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johnny96816 20 points ago +20 / -0

Not me. Us.

Yep, all that donor money paying for his hypocritical ways.

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residue69 10 points ago +10 / -0

If he doesn't blow all his campaign's money before the convention he'll just have to give it to Hillary and Big Mike.

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Krolik 20 points ago +20 / -0

He knows how to spend "cuck bucks"

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Racerx719 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahahaha I love this. Take an upvote friend

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deleted 14 points ago +14 / -0
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rn10950 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not going to lie, first time I saw that, I had to check to make sure it wasn't the Babylon Bee.

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Quietam_Unum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody expects the Poe Effect!!!

(With apologies to Monty Python,)

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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falinfa 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sanders: Do as I say not as I do.

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loric4882 8 points ago +8 / -0

You guys, try to understand. He's IMPORTANT.

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XxXusernameXxX 8 points ago +8 / -0

As the head of the proletariat komrad Sanders time is much more valuable than the average pleb. He can't be expected to sit around in the back of a car being chauffeured somewhere for two hours when he can take a 20 minute flight. /s

Hell, after that heart attack I'm pretty sure it's not just his political career that's running short on time...

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BabyTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Man of the people.

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Jappletime 6 points ago +7 / -1

Bernie taking those private jets because he can’t risk getting his picture taken again flying 1st class when Trump Jr. . Flies in coach!!!!!!!

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freefolk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bernie won't be sending a Gulfstream Jet to pick your socialist ass up. Go cry about it while you're sitting in traffic.

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Fredo_Cuomo 4 points ago +5 / -1

Polar bears died for this ?

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ganachain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone is equal. Some are more equal than others.

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

He certainly behaves like a billionaire.

What would AOC think of him now?

Hint: That limousine socialist would be proud.