FBI determines that FBI definitely did not commit murder since Philip Haney's time of death was determined to be one second before he was hit with a bullet. Phew, that was close.
Well that investigation will be buried deep in swamp muck.
No way would anyone ever talk to the corrupt FBI
Still haven’t gotten to the truth of the Epstein murder
So disappointed in Barr. I Trusted the people ( DiGenova, Jarrett, Carter) that said to trust Barr. We will see but I’m losing hope
IMO you could have stopped at "If you trust the FBI". They've proven themselves to be either thoroughly corrupt or incompetent. Either way they serve no useful function and should be disbanded and all former employees barred from government work in general and law enforcement specifically.
Obummer was obsessed with muslim appearance. Remember what he told NASA. Its like he just sat around dreaming of ways to arm isis and import somolians ect.
There was a time when I respected the FBI, its people and the work it did. No longer. Now, when I read a story like this I just image Strzok and the rest of those bozos having tea with the Hildebeast and scheming how to set up Flynn. I am disgusted.
There’s a time when after you have a huge frat party at your parents house; smoking and toking, slamming AMF’s, keg stands, beer pong, space bags... the works! then someone gets the crazy idea to call a hooker over to the party for some extra fun; someone does a Very Bad Thing with her in the bathroom and she ends up dead so he hides her in the bathtub with the shower curtain covering her. He proceeds to go downstairs where some munchie-ridden boys decided to heat up some possibly 2 week old chili to make some chili cheese fries with some additionally questionable cheddar on top, everyone chows down but then IMMEDIATELY the rumbles come and every single one of them plowing over eachother to get into the bathroom to expel the demons first, whichever way they decide to come out first. Upon these sickly gentlemen entering the bathroom they collectively fall into the tub projectile vomiting and shitting everywhere, meanwhile creating a ghastly soup of vomit/diarrhea/jizzed up dead hooker. Sober up the next day and find that it wasn’t a dream when you go to take a leak. Now, would you rather TRY to clean all that mess up yourself before your parents get home? You can try plunging all damn night but that drain just ain’t big enough to allow you to just wash it all down. Sometimes, it’s just better to MOAB that tub and spring for a nice standing shower to replace it because you know the ghost of that dead hooker will NEVER leave you alone. Draining the swamp is not enough because the swamp creatures will never let you.
Oh. Do I need a disclaimer about this not literally promoting violence and that it is just a figure of speech, loosely alluding to the fact that FBI is swampy and swamp hooker ghosts won’t let you investigate them because they killed Seth Rich? Or did that shit also get left behind on the old The Donald?
Oh the FBI is on it. Looking forward to bullshit results.
Dont worry the FBI is here to save the day, and by day I mean "lose all the evidence pointing to homicide.
Came here to say this. Beat me to it. Hope we don’t get suicided.
Same crackerjack crew that investigated Epstein's death, I'll bet.
No matter what, expect the same results.
"FBI to investigate death of DHS whistleblower Philip Haney"
Was this a Babylon Bee article?? Their sense of absurdity is finely tuned.
"We've investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing."
lol ya beat me to it
Suddenly, "natural causes"
He died from a heart attack after shooting himself thrice in the head with a shotgun. Case closed.
Ultimately his heart would stop beating. Snopes rates this mostly true.
Suicide by two bullets to the back of the head and zipped himself into a duffel bag
Case closed.
They’ll send in the clean up crew, destroy the evidence and claim a botched a robbery or some bs.
Holy Shit...Mueller was just assigned the case!
/shitpost
Ever notice how Trump's critics at worst get demoted or fired, and Democrat's critics end up dead?
Nah man, Democrat's critics just commit suicide more often. They're also really talented at shooting themselves in the back of the head /s
and locking themselves inside golf bags
FBI determines that FBI definitely did not commit murder since Philip Haney's time of death was determined to be one second before he was hit with a bullet. Phew, that was close.
Well that investigation will be buried deep in swamp muck. No way would anyone ever talk to the corrupt FBI Still haven’t gotten to the truth of the Epstein murder So disappointed in Barr. I Trusted the people ( DiGenova, Jarrett, Carter) that said to trust Barr. We will see but I’m losing hope
Ruby Ridge. Barr is compromised.
And that's the last we'll hear about Haney....
It's right on the tip of my... never mind it's gone.
I fell asleep; what happened?
American Gladiators is on shut up.
In other words, it's a cover up.
You didn't say how much or where. Inquiring minds want to know.
How diverse were the engineers?
