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Mr_Beanths 5 points ago +5 / -0

CUTTING YOUR DICK OFF DOESNT MAKE YOU HAPPY! In fact, your dick is the best thing you own!

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Toucansexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

My dick really didn't like me when I was a teenager. I beat on it regularly. Not a week went by without me smacking it around.