Look how happy these 2 are: https://www.proboxing-fans.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/corona-girls-new.jpg

That's because they know where the Corona is being kept. Hot women, who also hoard Corona? What the hell is that? They can get a Corona wherever they want, so why keep it from the rest of us? Just today I heard Pelosski say that Trump was responsible for this. But, I haven't believed her since she said my house was going to burn down from Global Warming, and I don't even live in California. Why do these people talk about things that only happen to them, like they happen to all of us?

Now, I hear this Corona mess might cause a panic. This is nuts. People: This is a woman problem. We can fix it. We get some women we can trust, to find out where these other women are keeping the Corona. Before you ask: no, I don't know where to find women we can trust. Isn't that what all this social media stuff is for? Isn't that what this new site is for? Well then use it!

Find the women, Find the Corona, Save the World, and Re-elect Donald J. Trump!

(Thus concludes my first post here. I hope it was funny. If not, please direct all questions to Nancy Pelosi, as she's doing just as fine a job educating the public on the realities of the coronavirus as this post has, and I'm merely following her example.)