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duvalpede 121 points ago +122 / -1

That ferret has seen some shit.

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CarpenterRichard 36 points ago +37 / -1

LOL ?

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ENTP 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dammit came here to say this

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Barbs 11 points ago +11 / -0

It was perfect. And we got beaten to it, lol.

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MAGAngelo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Toppest of Kek!

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MAGADonaldJTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally

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magabirdlady 45 points ago +46 / -1

Thank goodness he is not holding a gerbil.

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Mavdick96 57 points ago +58 / -1

Mister Slave Has Entered the Chat

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Brulz_Lulz 38 points ago +38 / -0

Oooooh jeshush chrisht.

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Oda_nicullah 26 points ago +26 / -0

Big Gay Al has entered the chat

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 27 points ago +27 / -0

[Lemmiwinks has entered the chat]

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the_donaldjtrump 13 points ago +13 / -0

Gold, the recurring song that played in that episode was hilarious

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MAGALOVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

(in Cartman voice)

"I love you guys...."

"You guys are my best frens"

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SwampSwan 4 points ago +4 / -0

aaaand I had to do a search that included the words "gerbil in rectum armageddon" to see if it was real.

I've reached a new low and I hate myself

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pedeypete 3 points ago +3 / -0

Came here for this. Not disappointed.

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DemocratDumpsterFire 5 points ago +5 / -0

I feel so horrible that I know what that means ?

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magabirdlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

IDK is that really real or just some gay bar joke?

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Username455231 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't know if this story's real, but the whole "gerbil up the ass" thing is. There was a newscaster in Philly, back in the 'nineties, that got one stuck up there. That was the first time I realized how fucked up the world could be. No, I don't remember his name. No, I'm not gonna look it up. Pretty sure he was on Channel 6 ABC.

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xiao_maga_part2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also see: Richard Gere

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K-Harbour 2 points ago +2 / -0

During the Richard Gere days, my night/weekend emergency room friend wasn’t laughing. Stuck gerbils we’re coming in all the time.

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magabirdlady 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yikes..

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Tx50bmg 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think that’s pinkeye.

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GilaMonsterous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks more like it's contemplating making a break for the nearest exit.

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1776-or-1984 72 points ago +73 / -1

Wow, never seen such a soy face

Spez: that face is so un-manly I instantly thought he's wearing diapers

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TrumpsWall 38 points ago +39 / -1

Well, he took another dude’s last name so.....?‍♂️

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1776-or-1984 27 points ago +28 / -1

Darwinism. These don't breed. So that's a plus

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riptide 8 points ago +8 / -0

I almost didn’t post this cuz it would have gotten me banned from reddit, but then I remembered free speech is a thing here:

I feel bad for adopted kids of gay parents, unless they have a great support network of normal parents, families, and friends. Otherwise, the mental abnormalities continue as the norm.

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Antiochus 6 points ago +6 / -0

What you mean the kids don't all turn out the like Asian girl on "Modern Family"?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 13 points ago +13 / -0

And he is the top.

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1776-or-1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lmao. Or the ferret is the top? Kek

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Pearls_Swine 5 points ago +5 / -0

He definitely looks like a bottom lol

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Musicbymuzak 7 points ago +7 / -0

They both look like bottoms. I can't tell you how much that style of "open mouth soy smile" smile irritates me! Lmao

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GilaMonsterous 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wasn't sure if it was male or female at first glance.

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Frostyboii 36 points ago +37 / -1

NO! NOT LEMMIWINKS!

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RenaissanceOfHope 3 points ago +3 / -0

I saw that episode on South Park just this morning!

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SwampSwan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Who in the hell would even name their kid that? They hated him before he was born. No wonder he turned out the way he did.

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1776-or-1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

Plot twist, his full name is Chasten RestrainedAndPurified Buttigieg.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of Podesta paintings.

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ServerTowerofBabel 25 points ago +25 / -0

At least he has a few friends in there.

Like The Sparrow Prince and the Catatafish.

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thepolishwonder 8 points ago +8 / -0

sings Catatafish made a salmon suck asshole

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ChenZhenFromJingWu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bass to mouth?

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NecessaryOcelot 22 points ago +23 / -1

That ferret has seen some shit.

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1776-or-1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ew lol

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MonkeysUncle3 21 points ago +21 / -0

Man whose entire life is defined by being gay owns a tube shaped pet that stinks like ass.

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Block_Helen 17 points ago +17 / -0

Always with the open mouths

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1776-or-1984 11 points ago +11 / -0

The watery eyes and gawping appealling look at the camera "Look, notice me!"

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Username455231 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought the downcast eyes and vacant look said "please, kill me". Oh, wait - you meant the soyboy.

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gordo7054 15 points ago +15 / -0

Which one?

