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DJT2020 104 points ago +104 / -0

And the kid's gonna win again!

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Art-Vandelay41 38 points ago +38 / -0

#BabyDonald

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chelthing 21 points ago +22 / -1

Baby Trump, doo doo doo doo

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LordOfTheReeeeengs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh man...someone HAS to do a video of this now!!!!!!!!!!!! Despite the trauma from having played the original a few billion times over the last couple years for my lil ones...it still needs to be done now!

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lambda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Giving the London float some new context.

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ElectricChad 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the way.

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CMUBigGuy 90 points ago +91 / -1

This will be a fun fact to mess with people. I think I'll deploy it like, "I really feel like we need some young blood in the White House, which is why I'm voting for Donald Trump."

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Philhelm 49 points ago +49 / -0

The chaser is, "I also think that Biden lacks the experience for the position."

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder what is in it for any of these folks in the D party. They could really enjoy life at some retirement home for the mentally disabled.

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qbeam 7 points ago +7 / -0

CornPop Bidet thinks he's running for the senate.

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DicksOutForPepe16 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you like your Senate seat, you can keep your Senate seat.

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Proudly_Deplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

He also thinks presidents can appoint people to senate seats.

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DemigoD 4 points ago +5 / -1

Haha OMG that's awesome

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CMUBigGuy 3 points ago +4 / -1

LOL yaaassss!

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ConservativeCrusader 10 points ago +10 / -0

73 is the new 35.

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RickStewart 13 points ago +13 / -0

Super Male Vitality baby!

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never been seen eating a vegetable! Even once! Steaks only like ron swanson!

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 33 points ago +33 / -0

I guarantee within Trump's second term, Bernie drops dead of old age. Meaning he wouldn't have survived his presidency, and they were betting on his VP to be the real president.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm thinking the same is gonna happen to Bidet. He will die or abdicate and vp will take over.

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FliesTheFlag 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think its for both too, the VP will be the real President they want.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 26 points ago +26 / -0

That's insane lol

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i_still_like_beer 18 points ago +19 / -1

just wait until Big Mike steps into the ring

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 5 points ago +5 / -0

I keep waiting for this

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Swolehas 8 points ago +8 / -0

Michelle obama will be too right wing to run as a democrat in 2024

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Scipio 17 points ago +18 / -1

This age thing is why I keep hearing that the VP choice for the Democrats is so important.

Especially when (if) Biden is given the nomination. Give him the nomination but make the VP much better.

Can you imagine a scenario where Joe wins and then is declared mentally unfit by his own party and the VP becomes President? Seems like an easy way to get Mayor Pete as President

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Scipio 3 points ago +4 / -1

In your scenario Crooked Hillary is the VP? I can't imagine her and her team settling for that. That's more unbelievable than Biden actually winning

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ThomasGiferson 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nah. She's been in our faces for three years, because she's doing her best to protect herself from prosecution, not because she's trying to "slither back into favorability with the public."

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Scipio 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel like I should work "Sherman's revenge Biblical style Shitshow" into a business conversation one day

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Southern_Belle 5 points ago +5 / -0

That would be awful, as HRC is also mentally unfit.

Seizures, falling and hitting her head...no thank you.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Depends upon which one of her body doubles stands in as "President" after she poisons whoever made her VP. I'm new, so can't post a lot today. But look up Hillary Body Double, Robotoids, And "what's really at Chelsea's apartment?" Claims are there's a robotoid clinic there that makes body doubles.

"The Russians 
refer to this break-through as a “providential discovery”,
 something they learned almost by accident. They discovered the 
key to creating what are known as “organic robotoids.” An
 organic robotoid is an artificial robot-like creature, it looks
 and acts exactly like a human being and yet it is not human. A
 robotoid is alive in the biological sense but it is an artificial
 life form. Robotoids respond to conventional routine medical tests in the same way as humans do; they eat, they drink, they
 breathe, they bleed if cut; and they can be killed. Robotoids
can also think, but they think only in the sense that a computer
 thinks. Like any other computer, the brain of a robotoid has to 
be programmed for each assignment it is given; but unlike many
 electronic computers, the biological computer brain of a robotoid possesses an enormous memory. As a result, robotoids can be 
programmed to communicate and think in such complex patterns that they act human. "

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Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

DNC establishment knows that if they can't avoid (read: cheat) a Bernie nomination they have to guarantee his running mate is their guy so Bernie can be safely Arkancided or convinced (read: bribed) to resign for "health reasons" early in his first term.

