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DanIsSwell 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don’t know why anyone wants to stay there anyway. It’s like saying “my ex is a bitch whore who hates my guts, poisons my food, and tries to kill me in my sleep, but I like to stay there and pay her rent, just to make my presence known”

Nah man, get the hell outta there!

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incogneato 4 points ago +4 / -0

"yeah, I don't want her to think she can chase me out!" -

when your new girlfriend is waiting for you with dinner all made and candles lit