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IamTHE3percent 45 points ago +45 / -0

This is hilarious! Nice work! Hope to see more like this from you on .win.

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IamTHE3percent 10 points ago +10 / -0

100% accurate statement. This shit is like that "plead insanity" crap.

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katsumi27 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thank you! At least you see it too.

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Kekistan4Q 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes, the ol' "cant execute a retard" card. Classic

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Lol_Garrus 21 points ago +21 / -0

Early onset dementia.

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spez3 7 points ago +7 / -0

The guy’s almost 80

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The_Litehaus_Abides 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, I was gonna say that's not really so early.

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Aquamine-Amarine 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's sad. These people are so obsessed with power, they can't just retire peacefully and spend the remaining years they have with their family. They have to continue trying to screw America over.

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xiao_maga_part2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Timely onset.

Also he will stroke out on television if he has to debate Trump.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 21 points ago +21 / -0

I want Biden so badly. Bernie would just annoy me. But God Biden would absolutely give us so much to work with.

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chim_richels 12 points ago +13 / -1

Pretty sure you'll get your wish. DNC almost has to ensure it.

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trumpORbust 1 point ago +2 / -1

We need to best Bernie to show that American doesn't want communism

Joe would be to easy and not send a message to the far left

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RogueLeaderX 14 points ago +14 / -0

I still wonder if he'll even get the nomination. He got a boost from SC but Bernie is still the presumed front runner.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is true, but the DNC is not going to give it to Bernie regardless.

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wilstjb 6 points ago +6 / -0

DNC will make some new 'emergency' rules. Neither old guy will get the nomination. They'll draft Hillary Clinton and big Mike as VP. Then they'll lose.

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ncmarc 2 points ago +2 / -0

the dems don't even use the "popular" vote they want in their own primaries. they have a few delegates that make all the rules. Pete and Amy quitting were to ensure a brokered convention and give it to joe, or maybe even hillary or michelle.

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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 13 points ago +13 / -0

One thing Ol' Uncle Joe has a talent for is getting lots of African American folks to stand behind him whenever there's a camera around. Sheer genius.

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 10 points ago +10 / -0

Have you seen his leg hair in the pool????

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JBlaze056 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corn Poppin

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lion_streezus 11 points ago +11 / -0

What a whackadoodle.

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GoldenWave 10 points ago +10 / -0

"He's only a threat to himself"

<3

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SwampSwan 7 points ago +7 / -0

So much malarkey I can hardly stand it!

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chlorophyll 7 points ago +9 / -2

It's all so when the hammer finally drops he can act like he's slowly been going insane.

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Aquamine-Amarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to plead insanity.

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GarudaOne 2 points ago +3 / -1

Bingo.

I am taking every one of the Democrat candidates completely seriously. Any of them winning the election, they will unleash Hell on Earth, and I am not being hyperbolic about that.

I'm from Indonesia and live in California. I have friends and family who lived through the 1992 Rodney King riots, and the May 1998 Jakarta riots that toppled the government. I myself was only 1 mile away from the 2015 San Bernardino ISIS terrorist attack and then one month later, when I went back to Jakarta to visit family, I was literally one block away when the Sarinah terror attack took place. My ears were ringing from the explosion and I ran for cover when the terrorists opened fire into the crowd.

I know what kind of violence shitheads like Biden's and Bernie's supporters can do.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joe is the gaffe gift that keeps on giving. What a fantastically hilarious disaster!

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Joeret 3 points ago +4 / -1

Every night when I get home I look forward to seeing Joe bumble his way through another speech.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know! It’s free entertainment and funny as hell. I can’t wait to see what he’ll do or say next.

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Cesare_Borgia 5 points ago +5 / -0

If he weren't someone whose spent his life enriching himself at the expense of tax payers I'd feel bad for him.

He can't spend his twilight years in peace. Purely to keep his career of graft from being investigated. Sad.

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BobbyTwoScoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe "Self Levident" Biden

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 5 points ago +5 / -0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Lawless 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think the dnc will give it to Biden

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skywalk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe Biden probably said, "Bring it off!"

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Maxmax 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s a God damn mess.

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Trump4a3rdTerm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit? Democrats cannot feel good about this guy. At all. Wow! I didn't realized things had gotten this bad. Silicon Valley is gonna have to step up the censorship.

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BurnedExperiment 4 points ago +4 / -0

God, as if this primary season has been interesting enough, I cant wait for the superdelegate votes to go over to Biden and Sanders to get shafted. The salt will overfloweth and milwalkee will not burn. Also, imagine Biden up on stage against Trump with no teleprompter and no softball competition.

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IronMaiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would love to see that debate, holy shit!

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here2red 3 points ago +3 / -0

We pledge allegiance to.....oh you know that thing

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't see Joe Biden as a threat. He's only a threat to himself.

Shitposter in Chief...

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Kerra_Holt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't see him as a threat either. GEOTUS will chew him up and spit him out.

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obamas got a big stick if by big stick you mean Michaels rod.

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honk honk

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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yacsb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone quitting for Biden is just going to help Bernie more lol

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BoughtByBloomberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

ONLY YOUR VOTE CAN GUARANTEE HIS DEFEAT!

Do not stay home on election day!

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Thx1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has anyone noticed the parallel between side o’ beef and Joe Whatsmyname?

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mikejones 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean there's a reason you rarely find 80 years old's working and if you do it's at the volunteer desk.

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Gingersmom2009 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's all about the VP choice. That's who they'll be voting for - and God forbid they get a win, he's setting the stage to abdicate.

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ChocktawRidge 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's fucking elder abuse at this point. They are gonna pull Big Mike out of their ass at the convention.

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Pres_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Hes only a threat to himself"....OHhhhhh my...LOL..