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MeanMisterMustardCap 115 points ago +116 / -1

"If Bernie doesn’t get the nomination or it goes to a second round at the DNC convention, fucking Milwaukee will burn..."

--Bernie Bro Kyle Jurek, field organizer for Sen. Bernie Sanders

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4WhomTheBellsTroll 37 points ago +37 / -0

Bernie Bro's gunna feel the bern, just like déjà vu all over again

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riptide 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wym establishment politicians with hundreds of years of combined swamp work can’t represent me???

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Necrovoter 9 points ago +9 / -0

No Refunds!

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ChelseaHubbell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like a herpes flare up

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 42 points ago +42 / -0

They are a small group of LARPers. Milwaukee ain't gonna burn. That douchenag might set a trash can on fire. The Bernie Bros don't realize how much of a minority they are.

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DJTrump2020 29 points ago +29 / -0

I hope Bernie loses the nomination and the antifags come out against the dems, the MSM would have to report on it.

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Sneker 14 points ago +15 / -1

MSM don't gotta do nothin' (except Lie)

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2016TrumpMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Antifags won't do shit. Their marching orders come from Democracy Partners, a D consulting group.

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Sneker 8 points ago +8 / -0

"The Bernie Bros don't realize how much of a minority they are." Yet, they are by FAR the most 'vocal' ie. (most violent commies.)

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Emerald_Triangle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send in FedEx man - https://youtu.be/iV9xd6QQfPk

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FloridaGirl 15 points ago +15 / -0

The problem they will have is that it will kill all of their down ballot D's in every other office.

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winsome 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's going to be glorious.

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Necrovoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't see any problem with that :-)

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FloridaGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess I should have been more specific.... I don't think it is a problem either!

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trumpORbust 15 points ago +16 / -1

Because Dems establishment does not want Bernie, he will mess up the globalist plans and not be a puppet

The power of the office will go to Bennie's head so fast she will be writing executive orders on the toilet

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Publius_Syrus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude, he endorsed Hillary for a lakehouse. He would 110% be a puppet.

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HanAssholeSolo 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's gonna be 79 at election time and he's fresh off a heart attack. No way the guy stays fit for office the entire 4 years, if he even lives to 83. A vote for Bernie is a vote for his VP.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

The thing is, they KNOW Biden can't beat Trump, so why not let Bernie take a crack at it?

Because they (the party elite) aren't going to let the Democrat Party be sabotaged by a communist. Bernie will never win. Ever. If the Democrats allow themselves to be co-opted and identified as the communist party of the United States, they will never win a national election ever again.

TLDR: Bernie has the nomination, no meltdown will happen.

Not a chance. Tomorrow you're going to see the power of the Democrat party machine, and at the convention, it will be brokered with a Biden nomination.

I'll put money on it.

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Horseradish 4 points ago +4 / -0

"[Bernie losing to Trump] shuts his violent fanboys up [when] he crashes and burns" and this is why I want to see Biden get the nomination.

I don't want them to shut up. Four more years of reeing at the sky and alienating moderates.

Ya know, AOC will be old enough to run in '24.

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ronburgandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone on a Sanders4Prez meltdown thread actually said AOC 2024 completely unironically.

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SUMMAHCAMP 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because as crappy as moderate dems are even they do not want to be associated with communism. They would rather get Bernie the fuck out of the way and loose with Biden.

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Carry_Your_Name 3 points ago +4 / -1

They will riot whatsoever! Either when he lost the nomination or he lost the election.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bernie is not going to win the nomination. Nobody is going to get the votes on the first ballot, and Bernie isn't a Democrat. It's going to be Joe Biden, and Trump is going to be re-elected in a landslide.

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uzi5v2 16 points ago +16 / -0

This has the potential to rival the side of beef memes from the 2016 election. I never thought that was possible but the dems seem intent on proving me wrong.

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DJTrump2020 17 points ago +17 / -0

Good thing they've made it incredibly difficult to spot a Trump supporter in the wild. Most of us don't regularly wear our MAGA gear in public to avoid being attacked already.

