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MAGAnic316 4 points ago +4 / -0

*Movie trailer voice:

"This summer...

One man...

Will change the game..."

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 4 points ago +4 / -0

*President Trump walks out of Marine One, snaps a salute, walks across lawn...

*Freeze frame

*Record scratch

*Trump voice:

"That's me. I bet you're wondering how things got like this. Well, let me tell you a story..."

*Fade to 6 year old DJT running down the sunny sidewalk in his Queens, NY, neighborhood, "What I Like About You" starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56KPTQtsH8U