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Cue_Cumber 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's one: How do you drive a Leftist crazy? Lock him* in a round room and tell him there's free stuff in the corner.

*Should I have used "xir"?

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CucumberInLine 2 points ago +2 / -0

none. light is bigoted against the blind.

live in darkness, you bigot!

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Proud_American 1 point ago +2 / -1

Actually, it’s two.

One to call the maintenance man,,,,,

One to make the wheat grass smoothies.

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Prom3th3us 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lightbulbs perpetuate the patriarchal capitalist Petro-State and each one is a micro aggression against the environment and entropy /s

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MAGA2020KEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

What did communists use before candles ?? Light Bulbs!

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archdruid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only light supremacists use lightbulbs, you ray-cist!

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MrSnappy 1 point ago +1 / -0

DEMs thinking goes like this....cause electricity is ant-feminist, discovered by a warmongering old white guy in Philadelphia...which led to the enslavement of those freewheeling light making thingies in a glass bulb by another old white guy named Thomas something...and now we have a President won't even support their liberation into LEDS

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Fredo_Cuomo 0 points ago +1 / -1

Depends if their cuck cage can fit in the socket or not