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ImSorryMyLord 62 points ago +65 / -3

Oh nose, muh imaginary internet points that aren't worth a single penny! Not even a singly, solitary penny!

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DX5_ [S] 38 points ago +38 / -0

I agree. I'm sad about my karma but we gotta look at the bigger picture. The people whose minds we changed and the dialogue and trends we've influenced over the years are the only thing that matters in the end.

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Fenianlad 15 points ago +15 / -0

How does one do that?

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Masterblaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

On nose indeed

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WildCape 43 points ago +43 / -0

Go visit a buddy. Take a 6-pack. Ask them how they are. Pay attentiin to what they say. = There you go, real karma.

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

When a homeless guy comes up to you and says he hasn't eaten in four days, and you tell him you admire his will power... There goes that karma.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw a homeless woman yesterday out panhandling. Several years ago her story was cancer, no money for treatment, gibsmedat. She's still out there years later, same sales-pitch. Maybe it's really mild cancer, who knows.

Years ago, I did a lot of stuff to benefit the homeless (fundraisers, food/clothing drives, etc.) Actually meeting those people was the cure for that. Not only were most of them just looking for a handout with no motivation whatsoever at figuring out how to have a normal life, but most of them were adamant about refusing real help. Many times I have talked to them (in equally brutal summer/winter conditions) about getting into a homeless shelter. On every occasion, they refused to consider it: they would rather freeze or bake than follow any form of reasonable rules. Living outdoors in the rain and snow is preferable (to them) over the apparently unthinkable strain of complying with "oppressive" rules that are -to most people- merely a common-sense approach to reality.

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

A squeegee in metropolitan city makes over $30 an hour, $20 during bad weather. And that's all I got to say about that.

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IndigoAura 2 points ago +2 / -0

A hippy co-worker bought a "hungry" homeless guy some snacks which included a banana. He cursed her out and threw the banana at her and it bounced off her car windshield as she was retreating. lol

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Jackhererer 23 points ago +24 / -1

Social media karma is for low self esteem attention whores. No matter how much karma they have they will always be empty inside.

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LordOfTheReeeeengs 2 points ago +2 / -0

? Hello darkness my old friend ?

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TrumpsterFire2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

Sweet Sweet plantation points...

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

i had so many....

I was gonna trade them all in for a carton of smokes at the commissary once I got to 200k.

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Austin62Halo 13 points ago +13 / -0

30k for me.

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DefKon1 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm with you Pede, it Hurts! Breathe Deep and Aim True! We Shall Never Surrender! Fire! ???...???

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Advhawk 8 points ago +9 / -1

I have 3 million I can give you I have no use for them???

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Getting there is half the fun, pede. Life is all about starting over.

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Floridaman_4_Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

What is this karma thing people seem to cherish?

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JamesSunderland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Social media points. Nothing like the "real" karma that carries over forever.

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FliesTheFlag 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd love to see what would happen if he started posting in /politics or /news on that piece of shit reddit.

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AtomicMac 4 points ago +4 / -0

He'll get them back again. With those arms he can carry a shit-ton of inter webs points!

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DudeNoOne 4 points ago +4 / -0

But at least you have those biceps

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deleted 4 points ago +5 / -1
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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not true! The communists would recognize you with a trip to the gulag for your impressive T_D karma.

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workinating 2 points ago +2 / -0

FITTON: BIG loss, BIGGER gain

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Slainte_agus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is Fitton over here yet?

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Uncster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably the only person alive who was eligible to be a mod.

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YouKnwNthgJonSnow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awwww, I upvoted you.

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FudgyFudgeBots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Upvotes

We are being groomed to accept a social credit system like...imagine this...China.

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GEOTUS_is_HERO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feels good though to back up the talk and walk away from that commie controlled site

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RowdyPoopster 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Da used to say "The best revenge is living well," but I've learned that the best revenge is slaughtering the competition with no mercy and a smile on my face so they never know which direction the attack will come from. If we make thedonald.win bigger and more successful than the_donald ever was we will be living in parlenty and they will be victims too stupid to live.

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newchina 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 million. *ftfy

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SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I totally agree with the feeling. Then I wake up one morning and realize that karma is the gold-star smiley-sticker participation prize for pathetic little second-row-susies, and move right along.

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BetterThanReddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey man. Those million points were more than fake Internet points. They were the friends you made along the way supporting our great President. Just remember that those friends are here with you now on a free speech platform.

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SuckMyDickSpez 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you can make one heap of all your karma

And risk it in the name of preserving freedom of speech

And lose it all, and start again at your beginnings

And never breathe a word about your loss;

Then yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,

And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

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evo4g63t 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our message and support for Trump is vastly more important than fake internet points.

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Kek_Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

No limit on upvotes here.

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was only 30,000/30,000.

You should at least take it with you: before you delete your REDDIT account, you should purge your content. Why leave your seed where it will not grow?

I just deleted all of my posts and comments from REDDIT, and then deleted my account. G'bye to my 3-1/2 year journey...

Recommend this post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/help/comments/7o1wtk/is_there_a_way_to_delete_all_my_reddit_posts_at/

Note you can change the 1500 (1.5 seconds) to 750 (0.75 seconds) to make it go faster, but smaller values don't seem to work.

It takes a long time, especially if you have 10,000+ items on the site, but, like Yoga, it feels reallly, REALLY, good when yer done.

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SkyEater 1 point ago +1 / -0

You still have that karma. Karma doesn’t care about Reddit admins’ opinions.

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spaceforce_maganaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those arms are the stuff of dreams, and I'm heterosexual.

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smegmaless 1 point ago +2 / -1

I only had like 30,000....and I was on the site for 4 years and basically commented and upvoted everyday. I created some memes and played along when everyone was posting pics of the President.....I thought I was active. I can't even imagine how you got to 1,000,000 karma....thats crazy

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patriot51 1 point ago +1 / -0

My points were up and down depending on the down votes for telling the truth on r/politics.

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LikeAWombatScorned 1 point ago +1 / -0

Throw off your cucked shackles. You are free!

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CurbYourTDS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't worry, here there is no vote manipulation or shadow banging. You will get incredible amounts of carma very quickly.

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HolidayInUighurs 1 point ago +1 / -0

reddit karma = ? ??

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Lawless 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whats "karma points"?

LoL

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imwithhair 1 point ago +1 / -0

after getting 3 upvote “warnings” and seeing t_d foaming at the mouth I reluctantly decided it was time to put Old Yeller down

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AlgorithmicFairness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry if this sounds harsh, but I’ve never understood why anyone would care about their karma. I used to get comments like ‘you posted that for that karma’ - why would anyone give a crap? It’s pixels on a screen. Anyway, different strokes, different folks.

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JamesSunderland 1 point ago +1 / -0

And I felt I lost something with only thousands.

Anyway, I randomly got a few hundred Plebbit coins a few months back. Anything I can do with this there?

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