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trashquatch 4 points ago +4 / -0

You don’t have a summer cabin?

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basedtexapede 6 points ago +6 / -0

It identifies as a summer camp, bigot!

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Dingus 3 points ago +3 / -0

can we get some muscle over here?

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edxzxz 5 points ago +5 / -0

I lived in an actual summer cabin in Vermont. It was not a palatial home with a separate guest cottage on an island on Lake Champlain - it was a plywood shack with no central heat, the hot water heater was on the floor in the living room, the windows were covered in plastic tarps to keep the wind and cold out, and we had to dig up the 'septic tank' a couple times each year to get it to drain. That's what normal people up there consider a 'summer camp' that people of relatively normal (well off but not mega rich) means can afford - not some half million dollar uber exclusive location on a secluded semi private island with a guest house. Oh yeah, the summer camp next door had wooden skids on the bottom, because the owners got it free from the people on the opposite side of the lake who replaced it with a prefabricated house, and to move it they just nailed skids to the bottom and dragged it across the lake when it froze in the winter.

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tendies 30 points ago +30 / -0

Admins locking comment sections on T_D?

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snuggs316 14 points ago +14 / -0

on a couple of threads that i've noticed this morning....not all of them. but i just passed my 2nd "birthday" and i've never seen comments locked before, so there's that.

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meteorknife 9 points ago +10 / -1

I think its the mods. They dont want to kill T_D so they need a smooth transition here. If you want to comment, you have to come here.

I think thats fair.

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Miserable_company 7 points ago +7 / -0

That surprised me. Maybe mods supporting a push for creating accounts here prior to the inevitable (but no doubt impartial, right...?) banning of T_D

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Cheesemaker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty sure its the T_D admins remaining doing that to make people come over here if they want to comment. It's a good strategy. Also good when they link straight over to here rather than the image on reddit.

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HaveBaconWillTravel 25 points ago +25 / -0

Gotta give the mods a shout out, smart locking the comments and directly linking here, that's a damn smart move on your part.

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 15 points ago +15 / -0

Good job Mods! NIMBLE NAVIGATORS!

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Granny 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like it too, but can you explain for me why it's good! Is it so that the participation is here in tdwin and not in Reddit?

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Cheesemaker 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes. Helps nudge people over. Also helps bring over people that may be occasional viewers.

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Granny 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really like it!

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HaveBaconWillTravel 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is to get more traffic here and more participation here. We have to remember that the donald on reddit was pretty much not seen by anyone that wasn't part of it before it was quarantined. It was basically this site, but now with the idea that reddit is going to "approve" of new mods for the donald, I would say it is a matter of time before it either implodes or is hit with misinformation and blatantly racist stuff for them to point fingers at and say see they were like that all along. We need more people to be active here, gain a following and make sure news anchors and campaigns are aware of our presence.

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HaveBaconWillTravel 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would say pretty damn soon, we knew this was coming this year for sure.

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Greg-2012 8 points ago +8 / -0

My first post here!

Aaaaaaand your account is banned.

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redkomrad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I upvoted this just to make sure Spez isn’t able to ban me.

No wrongthink warning so I think it’s all good.

Safe zone detected!

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MAGANatsFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pho is a meal

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Verrerogo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Capitalism is imaginary. People have been pulling stored value together, and using it to get better tools to get more done, forever. Putting the suffix "ism" at the end of a word does not make it into anything real.

There is no such thing as Hairbrushism, even though your sister brushes her hair every day and lots of hairbrushes are sold. Or toothpasteism, or takeawalkism, or kissyourmommyism.

Just because something goes on, as a human activity, doesn't mean it is remarkable or needs the suffix "ism."

In the past these ideas had their uses but being against Capitalism is being against doing anything except farming, hunting and gathering.

Anybody who wants to never buy anything again, and eat by farming, hunting, and gathering, is welcome to call themselves "Anti Capitalist."

These terms date from Nineteenth Century Utopianism and have outlived their meaning.

Everybody who borrowed money to go to college engaged in Capitalism. They thought the expenditure would produce something good later, usually meaning a job that pays enough long term to pay back the loan and amass a higher social status.

And learning to develop the mind for its own sake. Or get a higher paid husband. Or even wife.

Or have a more meaningful mental life. That too. But it's not monk school. People expect a financial return on their student loans eventually.

So that's investing capital. When everybody is a capitalist, nobody is, and the word dissolves.

As for Phobias, that is a technical term from the science of psychology. It should not be thrown around by non psychologists, doing street-corner diagnoses of this grave malady. There is nothing cute about phobias, so don't use the suffix "phobic", unless you have an advanced degree, and a practicum, in Psychology.

Just because somebody doesn't like something doesn't mean they are scared of it, and anyway, what's wrong with being scared. There is no shame in being scared.

Nice cartoon. Love Ben Garrison.

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Bansjustprovemeright 9 points ago +9 / -0

I get in this argument a lot, for some reason there are a lot of college "educated" individuals who will swear up and down that capitalism was invented sometime around 1900 in America by industrialists. You give them a confused look (not the least part of your confusion is the historical inaccuracies) and ask for their definition of capitalism, they reply with a word salad of buzz words and emotion that you can only parse as corruption. You try to explain the definition of capitalism to them and they get angry, begin raising their voice, quoting college professors and throwing insults and appealing to other participants in the conversation for aid or at least to help deride.

I've never seen anything like it. The destruction of the rational and educated mind is nearly complete in the world.

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_-Th0r-_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Um ... I think this is both off and ignores a part of what made our founding great and unique.

Capitalism involves private ownership.

Didn’t exist in medieval feudal system.

