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JimmyNelson 78 points ago +79 / -1

Well played, Texas Police.

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rooftoptendie 13 points ago +20 / -7

kek...

Here I am cruising thru Hot for shit I might have missed this morning. And my eyes stop on this post. I read it twice. I stop and blink. Then my mind suddenly goes, "A-HA-HA! BITCHES, AINT NOBODY GONNA GET THEIR METH TESTED FOR FLU! ha, you dumb bitches!"

Dude, they just gonna switch to the pipe and light that shit on fire, aint no fluhan gonna survive the torch, dumasses.

Aint NOBODY stops Crystal from gettin what she wants. That aint no she-bitch, that is the Devil's Diva! Aint no winnie the pooh coughing up a lung motherfucker gonna stop that demon. She light yo ass on fire, smoke it, and shoot up yo ashes, bitch-flu. Sheeeit.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 12 points ago +12 / -0

HE HAZ PANGZ AN SHEEEIT

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inspir3dgenius 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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futuregodemperor 57 points ago +58 / -1

I can't wait to see the mugshots of the idiots who fell for this........

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IllusionOfChoice 22 points ago +23 / -1

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rooftoptendie 22 points ago +22 / -0

not even joking, past 2 weeks, it is getting reeeeel hard to tell the difference sometimes. "Black man kidnaps white woman, makes her wear blackface and afro wig, forces her to watch Roots" "Alabama congresswoman drafts bill enforcing mandatory vasectomies for males over 50" "Crowd of parents cheer as transexual sex offender performs lap dance for 6 year old at public library"

I cant fucking tell anymore

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Jceggbert5 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm gonna go with fake, real, real

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fthecoup 1 point ago +2 / -1

CNNBC is fake, mostly fake, fake......

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Airvh 7 points ago +8 / -1

I would love to get some live video of idiots turning it in to be checked.

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Trumper007 29 points ago +30 / -1

God bless Texas

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Jackhererer 10 points ago +11 / -1

I'd love to see the look on the guys face who has cop show up lol. C'mon Live PD we need this!!!!

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PensivePatriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

LivePD is such a guilty please of mine- I absolutely love watching the fuckups of this country get their comeuppance.

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Jackhererer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yea I feel like cops and LIVE PD should of shown more boring traffic stops of how normal people get pulled over. Would of been great educational value in those. Ya I know the shows would suck if there was no action.

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anotherviewpoint 5 points ago +6 / -1

I tell my wife every Friday to turn that shit off...I see those people all year at the fair..don't need them in my living room too...

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mrs.rose 17 points ago +18 / -1

Ok I actually believed this for a second lol

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asiatrails [S] 12 points ago +13 / -1

It's true

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PleaseHonk 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yeah i thought it was real drug testing service too, lots of liberal cities encourage drug use by giving unlimited needles and offering free fentanyl testing. They analyze the drugs then hand it back to the homeless addict and tel him here ya go, you may now go shoot up, your high shouldn’t kill you this time ??

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah i thought it was real drug testing service too

So were you held until you posted bail or did a Hawaiian judge block your arrest?

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PleaseHonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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TrumpCard1776 16 points ago +17 / -1

Even better if the cops were in hazmat gear when "inspecting" the drugs.

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TEXinLA 13 points ago +14 / -1

Honk honk

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splink 11 points ago +12 / -1

Fifth customer gets a free toaster!

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oldmanthedonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wtf?

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LikeAWombatScorned 8 points ago +10 / -2

IT'S A TRAP! ;)

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JFellows72 6 points ago +7 / -1

Top tier strat right there

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oldmanthedonald 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thou shalt not lie

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Gman7 6 points ago +7 / -1

Man I love cops.

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KakarikoKing 6 points ago +7 / -1

Big brain move

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ShitComment 5 points ago +6 / -1

They should make them a 2 for 1 offer they can't refuse, like if they bring their "friends" with them. I wonder if tweekers actually pay attention to the news?