It would be devilishly clever if it wasn't also painfully predictable.

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Littleirishmaid 12 points ago +12 / -0

KEK

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DicksOutForPepe16 9 points ago +9 / -0

Easy there, Xir, you mean the youngest personoid. They haven't disclosed their pronouns and the xenophobic media turning on Bernie hasn't bothered to ask! /s

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cccpneveragain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah right! Shouldn't every time before they speak they announce their pronouns so we all avoid confusion? I thought that was the progressive thing to do?

On a side note, I've always wondered why they say something like "he/him." Wouldn't one be sufficient or is there a "he/her" out there somewhere?

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Gramma53 8 points ago +8 / -0

For sure the person with the most energy and stamina is running — AND HE WILL WIN!!

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Mintap 7 points ago +7 / -0

Democrats tend to be ageists. The average age of presidents at inauguration is 55, but the last time a Democrat president was above average age was in 1945, Truman.

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AggieBodyBuilder 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think the only thing that would make Trump literally perfect would be if he was around 50, that'd be fantastic and he'd have even more energy than he does now! I guess we'll have to wait until one of his sons or Ivanka runs!

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don Jr must ascend to the iron throne!

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TruthyBrat 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think technically Lincoln Chaffee is still running. 1953. But no one knows he’s running. Sort of like Tom Steyer without all the money.

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Darkheartisland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't even know he was running in 2020.

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TruthyBrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a man. Was replying to the OP, “youngest man” still running.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

And Trump could still run circles around someone half his age!

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WJKovax 5 points ago +5 / -0

“I think that — I just feel like a young man. I’m so young. I can’t believe it. I’m the youngest person. I am a young, vibrant man."

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NocturnalPatrol 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's also the least white. Orange man bad, remember?

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2SmoothGQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

HIGH ENERGY!!!

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cougar2013 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Biden candidacy would be amazing. I would pay to see Trump destroy him on the debate stage.

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Rainman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too funny. Out of one side of the leftist mouth they reel against the "old white rich men" running politics while out of the other they advocate for an old white rich man to win the DNC nomination

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Big_fat_happy_baby 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the highest energy individual on the list by far. The other guys do not even blip the energy radar

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LGBTQABCDEFG 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the only POC the party of "muh diversity" could come up with is a haggardly Fake Indian that checked the diversity boxes to put herself ahead in life. While being a vanilla white woman. /applause

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Sunje64 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the healthiest, too.

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CanadianMeathead 3 points ago +3 / -0

False, Liz Warren is a 28 year old native man from Wisconsin.

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alloffoglesfootlong [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I regret that I have but one uptoot to give.

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OfficerNasty 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this factoid. It shits on the leftist "Drumpf is too old!" argument completely.

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PelosisDentureWater 3 points ago +3 / -0

Donald "The Kid" Trump

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is nuts. The dem circus continues.

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RedinMA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dragon energy

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Choppermagic 2 points ago +2 / -0

DRAGON ENERGY. Kanye called it.

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

guys! bernie doesn't have long left! he's ancient and full of heart attacks! it's on us to make his breadline dream a reality! how can we deny his communist wet dream?

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RocketSprocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please, everyone here, give him a chance by not holding his youth and inexperience against him.

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whippeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bernie literally had a heart attack. His chance of death within the next year is approximately 5%. That’s not good.

Biden is very clearly losing his mind. I think everybody can see it, but the media are covering it up as much as they can.

Bloomberg does seem pretty healthy for his age. So does Warren. But neither has an energy level even close to Trump.

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31stan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Warren is technically the youngest, until she's out in another week.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

One thing I know for sure, and am older female so I can say this, the men in this country do not want a Harpy for President. And Lizzie Borden - er Warren - is a Harpy. She sounds just like all the old guys old wives. She's a scold. She's a scrawny scold. Her voice is so grating I have to turn down the TV when she's on. I'd bet a lot of women are reacting that way as well. I've seen a few political leaders that are women who can pull it off, but Fauxcahontas aint it!

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Cutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elizabeth Warren will now correct her claim of native American ancestry by stating that she is a brave.

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Ergi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hilarious, and he's going to win again!

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SNRNXS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roque de la Fuente is running against Trump for the Republican nomination and is 65.

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Fummy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crazy to think that all the male contenders would be the oldest president.

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AtariArtist 1 point ago +2 / -1

I told someone who was a DNC fan that a month ago and they just slumped in defeat. You could see their face just go blank in an 'oh, shit' moment. Didn't help they'd just seen the first Democrat debates either.