Go back to the Roman Empire. Yes there was trade and exchange with coins. But the coins literally belonged to the man whose face was on them. The emperor could at any time confiscate your lands and wealth. “Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.”

Egypt ... I guess “yooman capital” maybe since building a pyramid wasn’t paid labor, it was slave labor.

Wasn’t until we started waking up from the Middle Ages that we reunited with old Western ideas.

It wasn’t until we broke free from England that we had a free society (+slaves), sovereignty was in the citizens and not a monarchy, and we had rights to our own property.

Trade, exchange and markets have always been there. But capitalism is different.

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Verrerogo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agree. Good points.

All that is enshrined in the Fourteenth Amendment, that your stuff is YOURS. To invest, drink, or wear as a hat. Yours.

Yes, that's new. Good point.

What's new is the rise of an assertive bourgeois class. Mommy's smartest children, who bring the others along. By following bourgeois virtues, such as hard work and temperance. They may not be as much fun at parties, but they always seem to have money for the bus home.

That is Keepittogetherism.

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sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago +6 / -0

just about 100% of the things Socialists/Leftists/Democrats/Progressives keep saying are "human rights" are NOT human rights.

  • Healthcare insurance
  • a job
  • a place to live
  • a livable wage
  • internet access
  • access to the latest tech
  • free college
  • special rights for
    • non-whites
    • women
    • blacks, hispanics, asians
    • gays, trannies, alphabet people
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edxzxz 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" - those are the rights all are born with, and they come from our creator, not by way of the favors of some bureaucrat. How the hell does forcing me to pay for some whackjob's gender reassignment surgery square with my right to individual liberty? How does that square with our system of government being one which the federal government has no powers other than those which have been specifically enumerated in our constitution?

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maymay4america 6 points ago +6 / -0

Says he doesn't like authoritarianism, but also says he is a Socialist. Something doesn't add up

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TheDespotofCartoons 5 points ago +5 / -0

in his best Butt-head impression Hey, Beavis...it's an ass burning the ass of an ass! Huh huh huh huh huh!

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YDS2016 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Well I had them all out there steppin' an' a fetchin' like their heads were on fire and their asses was catchin" - Charlie Daniels

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YDS2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

It immediately came to mind because of the donkey lol :)

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JaevlaSkit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao. The ass' ass is on fire.

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Greg-2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, best part.

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SwampSwan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love the hammer&sickle Commie tongue in the Commie's lying Commie mouth because he's a lying Commie.

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know what amazes me is how readily Bernie's lie that he's not a communist is lapped up by the media and his supporters - there's no fucking way a grown man has stacks and stacks of "Mother Jones' commie propaganda in his office while he's mayor of Burlington, but somehow he isn't a commie? Have you ever read one of those shit rags? It makes no bones at all about shamelessly promoting Soviet communism and trashing the USA. That's who he is and has always been, but of course if he didn't lie to cover that up, he wouldn't get elected dog catcher. In sum, I concur in your conclusion that he is a lying commie.

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, I've never read Mother Jones - the name itself has always turned me off enough that I've never sought it out.

Nice to know my visceral reaction was on target.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everything was fine until he opened his mouth.

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meh, everything appeared fine for Bernie until he opened his mouth in front of a crowd that was not 100% comprised of his retarded zealot supporters. Actual rational people don't cheer an asshole that praises Castro, they boo, as Bernie was apparently shocked and amazed to find out at the debate last night.

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Cantpickaname 3 points ago +4 / -1

Reeeetards are locking threads over in shitsville.

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mikeroolz 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think the mods are doing it on purpose to move people over here faster.

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +4 / -1

Cubans hate Castro with the intensity of a thousand suns, and it trumps everything else. If the DNC-Bloomberg machine cannot stop Bernie, it has zero chance of political survival. Trump will win the Latino vote in a landslide.

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ShawnLamb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bernie is too soft to resist lobbying from Jewish groups, commercial interests, wamyn, other ethnic free loaders or hard core idealogues.

It would be open season on white people, particularly white men.

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MAGANatsFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of his best. Love the burnt ass on the ass!

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hikfromstik 2 points ago +2 / -0

Castro started the reading program to "require" reading of communist propaganda

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Fyrjefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's missing "private ownership" and "food". Otherwise, great comic. Also my first post here! Uninstalled the Reddit app and giving it up for Lent (or most likely indefinitely, as the site has spiralled into insanity). It's good to be free!

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Please_Clap 2 points ago +2 / -0

None of the candidates they are currently presenting will be the actual Democrat nominee. That's all I have to say.

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norwegianwikin 2 points ago +2 / -0

That feeling when upvoting does not carry the risk of a gulaging. It's a lovely feeling.

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HelicopterPilot 2 points ago +2 / -0

It turns out progressives will kill the Democratic party. They thought they could harness the cancer but instead were consumed by it

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debacle 2 points ago +2 / -0

So many people I know want "change" no matter what the cost. The level of dissonance is becoming frightening. The number of people who will give up their rights for "free" stuff is truly concerning.

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BurtReynolds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next time, submit Ben Garrison’s link to his webpage. Support him with clicks!

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Greg-2012 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm at work, had to stop myself from LOL at the donkey.

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BigDonaldEnergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kill these fuckers!

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Granny 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do you take a post on tdwin and post it on r/t_d? (Sorry I'm low-tech Granny)

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Brulz_Lulz 1 point ago +1 / -0

For someone who's not a communist, he really got rattled when people booed him for praising Castro.

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IMember 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pay no attention to the millionaire behind the curtain

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PaigeAshley 1 point ago +1 / -0

? Spicy! ?

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sustainable_saltmine 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol stickied post linking here on T_D is locked

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