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elpoePehTeW 5 points ago +6 / -1

Funny enough, the lefty drug addicts on spezzit were bitching about this story. I think it was NotTheOnion.

Along the lines of that the people who already don’t trust the police will be driven further away by the police for this.

These are the same people who bitch about police all day, yet want all of the guns taken away, just so those same police are the only ones with guns. ?‍♂️

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doug2 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm here for the 5 o clock free crack give away...

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 4 points ago +5 / -1

Your boolets are infected with batvirus7. Call the ATF.

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MidwestNotMideast 3 points ago +4 / -1

Looks like I picked the wrong week to start doing meth

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anotherviewpoint 2 points ago +3 / -1

Took mine down to the office and they said it was clean and ready to use...ThankX I said going out the door...dumasses It was real mother earth grown crystal...

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monkadelic 2 points ago +2 / -0

If China manufactured this virus, and we get a lot of illegal drugs from china, its not too much of a stretch to imagine this actually being possible.

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grizzlyyy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ahaha the sad part is there are people stupid enough to fall for this.

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LilBuddyRem 1 point ago +2 / -1

I would believe this if it was Portland PD.

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makemyday007 1 point ago +2 / -1

See the those police officers are being so nice. They really do get a bad rep! ?

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americathegr888 1 point ago +3 / -2

Now do crack...or would that be too rayciss?

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gawd-emperor 1 point ago +3 / -2

Most drug dealers are Democrats hence low iq they will buy it

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cajun_robear 1 point ago +2 / -1

This rates right up there with "you have won a free prize, just show up to claim it."

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FactsOverFeelings 1 point ago +2 / -1

Brilliant!

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trumpORbust -1 points ago +4 / -5

So are Islam rugs and welfare check -- anyone holding either should be deported

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JeskaiMage -3 points ago +7 / -10

Legalize it. Why waste tax dollars on busting victimless crimes when you can generate tax revenue via legal transactions? Let’s be economical.

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Yucky 12 points ago +14 / -2

Checkout downtown San Francisco to see how "victimless" meth is.

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notannpc1776 3 points ago +4 / -1

I've seen delusions caused by meth.... I was accused of being part of a government conspiracy of doping people up on LSD and poisoning food with it..... even though LSD isn't the drug the person was taking.

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jgardner 4 points ago +8 / -4

I'm fine with legalizing it as long as it's only legal in your yard.

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rooftoptendie 9 points ago +10 / -1

it NEVER fucking stays in "your yard"!

have you SEEN high people? YOU gonna keep someone in their yard on day 3 of a sleepless bender when theyre hallucinating that their boss is sleeping with their GF and their best buddy needs them to meet up at the IHOP for a ride to their uncles house to bring em bail money before they lose their job and their roommate kicks them out and then they have to STOP AT THE STORE FOR CAT FOOD on their way back home when they get a call that their ex's cousin is in the hospital with pneumonia and can they pleeeeeazzzz just stop by for like 15 min first ok thx, and get another call from their buddy to come back across town and help them load a free couch into their truck that they found on the corner, and theres more, a LOT more, but my point is

Crystal don't stay in no yard.

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jgardner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly.

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JeskaiMage 1 point ago +2 / -1

You know you can arrest people for being violent. That’s an actual crime. You know, like a crime with unwilling victims and societal harm. Not like staying home and being high.

If I want to smoke drugs in my house, that’s literally none of your business at all. It doesn’t matter what the drug is.

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BetsyRossRocks 1 point ago +2 / -1

Unless you're an illegal alien, then it's OK.

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twoterms 1 point ago +2 / -1

The problem is meth is super addicting.

Synthesized drugs should not be legal.

Weed , mushrooms etc should be legal.

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arebee -1 points ago +2 / -3

once its legal they better employ a whole lot more police since there'll be like 10x more junkies stealing stuff, shitting on the streets and ODing under bridges

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