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posted ago by Avenatti2020 +2180 / -0

I was a die hard Trump supporter. Up until today I thought an incredible economy, record low unemployment, a pro gay president, better trade deals, and focusing on Americans first was the most important thing. Now I see, through the careful criteria selected by the reddit team, that I was wrong all along. I realize now I am guilty of wrongthink. Clearly the answer to all of our problems (including wages for the bottom of America growing at faster rates than the top of America and keeping more of my own money) is to vote democrat. I mean, why wouldn’t I want to give more to government? They need it for incredibly useful projects like the ACA website that cost over 5 billion. We must address climate change by giving more money to our government that will surely solve it even though they can’t quantify it whatsoever. I want wealth to be redistributed and taxes to raise. I mean, it’s not like the wealthy can take their money elsewhere and companies can’t keep it overseas. It just feels like I’ve wasted so much time fighting for liberty and freedom when I could just relax and let the government take over and run all of our lives. And all it would cost is 52%+ taxes! Also, it’s clear that this sub is super violent by posting pictures of the whistleblower even though no one knows who the whistleblower is and it’s totally not Charizardmella because Adam Schiff told us so. The death knell for my support of Trump is when the reddit admins removed T_D admins and showed how much better this sub has gotten with big corporations running things. Free speech doesn’t mean hate speech you bigots.

Just kidding, Trump 2020, hope you used lube Spez and enjoy that Coronadick, Winnie is paying good money to abuse your starfish

I was a die hard Trump supporter. Up until today I thought an incredible economy, record low unemployment, a pro gay president, better trade deals, and focusing on Americans first was the most important thing. Now I see, through the careful criteria selected by the reddit team, that I was wrong all along. I realize now I am guilty of wrongthink. Clearly the answer to all of our problems (including wages for the bottom of America growing at faster rates than the top of America and keeping more of my own money) is to vote democrat. I mean, why wouldn’t I want to give more to government? They need it for incredibly useful projects like the ACA website that cost over 5 billion. We must address climate change by giving more money to our government that will surely solve it even though they can’t quantify it whatsoever. I want wealth to be redistributed and taxes to raise. I mean, it’s not like the wealthy can take their money elsewhere and companies can’t keep it overseas. It just feels like I’ve wasted so much time fighting for liberty and freedom when I could just relax and let the government take over and run all of our lives. And all it would cost is 52%+ taxes! Also, it’s clear that this sub is super violent by posting pictures of the whistleblower even though no one knows who the whistleblower is and it’s totally not Charizardmella because Adam Schiff told us so. The death knell for my support of Trump is when the reddit admins removed T_D admins and showed how much better this sub has gotten with big corporations running things. Free speech doesn’t mean hate speech you bigots. Just kidding, Trump 2020, hope you used lube Spez and enjoy that Coronadick, Winnie is paying good money to abuse your starfish
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DAR1783 168 points ago +169 / -1

Elaborate and effective shitpost. Upvoted appropriately.

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ecelol 41 points ago +41 / -0

Man he was right, I'm just tired of winning. I don't wanna win so much.

Trump: Ay, listen up kiddo. I'm so sorry. We have no choice. We're gonna have to win. We're gonna have to keep on winning.

WINTROCITY BITCH

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DickTick 10 points ago +11 / -1

Painted the walls in shitpost

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redis_help 56 points ago +57 / -1

You had me in the first half.

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excelsior501 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not gonna lie

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the_realDonaldTrump 34 points ago +35 / -1

Of course, you will vote for me!

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Avenatti2020 [S] 16 points ago +17 / -1

Pro username

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the_realDonaldTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ty! you have a nice one too

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xiao_maga_part2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Basta!

(and spez can get fucked)

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Welcometodapartypal 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fucking #Basta I legit snorted! CNN’s front runner presidential candidate headed to federal poundmeintheass prison.

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PonySoldier 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know it, you know it, pretty much everyone knows it

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ShionKaito438 27 points ago +28 / -1

YOU GOT ME

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deleted 25 points ago +25 / -0
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veteran299 12 points ago +13 / -1

what they will MAKE happen

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omegapede 15 points ago +16 / -1

Vote for Bernie instead comrade beep boop

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YDS2016 7 points ago +7 / -0

Не используйте слово товарищ! ты отдашь нас, товарищ!

Edit: Um... I mean Bernie 2020! Yea!

