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canadianhere 96 points ago +97 / -1

I don't see Jeb! anywhere here. I'm calling shenanigans.

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BoilingEnema 41 points ago +41 / -0

Exactly this.

But in seriousness #VOTE

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Bluestorm83 5 points ago +5 / -0

Having moved out of my previous state, to my current state, after my new home's registration closed, I missed out on voting for Our President in 2016.

Sitting right in front of me, right now, is my Voter Registration Card. You KNOW where I will be, come Election Day.

First, adding my name to the pile that will give us four more years of the Main Man Himself. After that, securing the traditional Trumpsgiving Meal: Hamberders and Covfefe.

Shit, now I'm inspired; I'm gonna have Trumpsgiving for dinner tonight, too!

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YouKnwNthgJonSnow 15 points ago +15 / -0

thejeb.clap

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neverreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was thejeb.pleaseclap

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Super_degenerate 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guacabowle

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buenos does what Jeb! don't.

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polish_snausage 56 points ago +56 / -0

NY State is red... the shithole city is blue

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Ilikecheese 34 points ago +34 / -0

Same with Illinois chiraq is blue

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Aeronomer7 16 points ago +16 / -0

My step-son farms in southern Illinois. He and his extended family are life-long Dems but they ALL voted for Trump in 2016 and have since walked away.

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xBigCoffinHunter 11 points ago +11 / -0

Illinois is a beautiful state. Then you get to Chicago.

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zwiebelsaft 1 point ago +1 / -0

You sure it’s not 72 or 70?

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josiborg [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Then you know what must be done. Lead the charge

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elopez4024 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ny state is actually breathtakingly beautiful and full of based farmers, hunters and Republicans. Fucking Syracuse slums and NYC ruin it for all of us

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Fenianlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buffalo, Rochester, Albany, Kingston, New Paltz

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highenergywinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

I grew up in the Sorexcuse. lefty there in 1993

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RU_joe_king 3 points ago +3 / -0

ditto Michigan and Detroit

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stormybanks 37 points ago +37 / -0

I want to see Oregon go red so much. There is more to Oregon than Portland.

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Grief 19 points ago +20 / -1

Prove it in November! Right now Portland defines the state.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 9 points ago +9 / -0

Eugene is pretty cucked too.

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auroch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even if we don't win the state, it'll be a huge help to win a popular vote blowout this time. Don't forget to bring two based friends to the polls!

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dakkath 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hear you. I'm out here hoping the homeless disgusting city will change peoples minds about their worship of the demonrats....

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donutreplyplz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, since Kate the Tyrant signed the interstate compact that means probably by 2024 when they have to give the EC to either of the Jr. Trump’s... it will be so!

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SmelterCityShotgun 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's also Salem and Eugene.

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 26 points ago +26 / -0

Washington state has fallen hard to the Marxists, same with Oregon.

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january20 17 points ago +17 / -0

For a few brief seconds on election night 2016 I saw Washington red. That was likely before the Seattle vote came in. I already turned in my ballot for the presidential primary here. Hope we have a chance this year!

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ChaplainTappman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Correct, I was watching that too. Without King County (Seattle), Washington was 52% for Trump. Then King came in with the remaining 20% of the votes with 90% of them for Clinton and that was that.

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jgardner 5 points ago +5 / -0

We do. Gov. Inslee is so unpopular. $30 license tabs PASSED.

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jgardner 8 points ago +8 / -0

No we were purple until 2018. We will flip red this year.

VOTE!!!!!

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Fredo_Cuomo 3 points ago +4 / -1

Came here to say this as an Oregon expat living in Idaho on the WA border

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Keiichi81 24 points ago +24 / -0

Minnesota hasn't gone red since 1972. It'd be amazing if 2020 can break that streak.

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Vests123 6 points ago +6 / -0

POTUS was very close in winning the state in 2016, so it may be possible this time around.

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

MN pede here. Didnt vote at all in 2016.

This time Im rectifying that mistake by rounding up everyone I know and herding them to the polls. Ilhan Omar and the men wearing dresses wandering around Minneapolis need to get gone, for good.

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sagebrushfire 2 points ago +2 / -0

The imported, Somali population thanks to Obama and the Lutheran/Catholic churches have now made that permanent unfortunately. Don’t expect MN to go red again until the next Ice Age.

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zwiebelsaft 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s not the Somalians. It’s the spoiled dumb white kids from the suburbs and the coasts.

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zwiebelsaft 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m voting in Minnesota for that reason.

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Iridiue 21 points ago +21 / -0

I hope Bloomberg becomes the nominee. The amount of mental gymnastics the leftists will have to engage in to rationalize their vote for him will set new galactic records.

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h4b1t 14 points ago +15 / -1

Can’t wait for this map. Reminiscent of Reagan’s 2 election.

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josiborg [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

You mean the Reagan Revolution?

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jgardner 2 points ago +3 / -1
  1. Look it up.

And the economy wasn't doing so hot then.

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

How bad was Mondale? Like I know he’s the original Klobuchar, but still.

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Ricky_CIA 13 points ago +13 / -0

I wish, but I can't believe Minnisomalia, I mean Minnesota would go red. They're so fucking cucked it's almost beyond belief.

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Too_Much_Winning 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump lost MN by the vote % that Gary Johnson got in 2016, it's absolutely possible.

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

MN pede here, dont be so sure.

Everyone I know including old school liberals that voted Obama are gonna be out in force voting Trump.

