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Makeshift 103 points ago +103 / -0

Oh the FBI is on it. Looking forward to bullshit results.

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Jackhererer 24 points ago +24 / -0

Dont worry the FBI is here to save the day, and by day I mean "lose all the evidence pointing to homicide.

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Presidentxi 13 points ago +13 / -0

Came here to say this. Beat me to it. Hope we don’t get suicided.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 15 points ago +15 / -0

Same crackerjack crew that investigated Epstein's death, I'll bet.

No matter what, expect the same results.

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OGpsywar 7 points ago +7 / -0

"FBI to investigate death of DHS whistleblower Philip Haney"

Was this a Babylon Bee article?? Their sense of absurdity is finely tuned.