That's a fine 1st post. I can only hope whoever the nominee is, that they give us as much ammo as this old hag did.
I could see some shit like this happening with Biden but I doubt he makes it that far
Then a couple hours later, her body double - who is at least ten years younger and twenty pounds lighter -- came bounding out onto the sidewalk in front of Chelsea's apartment/hospital facility. There she frolicked up and down with a little girl for cameramen and reporters, none of whom questioned the curious lack of security detail around the old woman who only that morning had collapsed in a dead faint. The body double had to mime her replies to reporters' queries as none of her rehearsed catch phrases were suitable to the occasion.
And the shoe being left behind! A memetic staple of every fine Ben Garrison rendition since the day this corrupt beast fell and even the caustic fake news couldn't pretend she was a healthy candidate any more. A perfect confluence of failure.
Look VERY closely at her foot. While she seems to start to collapse, something metallic falls out of her pant leg and hits the sidewalk with an audible "clink"
Here is a great video of a retired secret service agent, Gary Byrne, giving an analysis of that situation.
Mr Byrne wrote a great book; "Crisis of Character" that talks about protecting the Clintons during his time in the Secret Service. I got the audio version and it was great, I highly recommend.
The Beef Slide Shuffle was one of my favorite dance moves from the past election cycle; Harlem Shake May have spawned more imitators but this one really has class. Partner dances are a little more intimate; everyone joins in the fun.
That's a fine 1st post. I can only hope whoever the nominee is, that they give us as much ammo as this old hag did. I could see some shit like this happening with Biden but I doubt he makes it that far
Biden would need to be chucked into a wagon being pulled by a dog faced pony solider.
He would've passed out from all those push-ups he'd be doing
Listen, fat. I’m running for the United States Senate, and if you don’t like that I’ll sic Corn Pop on your sorry ass
And if ya don’t like it, vote for that other Biden guy!
Corn Pop was a bad dude...
We may have peaked back then with all of the Byrd-posting variants. God that was hysterical
it was hilarious when she made a public appearance after this and totally played dumb lmao
Side of beef with Kuru
Shit her pants, important detail.
Definitely. You can see the dump shivers kick in as the bald-headed guy sweeps in.
DUMP SHIVERS
You could tell she was dead the way she dragged her feet.
Some weekend at bernies action
Best 9/11 Ever!
Username did not disappoint!
lmao I love this place
Never gets old!
Easy karma. I will ALWAYS upvote Hillary getting chucked into her van like a side of beef.
I upvoted it everytime on cuckit and I'll fuckin' do it again here.
It really never gets old, nice post OP
A Classic.
Such a f’n weird situation. She even lost a shoe! What a loser.
Never gets old. Keep up the good work.
This video makes me laugh every time.
Username checks out
Good times!
Takes me back...
Classic...
I will never not updoot this.
I think I need a coat too.
Finally the original HD version!
I think you can actually hear her squeal / moan at the very end, which always gets left out on the silent gif versions of this!
The good ol' days, they're back!
Damn that kuru hitting hillary hard there ey
Then a couple hours later, her body double - who is at least ten years younger and twenty pounds lighter -- came bounding out onto the sidewalk in front of Chelsea's apartment/hospital facility. There she frolicked up and down with a little girl for cameramen and reporters, none of whom questioned the curious lack of security detail around the old woman who only that morning had collapsed in a dead faint. The body double had to mime her replies to reporters' queries as none of her rehearsed catch phrases were suitable to the occasion.
And the shoe being left behind! A memetic staple of every fine Ben Garrison rendition since the day this corrupt beast fell and even the caustic fake news couldn't pretend she was a healthy candidate any more. A perfect confluence of failure.
Look VERY closely at her foot. While she seems to start to collapse, something metallic falls out of her pant leg and hits the sidewalk with an audible "clink"
Side of Beef, Side of Beef!! Never forget pedes!
She reacted like she spotted another balloon
Nasty woman! This vid is always good for a laugh, a true classic.
Here is a great video of a retired secret service agent, Gary Byrne, giving an analysis of that situation.
Mr Byrne wrote a great book; "Crisis of Character" that talks about protecting the Clintons during his time in the Secret Service. I got the audio version and it was great, I highly recommend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLeIVZuzewk
This was great to watch, thanks!
What a vibrant woman!
Spicy indeed.
I will never not upvote this whenever, and wherever I see it.
Thank you thank you Thank YOU!!!
The Beef Slide Shuffle was one of my favorite dance moves from the past election cycle; Harlem Shake May have spawned more imitators but this one really has class. Partner dances are a little more intimate; everyone joins in the fun.
On 9/11 ....
Classic
Classic!
Lost her shoe, too!
Have an upvote my friend! An oldie but a goodie.