Spez: and our Iron Range up north who voted Hillary 16 is voting Trump in November.

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PenguinBurrito 10 points ago +10 / -0

Unfortunately, I don't think the left coast is flippable anymore due to how fucked Portland and Seattle are, New Mexico is on the verge of being a lost cause, and I don't see Somalia going red. The rest of this is possible though.

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TexasAggie 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seattle is starting to figure out that rampant homelessness is turning their city into a shithole. They're not quite as clueless as San Francisco.

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PenguinBurrito 5 points ago +5 / -0

Until they figure out en masse that the democrats they keep electing are the cause of their problems, Seattle is still going to be on that path, and as far as the rest of us outside the city care about for the election, an obstacle to turning Washington red.

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Joeret 10 points ago +12 / -2

Vote vote vote!

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PleaseHonk 6 points ago +6 / -0

????

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thehutman 9 points ago +9 / -0

We call those blue states the “Freak States”.

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daomino 7 points ago +7 / -0

We shouldn't repeat Clinton's mistake and be complicit or cocky before the actual win.

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Vests123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not happening...POTUS supporters have all the energy and will not sit back on election day.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only if you vote.

No one stays home, capisce? We not only have to cover the people but also the piles of voter fraud.

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MoscowCommie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol. Vermont unfortunately won't be red. Most of the state is MAGA country, but Burlington is the commie cuck epicenter. Yelling about inequality while having their parents pay 45k a year to attend a subpar University

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zwiebelsaft 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like both Minneapolis and St Paul also.

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EvanGRogers 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hawaiian judge rules voting Republican is unconstitutional.

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1776-or-1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is this?

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jgardner 4 points ago +4 / -0

NY and CA are voting Trump this year. Make it so!

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Fenianlad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Engage

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PremiumPatriotPepe 0 points ago +1 / -1

No brakes

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1776-or-1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want 45 minimum states for POTUS 45.

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SmokeyScottishpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn’t it fucked they can get 5 states and be almost halfway to victory.

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kissmygrits 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our governor is a commie..CO is not turning red

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AmericanBaseball 3 points ago +3 / -0

A red NJ would be awesome. No time better than now.

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Melanialover 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s a beautiful sight!

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Ayeayez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lets goo PA!!!

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jwnmo1 1 point ago +1 / -0

My observation living in an adjacent state is that Rauner was basically a RINO. Wish y'all could get some solid conservatives in office or the downstate could achieve independence.

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, downstate independence is the best bet at that point.

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twoterms 2 points ago +2 / -0

You guys think NY not possible to flip?

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elopez4024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Problem in NY is that the population drain that we are having is of rich and conservative New Yorkers going to FL. THat'll help FL stay red, though.

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Fenianlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s just too many people in the urban areas outweighing the rest of our votes.

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MAGA_Doge 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of the problems with these idiot Dems is that they think POPULARITY matters. Just because someone or something is popular doesn’t mean it has any influence.

Again, they are confusing popularity for a majority. Let’s see how that works out.

Also, the liberal media is the enemy of the people. It becomes more apparent each day.

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Fusion360 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maryland will be blue. Three counties run the state!

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Ajora_G 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, the cancerous spillover from DC and Baltimore screw us. This state is such a joke too. Dems here wonder why there is so much corruption in their own party here, and then they still vote for them. "This time will be different!"

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like Illinois.

“What? What do you mean our whole state is bankrupt? Our own billionaire businessman governor just issued pension bonds”

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JFellows72 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome to Trumpland bitches

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Fenianlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is MAGA country

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SkyEater 2 points ago +2 / -0

400+. Can it happen? The odds are not that bad, honestly.

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Canadian_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish this were true. Keep in mind 3 counties were found with 90-110% voter registration in places such as Florida. Keep VERY vigilant and VOTE!

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ChaplainTappman 2 points ago +2 / -0

538 couldn't have done better!

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--chimpeach-- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, why dies DC get to vote? Also, I hope this is true for VA, as a resident of NOVA I'm not so sure.

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americathegr888 2 points ago +2 / -0

If only... too bad legal immigrants and minorities vote left at 70-90% rates for life.

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Dereliction 2 points ago +2 / -0

Accurate: Dems win all the corrupt shitholes.

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fat50 1 point ago +1 / -0

I honestly don't see the Dems taking Illinois.

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BidensLeftNut 1 point ago +2 / -1

California goes with the popular vote.

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anton1k 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hello from Bellevue WA though :)

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_spacemanspiff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Think there’s any chance for MA?

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PrinceThunderflare 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks about right.

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I_SEES_You 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will always vote, but Virginia will probably never go red again. Too many immigrants pumped into NOVA, unfortunately.

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OMC-RADIO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, wait, wait... Broward county just found two tractor trailers full of provisional ballots in a Burger King bathroom.

You could say, the shitter was full.

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SuckMyDickSpez 1 point ago +2 / -1

I pray for a plague amongst the degenerates and leeches of San Francisco and L.A., that California may be saved and turn red again someday.

Makes me almost wish coronavirus was as skeery deadly as Mini Mike says it is.

Almost.

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LeroyJenkins 5 points ago +6 / -1

low energy.

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elopez4024 4 points ago +4 / -0

This virus is akin to a strong seasonal flu. All of this hype is being used to short the market. In two weeks you'll see things rebound. Look up the papers published in NEW England Journal of Medicine yesterday about it.

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