Don't know if this story's real, but the whole "gerbil up the ass" thing is. There was a newscaster in Philly, back in the 'nineties, that got one stuck up there. That was the first time I realized how fucked up the world could be. No, I don't remember his name. No, I'm not gonna look it up. Pretty sure he was on Channel 6 ABC.
IDK is that really real or just some gay bar joke?
Don't know if this story's real, but the whole "gerbil up the ass" thing is. There was a newscaster in Philly, back in the 'nineties, that got one stuck up there. That was the first time I realized how fucked up the world could be. No, I don't remember his name. No, I'm not gonna look it up. Pretty sure he was on Channel 6 ABC.
Also see: Richard Gere
During the Richard Gere days, my night/weekend emergency room friend wasn’t laughing. Stuck gerbils we’re coming in all the time.
Oh yikes..