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SemperGumby 7 points ago +7 / -0

And Trump shitting on this fool with dementia

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tankmanban 65 points ago +65 / -0

That's our boy. Reddit is pushing for him outside of commie subs. Lmfao

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pmurTJdlanoD 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why not? That would be hilarious, especially if he tried to play it off and carried on nbd

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Frayed-0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or a presidential debate, that would be absolutely disastrous...

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 61 points ago +62 / -1

Who is this rising young star of the democratic party? I hear he's the youngest guy running. Fresh ideas and youthful energy!

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 35 points ago +35 / -0

Look fat, Uncle Joe would like to challenge you to a push up contest or a ...a....a....look man...a....An IQ test!!! Quit that malarkey!

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 22 points ago +22 / -0

Spoken like a true dog-faced pony soldier.

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FinnTinley 23 points ago +23 / -0

When you're 77 it's not "early-onset" dementia, it's just being a crazy old coot.

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 15 points ago +15 / -0

kek! Coot is such a mint word.

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MAGAtlanta 3 points ago +4 / -1

Now that's just malarkey!

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PMNudesBcuzUrWorthIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a Democrat, so it could be kuru picked up from one of Marina Abramovic's spirit cooking seminars. And these are words I never thought would come out of my mouth about an American presidential candidate, but it's possible. I'm not saying it's likely, I don't know, and the honest answer is it's possible.

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daviipup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rocco Steele ???

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TyrannyBuster 40 points ago +40 / -0

I think he wants to lose. Because this is how you lose.

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MaouRem 13 points ago +14 / -1

that's only how you lose the general, the other primary candidates are just as bad, although admittedly back when both sides were bipartisanly criticizing Trump for condemning violent video games Joe Biden was just about the only leftist to agree with Trump (though buttplug was wanting to force LGBT crap on the industry which isn't any better as far as I'm concerned)

so at least with other candidates we could have at least tuned out of reality for awhile to try and ignore this shit show

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xiao_maga_part2 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think it’s onset of dementia. His brain is breaking in real-time every public appearance Biden makes.

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Keiichi81 35 points ago +35 / -0

Joe "Gaffe Machine" Biden never stops delivering. Funny how you don't hear the MSM shrieking about muh 25th Amendment and him being unfit like they do every time Trump misspells a word on Twitter.

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Captnleapster 12 points ago +12 / -0

You mean when trump wrote covfefe and they couldn’t figure out what it meant so they went crazy? He’s just so much smarter than any of them.

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Beat_to_Quarters 30 points ago +30 / -0

The two leading Democrats are 77-year-old Biden, who honest to god seems like he has dementia, and Bernie Sanders, who will turn 79 before the general election and just had a heart attack, but won't release relevant health information. And Democrats pushed the narrative that Trump is not mentally or physically fit for office.

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matt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile, President Trump looks like the toughest, and most energetic president we may have ever had! God bless him.

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fondling Fridays

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fondling Fridays

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Go to www.30330 on Super Thursday and vote for the other Biden!

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GrimCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hunter2020

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MeanMisterMustardCap 6 points ago +6 / -0

TOP KEK.

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mikeroolz 24 points ago +24 / -0

PLEASE let it be Trump vs Biden 2020 lol

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trumpORbust 6 points ago +7 / -1

Nah -- to easy, America needs to defeat Bernie and all the stupid free shit dreamers

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HughGRection 23 points ago +23 / -0

When Trump gets him mad and forces him to go off script, and you know he will, it will get so ugly it will be sad. The dude is senile. Probably stays halfway coherent off the best drugs money can buy.

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Block_Helen 21 points ago +21 / -0

"You know the thing."

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1000ShadesOfGrey 20 points ago +20 / -0

Joe Biden has dementia. That's not a snarky shot, or a joke. Anyone who's got a medical background or who's spend time with elderly folks knows this to be true.

