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kek_saved_the_world [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

No one consents to getting infected.

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Oskar 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just say No to covid19!

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magastrophysicist 14 points ago +14 / -0

My lungs my choice! REEEEEEEEEEEEE cough COUGH COUGH

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PMNudesBcuzUrWorthIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

STOP!

DON'T PHLEGM ME THERE!

THIS IS

MY NO FLU SQUARE

????????????????

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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0

[gets coronavirus anyway]

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passivedouble2 16 points ago +16 / -0

WHO is a joke. Go out on a pedestal!

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magastrophysicist 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oh fuck, it's real. And it's even worse than that! There are multiple tweets beyond the one you posted:

"DO - speak accurately about the risk from #COVID19, based on scientific data and latest official health advice.

DON'T - repeat or share unconfirmed rumours & avoid using hyperbolic language designed to generate fear like “plague” or “apocalypse.” "

and

"DO - talk about the new #coronavirus disease (#COVID19)

DON'T - attach locations or ethnicity to the disease, this is not a “Wuhan Virus”, “Chinese Virus” or “Asian Virus”. The official name for the disease was deliberately chosen to avoid stigmatization"

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PoohClimbsTrees 17 points ago +17 / -0

this is not a “Wuhan Virus”...

No it is the Wu-Flu.

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magastrophysicist 15 points ago +15 / -0

Everybody was Kung Flu fighting! Those deaths were fast as lightning. In fact it was a little bit frightening. China's response to coronavirus is super enlightening...

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dadoctor 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL I love that we have a platform back where we can say this shit again.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hashtag me too

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chinita_atx 3 points ago +3 / -0

WHO-FLU?

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ladypede_killer 14 points ago +14 / -0

The Chinese Virus? Oh, you mean the Kung Flu! I get it now. Also known for its characteristic sound of " Ha-CHING! Ha-CHONG! Excuse me."

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magastrophysicist 9 points ago +9 / -0

buh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, BATSOUP!

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magastrophysicist 13 points ago +13 / -0

WHO sounds like a bunch of entitled SJW fucks.

DON'T CALL IT WUHAN VIRUS APOCALYPSE YOU BIGOT!!!

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ladypede_killer 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ahem.

COVID-19 has been TRANSMITTED significantly out of China to Iran and Italy, among other nations. Trump's security measures have prevented travelers from China from INFECTING OTHERS and SPREADING THE VIRUS.

You see, liberals? Normally we wouldn't feel the need to say this, but when you manufacture some bullshit due to your ever-increasing Stockholmish self-hating behaviors, we feel the need to counterbalance it. Don't tell us what words we can and cannot use, because then it will be our responsibility to counteract you.

Ridiculous Bullshit.

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ihatespeech 12 points ago +12 / -0

No wonder it's spreading so far. No one at the WHO can even talk about it being transmitted. "we can't say how but people just keep getting themselves infected"

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Proud_American 11 points ago +12 / -1

Why would they care about semantics?

The WHO needs a foot “transmitted” up their ass, implying it was intentional.

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ThomasGiferson 11 points ago +11 / -0

Heh. It's real. And it's posted just before a vid clip of the commie loving WHO Director telling us that stigmas around disease infection are worse than the disease itself.

Feelings before death!

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PoohClimbsTrees 10 points ago +10 / -0

We can just give the carriers participation trophies then.

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ALT26 8 points ago +8 / -0

China's National Health Commission reported 11 new cases of Wu-Flu outside Hubei province on Monday. Of those, 7 were "imported from Italy," according to local officials.

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Johngalt 5 points ago +5 / -0

you can't say imported!

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Razeontherock 4 points ago +4 / -0

The imported diseases are always so much better. The handle better around corners and have those sexy lines

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Hoakster1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Translation: Dying is bad, but hurt feelings are even worse!

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SnipedYou 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet one of those Democratic Socialist Jazz Hands ("That's triggering to my anxiety") wrote this.

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xcube 6 points ago +6 / -0

If someone thinks there is a risk that they might have the virus and runs around in public and ends up 'transmitting/infecting others/spreading the virus'; Yes, they are partly to blame. I know one South Korean youtuber that is under completely voluntary self-quarantine because there have been one or two cases in their area. Stay safe, don't panic, and help keep others safe.

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FreeeSpeeech 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh goodie

Another three-letter entity trying to tell me what to do, or say, or think or feel.

HEY! WHO PEOPLE!! How about I'm going to talk about whatever the fuck I want and you can just deal with it? How about that? I like that option better.

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Razeontherock 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think something a little more forceful, involving stocks and the market square is in order

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j2daeww 5 points ago +5 / -0

While WHO is doing the right thing, at the end of the day they are a globalist organization that would love open borders with one global government

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Razeontherock 5 points ago +5 / -0

The who isn't doing the right thing.

The Who hasn't done the right thing since they smashed guitars!

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j2daeww 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did type the before WHO and deleted it. Lol.

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Gmama2 5 points ago +5 / -0

If only WHO and the CDC would focus on stopping disease rather than imposing PC talking points on the public.

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thelastlast 5 points ago +5 / -0

the WHO has no authority over anything.

I've decided to name myself WOCE, World Office of Coronavirus Expertise, I am now in charge. Because my name.

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Squidproblow 5 points ago +5 / -0

When i see this shit in the wild i always comment the same thing. Look at how dumb liberals are trying to make the world.

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RoninIV2 4 points ago +4 / -0

My immune system, my choice!

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OnlyTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone has to spread it before someone else can acquire it. It's a two-part process.

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Razeontherock 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want no part in that

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XxXusernameXxX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like the WHO is hoping to get some serious depopulation out of this...

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Razeontherock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agenda 21 and its environmental sustainability

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ALT26 4 points ago +4 / -0

South Korean President Moon puts all government agencies on 24-hour emergency alert, says country at "war" with Som-Dom-Flu

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MrSnappy 4 points ago +4 / -0

"acquiring"....does the CoronaVirus lift it's little pinkie finger when it drinks tea

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HungNavySeal300Kills 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stop thinking and saying whatever you want! Don't you know how dangerous that is?

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 3 points ago +4 / -1

ChiComs are scared, and we can see they’ve purchased the WHO.

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ALT26 3 points ago +3 / -0

Georgia state reports 2 confirmed cases of Kung-Flu

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Razeontherock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Assigning blame is bad

WHO is too stupid to realize their catch 22

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ALT26 3 points ago +3 / -0

South Korea reports 477 new cases of CPP-Flu and 6 new deaths, raising total to 4,812 cases and 34 dead