Don't know if this story's real, but the whole "gerbil up the ass" thing is. There was a newscaster in Philly, back in the 'nineties, that got one stuck up there. That was the first time I realized how fucked up the world could be. No, I don't remember his name. No, I'm not gonna look it up. Pretty sure he was on Channel 6 ABC.
Thank goodness he is not holding a gerbil.
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Oooooh jeshush chrisht.
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armageddon!
Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug
aaaand I had to do a search that included the words "gerbil in rectum armageddon" to see if it was real.
I've reached a new low and I hate myself
Came here for this. Not disappointed.
I feel so horrible that I know what that means ?
IDK is that really real or just some gay bar joke?
Don't know if this story's real, but the whole "gerbil up the ass" thing is. There was a newscaster in Philly, back in the 'nineties, that got one stuck up there. That was the first time I realized how fucked up the world could be. No, I don't remember his name. No, I'm not gonna look it up. Pretty sure he was on Channel 6 ABC.
Also see: Richard Gere
During the Richard Gere days, my night/weekend emergency room friend wasn’t laughing. Stuck gerbils we’re coming in all the time.
Oh yikes..