Personally, I've always disliked the man. He's scummy and sleazy and unctuous. And now, he's ancient, frail, and cognitively impaired. The DNC can NOT allow him the nomination.

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Terstermernt 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's because they want to keep being doctors... and breathing.

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HeavyVetting 6 points ago +6 / -0

He literally said he better pick a good vp because he probably won't make it a full term.

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findthewarmspot 18 points ago +18 / -0

FFS. He’s absolute toast debating Trump. Even getting the questions ahead won’t be able to help.

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SheepleMaster 17 points ago +17 / -0

Biden for nominee!!!

NO CANDIDATE IS AS FUNNY

(to laugh at)

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Agree. Bernie is just annoying. Biden will be hilarious. Epic lulls will be had.

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trumpORbust 2 points ago +3 / -1

Bernie -- America needs to defeat the left communist with a giant margin / show up support and clear voice... Otherwise this battle continue as real communism had not been tried in America yet

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Captnleapster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ya but 84 yr old Bernie isn’t going to run and no one else pushes that crAzy platform. Get them to all quit on the Democratic Party when the dnc screws bernie

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The_Litehaus_Abides 16 points ago +17 / -1

Ha! I just posted this Federalist article myself. Old Joe is losing it.

https://thefederalist.com/2020/03/02/joe-biden-gets-excited-for-super-thursday/

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PaddysPub 15 points ago +15 / -0

quid pro forgot the password to his cell phone Joe

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Diana 15 points ago +15 / -0

Where are all those news stories on 'fitness to serve' like there was for POTUS that kept asking if the 25th Amendment should be invoked for being 'mentally unfit'?

ROSS: Well, some people have been challenging President Trump's mental fitness to serve in office. And that's where the 25th Amendment comes in. Let's start there. First of all, what does the 25th Amendment say?

OSNOS: The 25th Amendment was created after the assassination of John F. Kennedy, when people in government realized that the Constitution was pretty good at dealing with the possibility of the death of a president. That's what vice presidents are for. But the Constitution was not well-equipped for another scenario, which was a president who, in Kennedy's case, had he lived from a gunshot wound, was comatose perhaps. There was no legal way for the duties of the office to be discharged by anybody else, so the government would be paralyzed.

And so in 1967, they introduced this amendment which created under Section 4 a pretty remarkable set of legal capabilities. And what it says is that if a president is determined to be mentally or physically unfit, unable to discharge the duties of the office, then he or she can be removed. And the determination about whether or not the president is unfit, that can be made by the vice president and the Cabinet.

https://www.npr.org/2017/05/04/526857048/trump-s-fitness-to-serve-is-officially-part-of-the-discussion-in-congress

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Gooch57 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trump just said,if old joe wins he will be in a home and other left radicals will be running the show. gotta love him, he doesnt get enough credit for his sense of humor.

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2016TrumpMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

if old joe wins he will be in a home and other left radicals will be running the show

True.

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely true. Just like when they said Mueller was in charge of the “Mueller report” then, he spoke on television, and everyone found out he had cauliflower for brains, and there was no way in hell he had anything to do with it, other than his name.

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deplorableforlife 10 points ago +10 / -0

He's a disaster. Beyond orange man bad enthusiasm will = 0

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SkitShowPhrenia 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is honestly kind of sad, even with his kid sniffer background. Similar to RBG, he needs to give this up and spend time with his family while he can.

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WestsideTrumphog2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

He will split the convention. Democrats 2020, senility vs socialism battle royale.

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happyfeetmah 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden is washed up,...

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Ayeayez 7 points ago +7 / -0

wtf was that about hairy legs and kids on his lap

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pedo stuff.

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GrimCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

He loves it.

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BackWoodsBarbie02 7 points ago +7 / -0

Y’all think Biden is trolling or being drugged ? He’s always been a moron but something is going on

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happyfeetmah 7 points ago +7 / -0

damn Biden is starting to look a little orange,..