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1776-or-1984 17 points ago +17 / -0

There's a ferret, and he's holding some small animal

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niceguymcfriendly 8 points ago +19 / -11

stop being a cuck and tolerating mentally ill degenerate idiots

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gamephreak5 0 points ago +9 / -9

No, all faggots and trannies are mentally ill degenerates. You get over it.

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PensivePatriot 2 points ago +4 / -2

Truth, the only people with higher suicide rates than gays are trannies.

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RenaissanceOfHope -17 points ago +2 / -19

I do not give a crap about the alpha male, beta male, testosterone or soy boy theories.

Policies are everything in politics.

To be fair, I am a straight male and want to be significantly more feminine. But I am still on team MAGA.

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1776-or-1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good username.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is femininity in a male weak?

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JoePCool14 9 points ago +9 / -0

Beta males do not negotiate good deals.

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1776-or-1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

Policies are everything in politics. Well put.

But to counter your feminine lean, I am a straight male and strive to be significantly more masculine. Somewhere between POTUS and a devil dog would be great.

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kshoggi 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Politics are downstream of culture" - Andrew Breitbart

Don't be ignorant of the relationship between culture and politics. Don't try to foist your autogynephilic mental condition off like it's normal. It doesn't make you less of a person to feel that way but it is a culturally transmitted brain virus. And you do have the power to change your mind, a little at a time.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s not arousing for me. It just helps me come to terms with who I am.

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1776-or-1984 13 points ago +13 / -0

This boy looks chastened all right

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1776-or-1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pee Wee Herman is offended at the soyness of this creature.

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MikeVicksAstrologist 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh god ferrets are such disgusting creatures too. Anyone who owns them smells like a ferret barn. This explains a lot about the boot edge edges. Weird fucking people.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does ferret stank cover up the smell of raw ass?

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Wulfschilde 10 points ago +10 / -0

That ferret has seen things that no ferret can un-see.

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1776-or-1984 9 points ago +10 / -1

Also holy cow fastest sticky in history!

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or even worse, you could be Hillary's diaper.

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bh506407 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is that lemmy-winks’s cousin?

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GodKingHarambe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bootyjuice dropping out of the Democrat primary is the first time he's ever pulled out of an Ass Race early

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cantw889 7 points ago +7 / -0

guess we know who pitches and who catches now

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RenaissanceOfHope 0 points ago +6 / -6

He’s gay, which means a guy that is sexually/romantically attracted to guys and LIKES being a guy.

If they were not comfortable being a guy then they would be transgender.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

In terms of wearing it?

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Sigg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who the fuck names their male child Chasten???

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SwampSwan 4 points ago +4 / -0

People who hate their baby.

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AnchorFrog01 6 points ago +6 / -0

If they are both bottoms, how does that work? Is it up to the poor rodent? Someone please call Obama, he will know.

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gobbledygook 6 points ago +9 / -3

Im sorry but i’d rather take in a refugee than have a ferret for a pet.

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1776-or-1984 14 points ago +14 / -0

They're shit-machines. No matter where they are they hose it out at 27mph in any direction. No respect.

Edit: ferrets not refugees lol

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NecessaryOcelot 8 points ago +8 / -0

The refugee would probably smell better.

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Magentapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Poor ferret. What kinda animal is it holding?

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Cryinyourmilk 5 points ago +6 / -1

First animal I've seen with PTSD.

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spezisthedevil 5 points ago +5 / -0

pssh. Richard Gere is an amateur.

https://imgur.com/a/qCQkVCM

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ChickNorris 4 points ago +4 / -0

pet ass-ferret. New band name, I called it! ~Andy Dwyer

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Whynot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll just leave this here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk

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djmarcone 4 points ago +4 / -0

cringe

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RenaissanceOfHope 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are ferrets even good pets?

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PaigeAshley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pet rats are better. No smell, smart, friendly and playful.

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DeepWinter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lemmiwinks?

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SpezDispenser 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just goes to show how out of touch they are with their base. Most of those degenerates can barely afford the upkeep of using a gerbil.

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FishStickIsles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lemmiwinks!! Nooo!!!

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thelastlast 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL

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FitOfficial 4 points ago +4 / -0

In all seriousness, even de-stanked ferrets smell like shit and make an ungodly mess in the house if left to roam.

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Trumps2ndTerm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. This place rocks.

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B4size25paper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bend down south.

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TheOutsider 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can see that pet committing suicide soon. Whom do I contact, is there a pet protection agency?

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doubtful, the ferret doesn't have any damning dirt on top Dems...oh wait

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FrankWisner 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's Gay, and then there's "Nah, man - just nah."

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trashquatch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will Petey be writing letters in first person ferret speak?

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ghjkl 3 points ago +3 / -0

His name is CHASTEN???

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Fecal_Fetus 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy has enough forehead for everybody.

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MrBawwws 3 points ago +4 / -1

Surrounded by exits (LOL)!

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TrumpTrainJune152015 3 points ago +3 / -0

That will take some massive gape. Even Mr. Slave would be like JEEZ CHRYS.