My mom screwed up a little. . .
💩 SHITPOST 💩
She got a fundraising solicitation from the DNC in the mail. She mailed back the envelope empty, so that they would have to pay the USPS for postage. I told her that next time she should stuff the envelope jam-packed full with other junk mail (supermarket flyers, real estate agent postcards, etc) to boost the weight so that USPS can charge the DNC more. Always make sure you do not include anything that has your name and/or address on it if you choose to participate. . .
Send an envelope full of Venezuelan currency
Or photocopies of the “TRUMP$2020” bills!
Savage and meta socialist.
This is GOLDEN and I approve this message! TRUMP 2020!
Tape a brick to it.
I used to take rocks out of the aquarium and load them in there, fish pee aroma ya know?
https://files.catbox.moe/vogmyd.jpg
Go to your local tire shop and ask for old wheel weights and stuff it full.
Dog poop?
Tape that envelope to a brick... we did that in a state GOP race in Ca back in the '80s... by the hundreds!!!