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MeanMisterMustardCap 4 points ago +4 / -0

OtHeR oRaNgE mAn BaD!

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DanIsSwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weird, I noticed that.

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Dialectic 7 points ago +8 / -1

Ole malarkey is gonna pass out during a debate with trump, gonna get wheelchaired to campaign events.

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magabirdlady 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ok for the Democrats to pick this man..(the leadership) it can only be that he will pick Killary as his running mate. It is the only reasonable explanation. She will take over.

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

He may as well write his suicide note as soon as he makes Killary vp.

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TrumpCard1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cmon he hasnt had a kid to sniff in 10 minutes and is dilerious. #bidenwhatdayisit

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ouvrez_les_yeux 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh good lord, I thought this had to be from the Babylon Bee. No!!!!!!

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ScrewReddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, and that's not all. This video left out his vow to put "720 million" women back in the American workforce, and the speech in SC where he said he was looking forward to appointing the first African American woman to the Senate.

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Terstermernt 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, the 720 million women comment was in it. You're right about the other one though.

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ScrewReddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess I missed it. I also didn't see his claim about being arrested while protesting in South Africa included. The guy's a goldmine. memesters are going to be stinking rich if he's the nominee!

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ArchieInTheBunker 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am looking forward to 8 months of this. The media put out some fake news a few weeks ago saying that Biden's gaffes are due to a lifelong stuttering problem instead of his brain turning to goo

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symptomatic 6 points ago +6 / -0

OKIE DOKE

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antho_2000 6 points ago +6 / -0

scary stuff that he was one heartbeat away from President. Glad Obama was in good health during his whole tenure.

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xBigCoffinHunter 6 points ago +6 / -0

3 Presidential runs and this is his first primary win? Did I hear that correctly?

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EpicTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is correct.

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SR91Aurora 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joe Biden really puts the Dem in dementia.

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GodKingHarambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY!!!!

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1stRevolution 5 points ago +5 / -0

We must be on our guard. There is one maybe two former First Ladies waiting in the wings to save the Democratic Party and America from 4 more years of President Trump! This might be a set up... watch and pray...

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MoscowCommie 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's hilarious that the Dems in all their TDS rage, are going to either vote for a fucking communist or a guy with dementia. Unreal.

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JustAGuyNamedAJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is why I would rather face Joe than Bernie.

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PodunkTexas 5 points ago +5 / -0

"You know the thing..." Thing? It's the Declaration Of Independence, dummy! Time to stick a fork in Biden...

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CaptainChrisPBacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Before Hillary Was Chucked into a van like a side of beef I heard people talking about God working to help America turn from her evils ways. I thought it was a long stretch. But now I think it may be more to that story than I thought. There is no way everything the Democrats do manage to turn to utter shit every single time. All the gaffs and all the Trumps curses. The fact that Pres Trump is going all he can to help the Jewish people seems to be giving America grace in God's eyes. Or the Democrats are just dumb as fuck idiots...either way it could not happen to a nastier bunch of evil pedos.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because of the 6-company DNC media, most people have no idea. If they can't force themselves to watch a balance of opinions, they simply do as directed.

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Trump_me_long_time 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden is constantly repositioning his dentures back in place with his tongue, making it sound like he's french kissing himself when he talks.

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pedeypete 5 points ago +7 / -2

I hope it's Trump vs. Comrade Sanders. We need Trump and Pence to officially give socialism the Malachi Crunch once and for all.

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winsome 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ho-Lee

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twoterms 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuk

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SameCookiePseudonym 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need more of these super cuts, including all his earlier gaffes. An alarming number of boomers don’t even realize how unraveled he has become

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

He has always been gaffe prone and a plagiarist, but not nearly this bad. I remember him over many years, my whole adulthood really. Now he can't make a soeech that he doesn't read.

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gawd-emperor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gawd Emperor will wipe the floor with this fucker

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hillaryforprison 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow, this is the best the democrats have. A senile old man or a communist old man or a lying woman who thinks she's indian.