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Avenatti2020 [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Thanks for the sticky mods. Doesn’t matter that we’ve moved platforms, mods still = gods.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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AnchorFrog01 10 points ago +10 / -0

Spez sprays his minicock with lysol now before he smashes the Pooh

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mugatucrazypills 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pushes Poohs Poo ?

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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TRUMPwins2020kag 8 points ago +8 / -0

I miss this on T_D. Glad to have them back here.

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Knollsit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just here to say FUCK U/SPEZ

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TrumpsWall 6 points ago +6 / -0

You never had me for a second, but a nice parody demonstrating the ridiculousness of it all?

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NuclearDreams 6 points ago +6 / -0

Leftists think silencing us and sticking fingers in their ears makes us suddenly disappear. Then they can prance around in their echo chambers and then cry their little eyes out when the election happens and once again they're slammed with a landslide result.

Mark my words, not one vote for Trump will be changed because Reddit decided to interfere with the election.

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DrMoustachio 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck reddit. Fuck China. Fuck Obama and his tranny.

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RememberWhatTheyTook 5 points ago +5 / -0

You got me.

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CoronaChan 5 points ago +5 / -0

The scary thing is you see this type of "apology" from one of the initial 8 doctors in China that wants to blow the whistle on the whole coronavirus thing. Freedom of speech is so important, so don't let Reddit get away with this. Nuke that sub and start over here.

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

>Now that's shitposting!!!

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 4 points ago +5 / -1

This is the type of shit that I came here for let’s be the Donald that we always knew we could be it’s a fucking honor to shitpost with you all

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MAGAmachine2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking lol!!

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BurtReynolds 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this fake news?

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Avenatti2020 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. We all know Winnie doesn’t use lube.

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paulddraper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Username checks out

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Avenatti2020 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

BASTA!

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Welcometodapartypal 3 points ago +3 / -0

METOO

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PootiePoot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Uncle Bernie will better respect Uncle Xi.

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Pres_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

You fuckstick.

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Davidaware01 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not gonna lie, you had us

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My_dick_screamed 4 points ago +4 / -0

You had me, but I KNEW There had to be a reason this was sticked lmao

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Sykol 3 points ago +3 / -0

Throw money into hurricanes to redistribute wealth and stop global warming.

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BidenSmellsKids 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think i'm at a point now where I don't fall for shitposts I just get stronker from them.

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BarrBQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not gonna lie, they had us in the first 90%.

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ChicagoDog45 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know it sure is nice to be able to talk about our great president on this site without having to watch out for the thought police. Trump 2020

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SJBHamilton 3 points ago +3 / -0

You get an AWARD for a great shitpost !

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Long_time_lurker 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should be. We should all be making ironic posts like this on T_D so they can't use it against us because it's not a serious sub any more.

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TruthVelocity 3 points ago +3 / -0

Skipped to the bottom. You didn't fool me OP ???

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliantly done, take my upvote.

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JustInTime2_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

You had me going with abated breath.

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sunnyingreenfield 3 points ago +4 / -1

I want to copypasta this in every subreddit in that shithole Reddit

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realPierreDelecto 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had me in the first half lol!

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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YouKnwNthgJonSnow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I miss these shitposts. Top kek pede

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norwegianwikin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine a post with this title on a Bernie sub, or a Hillary sub in '16. No way it would make it to 1500 up votes.

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dukeduck 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like your style.

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ciaFluteTooter 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean getting called racist everyday didn’t convince you to stop supporting the Bad Orange Man?

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deadBeefCafe2014 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just kidding, Trump 2020, hope you used lube Spez and enjoy that Coronadick, Winnie is paying good money to abuse your starfish

Winnie the Poo, indeed!

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Bahzin 2 points ago +3 / -1

Well played, my fellow deplorable, well played

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Mimicry_eros 2 points ago +2 / -0

“For the greater good”- NPC

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Nan4eva 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spez sucks donkey cock

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just-a-pleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes comrade, we need UBI as well.

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Cloudy_mood 2 points ago +2 / -0

I totally understand, darling. Thank you for sharing your feelings here. Come on back to my place and we can massage each other’s a holes and post on Facebook who we think will be the best Democratic candidate to lose to Trump.

Kek

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FloridaGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saw headline. Knew to read for the punchline in the shitpost, no flair needed.

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

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MAGASPICYBOI 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wew lad, that’s spicy