Don't know if this story's real, but the whole "gerbil up the ass" thing is. There was a newscaster in Philly, back in the 'nineties, that got one stuck up there. That was the first time I realized how fucked up the world could be. No, I don't remember his name. No, I'm not gonna look it up. Pretty sure he was on Channel 6 ABC.
I almost didn’t post this cuz it would have gotten me banned from reddit, but then I remembered free speech is a thing here:
I feel bad for adopted kids of gay parents, unless they have a great support network of normal parents, families, and friends. Otherwise, the mental abnormalities continue as the norm.
But to counter your feminine lean, I am a straight male and strive to be significantly more masculine. Somewhere between POTUS and a devil dog would be great.
"Politics are downstream of culture" - Andrew Breitbart
Don't be ignorant of the relationship between culture and politics. Don't try to foist your autogynephilic mental condition off like it's normal. It doesn't make you less of a person to feel that way but it is a culturally transmitted brain virus. And you do have the power to change your mind, a little at a time.
Oh god ferrets are such disgusting creatures too. Anyone who owns them smells like a ferret barn. This explains a lot about the boot edge edges. Weird fucking people.
That ferret has seen some shit.
LOL ?
Dammit came here to say this
It was perfect. And we got beaten to it, lol.
Toppest of Kek!
Literally
Thank goodness he is not holding a gerbil.
Mister Slave Has Entered the Chat
Oooooh jeshush chrisht.
Big Gay Al has entered the chat
[Lemmiwinks has entered the chat]
Gold, the recurring song that played in that episode was hilarious
(in Cartman voice)
"I love you guys...."
"You guys are my best frens"
armageddon!
Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug
aaaand I had to do a search that included the words "gerbil in rectum armageddon" to see if it was real.
I've reached a new low and I hate myself
Came here for this. Not disappointed.
I feel so horrible that I know what that means ?
IDK is that really real or just some gay bar joke?
Don't know if this story's real, but the whole "gerbil up the ass" thing is. There was a newscaster in Philly, back in the 'nineties, that got one stuck up there. That was the first time I realized how fucked up the world could be. No, I don't remember his name. No, I'm not gonna look it up. Pretty sure he was on Channel 6 ABC.
Also see: Richard Gere
During the Richard Gere days, my night/weekend emergency room friend wasn’t laughing. Stuck gerbils we’re coming in all the time.
Oh yikes..
I think that’s pinkeye.
Looks more like it's contemplating making a break for the nearest exit.
Wow, never seen such a soy face
Spez: that face is so un-manly I instantly thought he's wearing diapers
Well, he took another dude’s last name so.....?♂️
Darwinism. These don't breed. So that's a plus
I almost didn’t post this cuz it would have gotten me banned from reddit, but then I remembered free speech is a thing here:
I feel bad for adopted kids of gay parents, unless they have a great support network of normal parents, families, and friends. Otherwise, the mental abnormalities continue as the norm.
What you mean the kids don't all turn out the like Asian girl on "Modern Family"?
And he is the top.
Lmao. Or the ferret is the top? Kek
He definitely looks like a bottom lol
They both look like bottoms. I can't tell you how much that style of "open mouth soy smile" smile irritates me! Lmao
I wasn't sure if it was male or female at first glance.
NO! NOT LEMMIWINKS!
I saw that episode on South Park just this morning!
Who in the hell would even name their kid that? They hated him before he was born. No wonder he turned out the way he did.
Plot twist, his full name is Chasten RestrainedAndPurified Buttigieg.
Reminds me of Podesta paintings.
At least he has a few friends in there.
Like The Sparrow Prince and the Catatafish.
sings Catatafish made a salmon suck asshole
Bass to mouth?
That ferret has seen some shit.
Ew lol
Man whose entire life is defined by being gay owns a tube shaped pet that stinks like ass.
Always with the open mouths
The watery eyes and gawping appealling look at the camera "Look, notice me!"
I thought the downcast eyes and vacant look said "please, kill me". Oh, wait - you meant the soyboy.
Which one?
There's a ferret, and he's holding some small animal
stop being a cuck and tolerating mentally ill degenerate idiots
No, all faggots and trannies are mentally ill degenerates. You get over it.
Truth, the only people with higher suicide rates than gays are trannies.
I do not give a crap about the alpha male, beta male, testosterone or soy boy theories.
Policies are everything in politics.
To be fair, I am a straight male and want to be significantly more feminine. But I am still on team MAGA.
Good username.
How is femininity in a male weak?
Beta males do not negotiate good deals.
Policies are everything in politics. Well put.
But to counter your feminine lean, I am a straight male and strive to be significantly more masculine. Somewhere between POTUS and a devil dog would be great.
"Politics are downstream of culture" - Andrew Breitbart
Don't be ignorant of the relationship between culture and politics. Don't try to foist your autogynephilic mental condition off like it's normal. It doesn't make you less of a person to feel that way but it is a culturally transmitted brain virus. And you do have the power to change your mind, a little at a time.
It’s not arousing for me. It just helps me come to terms with who I am.
This boy looks chastened all right
Pee Wee Herman is offended at the soyness of this creature.
Oh god ferrets are such disgusting creatures too. Anyone who owns them smells like a ferret barn. This explains a lot about the boot edge edges. Weird fucking people.
Does ferret stank cover up the smell of raw ass?
That ferret has seen things that no ferret can un-see.
Also holy cow fastest sticky in history!
Or even worse, you could be Hillary's diaper.
Is that lemmy-winks’s cousin?
Bootyjuice dropping out of the Democrat primary is the first time he's ever pulled out of an Ass Race early
guess we know who pitches and who catches now
He’s gay, which means a guy that is sexually/romantically attracted to guys and LIKES being a guy.
If they were not comfortable being a guy then they would be transgender.
In terms of wearing it?
Who the fuck names their male child Chasten???
People who hate their baby.
If they are both bottoms, how does that work? Is it up to the poor rodent? Someone please call Obama, he will know.
Im sorry but i’d rather take in a refugee than have a ferret for a pet.
They're shit-machines. No matter where they are they hose it out at 27mph in any direction. No respect.
Edit: ferrets not refugees lol
The refugee would probably smell better.
Poor ferret. What kinda animal is it holding?
First animal I've seen with PTSD.
pssh. Richard Gere is an amateur.
https://imgur.com/a/qCQkVCM
pet ass-ferret. New band name, I called it! ~Andy Dwyer
Armageddon! https://youtu.be/3_Jt_g10Jug
I'll just leave this here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk
cringe
Are ferrets even good pets?
Pet rats are better. No smell, smart, friendly and playful.
Lemmiwinks?
Just goes to show how out of touch they are with their base. Most of those degenerates can barely afford the upkeep of using a gerbil.
Lemmiwinks!! Nooo!!!
LOL
In all seriousness, even de-stanked ferrets smell like shit and make an ungodly mess in the house if left to roam.
Lol. This place rocks.
Bend down south.
I can see that pet committing suicide soon. Whom do I contact, is there a pet protection agency?
Doubtful, the ferret doesn't have any damning dirt on top Dems...oh wait
There's Gay, and then there's "Nah, man - just nah."
Will Petey be writing letters in first person ferret speak?
His name is CHASTEN???
This guy has enough forehead for everybody.
Surrounded by exits (LOL)!
That will take some massive gape. Even Mr. Slave would be like JEEZ CHRYS.