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Chrismont 30 points ago +31 / -1

He was a bad dude.

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BidenSmellsKids 12 points ago +13 / -1

Ran` tough gang

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buco 10 points ago +11 / -1

C'mon man, bad dude, big dude, dude look like a lady, lady boy, I know, boy oh boy, sniff boys, c'mon man, Barak likes boys, bad boys, right Big Mike, do it right, text Joe at 303330.

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Navy_Seal_Jeb 6 points ago +7 / -1

Realest poolside chain merchant to grace the Earth.

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pray_for_kekistan 0 points ago +2 / -2

a rusty razor is is your only hope

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ThisBeC0rnPOP 22 points ago +23 / -1

Wut U bitches want?

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RighteousViolence1 12 points ago +13 / -1

Did you also participate in the rubbing of Bo Jidens blond leg hairs in the pool?

As a gangster ass black dude, at what point did you realize you done fucked up regarding the altercation with serial child sniffer Bo Jiden?

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Nicodemus79 10 points ago +11 / -1

Show us on this doll where Joe touched you ?

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NoSteppy1776 7 points ago +8 / -1

Hey Pop, big fan, I hear you're a real bad dude. When you went toe to toe with Joe Biden, what were your weapons of choice? Fisticuffs, pistols, rapiers, or did you do it like in da hood, with chains flung across your shoulders twirling in your hands?

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cincydan [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

An AMA can't you read??? ; )

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gawd-emperor 4 points ago +5 / -1

Are u gona b voting for other biden and how much??

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MorbidRabbit 11 points ago +12 / -1

Look, fat

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NoSteppy1776 9 points ago +10 / -1

You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier.

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Mona1950 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes, I would love to hear from that gentleman. (If there is such a person)

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Please_Clap 7 points ago +8 / -1

My GOD he could make a FORTUNE! He'd be an overnight superstar!

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Mona1950 7 points ago +8 / -1

HAHAHA - you're right. President Trump could introduce him at his rally.

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mikeroolz 8 points ago +9 / -1

Corn Pop is dead. Joe Biden ended his reign of terror with his elite nunchaku skills, right after he was arrested trying to visit Nelson Mandela and right before he cured the coronavirus in 1979.

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Tx50bmg 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sounds like a spin-off of Black Dynamite! ?

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beta-detector 6 points ago +6 / -0

Corn Pop is most likely 90 year old by now.

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Modifieddevice 5 points ago +5 / -0

he may have changed his name to creamstyle corn pop

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Corn Pop's adopted brother Soda Pop, now known as Mini Mike, ran in order to avenge him. However, Democrat voters sadly overlooked a great opportunity for racial healing.

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Beerczar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I gotta have my pops!

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JediMasterGandalf 4 points ago +5 / -1

He ded.

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gawd-emperor 1 point ago +2 / -1

No ded if never alive

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July_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Corn pop died, somebody posted an obituary of him a while back on T_D.

RIP Corn Pop.

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think one of the girls he's sniffed should do an AMA. There's a lot of them out there.

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MAGA2020KEK 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where you scared of Sleep Joe’s chain he was bringing to the knife fight?

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Ilhan_Omar 3 points ago +3 / -0

The fuck you talkin' 'bout Willis?

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trumpORbust 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm corn pop -- text my agent at 30330 to set up an appointment for this AMA. I bill 4.20 a minute and $50 for every question answered, my rider requires three XXL white glue sticks and a pan of sun melted N&Ns

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KeepingAmericaGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

“And he was right,” Biden recounted. “I walked out with the chain. I walked up to my car. In those days, remember the straight razors, you’d bang them on the curb, get ‘em rusty, bang ’em on a rain barrel, get ’em rusty. I looked at him, but I was smart then. I said, ‘First of all…when I tell you to get off the board, you get off the board, and I’ll kick you out again.. but I shouldn’t have called you Esther Williams, I apologize. But I don’t know if that apology is going to work.'”

“You apologize to me?” Corn Pop asked. Biden said he told the gang member, “I apologize not for throwing you out, but for what I said. He said ok and closed his straight razor and my heart started to beat again.”

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DanIsSwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

A rain barrel? How many years ago was this?

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ArchieInTheBunker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Last I heard, Corn Pop was in the same street gang as Corey Booker's friend T-Bone

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

The guys name was probably “Popcorn” and Joe just flat forgot

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spezisthedevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Posts like these are why I come here. :)

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yo, keepin' it real up in da feel, aight?

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grizzlyyy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone needs to dub the corn pop video with Vietnam flashback music and effects. rofl

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Dell_Fargus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corn Pop was a bad dude.

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gawd-emperor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corn pop was too scary and too cool to do any AMAs, he's probably voting dem from jail or from the grave in the socialist neverland where biden is voting for other biden which is better than himself, meaning the better biden is on something. That corn already popped

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TJac 2 points ago +3 / -1

Or any of those "bad boys"he ran.

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Ugbootshuffler 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is your definition of fat?

My mum said I am just big boned, do you still want to challenge me to a push up competition out back?

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teapartypaul 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yay! I want Corn Pop!