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OldSoldiersNeverDie 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."

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Greatest_adventure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this for real?

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goodguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dems can't even say the name of God. And they can't have the USA flag on their debate stage. Truely evil fucks. Kill babies, YEEEEEEHAAAAAW!

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Greatest_adventure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Their REPUBLICAN symbols, can't have that, you know. Sad!

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sun_wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

He suddenly realized he didn’t know how much of the Declaration of Independence the Democrats now consider hate speech so he better just shut up.

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IHeartMyDoggy [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

You know the thing ?

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OldSoldiersNeverDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

"“Corn Pop was a bad dude, and had some bad boys running with him. That’s right! He was running with same bad boys. They used Pomade in their hair, so you had to wear a bathing cap, and I told him to get off of the diving board. If they didn’t get off, I was gonna come up there and drag him off the diving board. He said, ‘You meet me by the car,’ and they met him — and they showed up with three guys and straight razors.”

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45semiautosp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone please get him off the stage, to save any remaining dignity.

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BuffaloReaper94 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was all gone 30+ years ago.

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Ironball 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's written on his face. Total confusion. Chick in glasses his handler?

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Greatest_adventure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Handler = Medical doctor

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Ironball 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. Wouldn't be surprised. Hillary had her own Dr. Feelgood as well on the campaign trail .

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coleb1795 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anybody know if they've taken away his driving privileges yet?

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OldSoldiersNeverDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

"...and by the way, you know, I sit on the stand and to get hot, I got lotta, I got hairy legs that turn, that, that, that, that, that, that turn, uh, blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight. And then watch the hair come come back up again. They look at it.

So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap and I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap. And I tell you what, the man, they’re not all men. The guys I worked with down here, and they’re all guys at the time. They’re all good men. Most of them made a awful lot of themselves. And Earl Lark had had a rough time. You sent me, you knew Earl. I, I came back as a public defender."

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17761192016 0 points ago +1 / -1

A Silver Alert is a public notification system in the United States to broadcast information about missing persons – especially senior citizens with Alzheimer's disease, dementia, or other mental disabilities – in order to aid in locating them. Just sayin...