Nice.
IMO you could have stopped at "If you trust the FBI". They've proven themselves to be either thoroughly corrupt or incompetent. Either way they serve no useful function and should be disbanded and all former employees barred from government work in general and law enforcement specifically.
aka the cover up crew
That's great, considering they killed him to begin with.
With the way they have treated whistle blowers in the past...
The lack of confidence in our investigating agencies is both justified and sad. This is what happens when the Federal Government is politicized.
This is the natural outcome of immoral behavior.
As morality decreases, freedom decreases.
Proverbs 9:9-11 1599 Geneva Bible (GNV)
9 Give admonition to the wise, and he will be the wiser: teach a righteous man, and he will increase in learning.
10 The beginning of wisdom is the fear of the Lord, and the knowledge of holy things, is [a]understanding.
11 For thy days shall be multiplied by me, and the years of thy life shall be augmented.
Pathetic. The FBI is probably in on it.
Lol, Christopher Wray standing at the ready with his broom and dustpan.
Fuck off
Maybe they'll help by making illegal to print his name so nobody can go after him.
Here comes the coverup.
Vince Foster style.
Wow! the FBI! We definitely know they will get to the bottom of this! They never let us down!!!!
The cynicism in this thread is beautiful, righteous, and very sad at that same time.
May justice be delivered against the deep state and their families
Amen.
Obummer was obsessed with muslim appearance. Remember what he told NASA. Its like he just sat around dreaming of ways to arm isis and import somolians ect.
What, are they just going to send a few people to walk around FBI HQ and ask, "Seriously guys, which one of you did this?"
Investigate = Collect & Destroy all evidence.
Haha, thinking the FBI is anything but just another leftist power cult
FBI to cover up the death of DHS whistleblower Philip Haney.
"Not our purview, but ififififififif it was, no reasonable investigator would investigate this matter." That is all.
Wait, wait, wait... can you say that again?
(Should I get my hopes up or will this be Hillary's Emails Part 2?)
You know what that means, they're not going to recommend prosecution.
The FBI has not been exonerated of his death.
They "investigated" las vegas bwahHaha that agency is a joke
Coverup In Action.... oh I thought that was CIA.
Wow... the fbi.. thank goodness /s
Hillary Clinton in shambles.
Well Chris Wray's esteemed bureau have certainly proven themselves to be trustworthy, that's for sure.
(sarcasm, if it wasn't obv)
Surprised the investigation hasn't concluded yet... it's been almost a whole day now!
Well thank goodness.
Now we're sure to find out what really happened.
Number one sign Eric Ciaramella is NOT a whistleblower? He has not committed(been murdered) "suicide(by a 3 letter agency) yet.
Wow that makes me feel so much better
There was a time when I respected the FBI, its people and the work it did. No longer. Now, when I read a story like this I just image Strzok and the rest of those bozos having tea with the Hildebeast and scheming how to set up Flynn. I am disgusted.
There’s a time when after you have a huge frat party at your parents house; smoking and toking, slamming AMF’s, keg stands, beer pong, space bags... the works! then someone gets the crazy idea to call a hooker over to the party for some extra fun; someone does a Very Bad Thing with her in the bathroom and she ends up dead so he hides her in the bathtub with the shower curtain covering her. He proceeds to go downstairs where some munchie-ridden boys decided to heat up some possibly 2 week old chili to make some chili cheese fries with some additionally questionable cheddar on top, everyone chows down but then IMMEDIATELY the rumbles come and every single one of them plowing over eachother to get into the bathroom to expel the demons first, whichever way they decide to come out first. Upon these sickly gentlemen entering the bathroom they collectively fall into the tub projectile vomiting and shitting everywhere, meanwhile creating a ghastly soup of vomit/diarrhea/jizzed up dead hooker. Sober up the next day and find that it wasn’t a dream when you go to take a leak. Now, would you rather TRY to clean all that mess up yourself before your parents get home? You can try plunging all damn night but that drain just ain’t big enough to allow you to just wash it all down. Sometimes, it’s just better to MOAB that tub and spring for a nice standing shower to replace it because you know the ghost of that dead hooker will NEVER leave you alone. Draining the swamp is not enough because the swamp creatures will never let you.
Oh. Do I need a disclaimer about this not literally promoting violence and that it is just a figure of speech, loosely alluding to the fact that FBI is swampy and swamp hooker ghosts won’t let you investigate them because they killed Seth Rich? Or did that shit also get left behind on the old The Donald?