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Reuter’s just went full retard. (i.maga.host) VERY FAKE NEWS
posted ago by satan ago by satan +1069 / -0
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XxXusernameXxX 102 points ago +102 / -0

Chicken joint... clearly.... I guess they brought the Whataburger in with them...

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bh506407 78 points ago +78 / -0

also, that's Beto. not buttjudge...lol

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Aluminoti 61 points ago +61 / -0

Joe wrote the headline

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TheMadManDidItAgain 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yeah, and Joe thought the guy on the right was Pete Butt-edge-edge

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Trump2k 15 points ago +15 / -0

Thanks Chuck!

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Anyslogan2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol!! And this he was in Kansas not Texas.

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mrd92 9 points ago +9 / -0

Look, fat...

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OGpsywar 8 points ago +8 / -0

Came here to say this ?

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unleash_maga 13 points ago +13 / -0

Do you mean Robert Francis O’Rourke?

I miss that bot ?

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NeoPepe 11 points ago +12 / -1

Beto Buttedge-edge

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MehNahMehNah 7 points ago +7 / -0

Colonel Sanders

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cusp-of-carabelli 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, but they're both pretty gay.

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DickTick 2 points ago +3 / -1

Now I can definitely see how they made that mistake.... But what's their excuse for Whataburger in a "chicken joint"?

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UndercoverSpez 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol I would kick them out

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WinMoreReeLess 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well they do serve Honey Butter Chicken Biscuits, but they are definitely a burger joint.

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Littleirishmaid 57 points ago +57 / -0

Joe wrote the tweet, change my mind.

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bh506407 25 points ago +25 / -0

i'm convinced this is the only answer that makes any sense.

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Thenew23rd 37 points ago +37 / -0

What is Reuters trying to tell us about Beto?

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RiverFenix 22 points ago +22 / -0

"What difference at this point does it make?!"

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deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
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45fan 9 points ago +9 / -0

A buttplug is a buttplug.

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Shwoogin 32 points ago +32 / -0

Honest mistake. Both are vacuous puppets, regurgitating the platitudes which are downloaded to their NPC peabrains. What's the difference between one fruity, sanctimonious little puke and another?

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JwPATX 25 points ago +25 / -0

Maybe, but calling Whataburger a chicken joint is pretty unforgivable. If you’re a journalist, and you’re going to comment on something, at least make sure it’s halfway right. They could have said restaurant, fast food joint, local eatery...SOMETHING other than showing their lack of ability to even do the most basic aspects of their job.

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RiverFenix 9 points ago +9 / -0

Chicken Steaks and Beef fingers are totally normal things to eats, fellow catepillar.

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CowboyDonald 5 points ago +5 / -0

Beef fingers actually sound pretty tasty, like a fatty slim jim.

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Tx50bmg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Actual journalists are a rare breed, this article is just more MSM propaganda.

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bh506407 12 points ago +12 / -0

lol its gun-grabbin' Beto in the picture! not sure why they said it's buttigieg

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DickTick 1 point ago +2 / -1

Whataburger damn sure ain't a chicken joint either....

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sunnyingreenfield 32 points ago +32 / -0

CNN: This is an apple

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Heavens2MAGAtroid 19 points ago +19 / -0

What Reuters meant to say is that Biden THINKS he is in a chicken joint talking to Buttigieg.

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Visceroth 19 points ago +19 / -0

Seriously. That's a whataburger not a chicken joint.

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OldSoldiersNeverDie 15 points ago +15 / -0

Nice catch. I was more focused on Beto as Buttigieg.

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Visceroth 14 points ago +14 / -0

I miss Robert Francis bot.

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NeoPepe 17 points ago +17 / -0

Did you mean Robert Francis O'Rourke?

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TwoStar 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good bot. The best bot. Don't we have the best bots, folks?

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Kolob 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hope the founders of this platform are hard at work figuring out how to make the bots here. I love the bots.

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RiverFenix 9 points ago +9 / -0

Get this Patriot a Brick Bot!

HOLY SHIT THAT'S LIKE 14,235,564,632 requests for some sort of Bot! THIS IDEA HAS NO BRAKES!

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AT_Finn 15 points ago +15 / -0

Beta does looks like a huge faggot, so I can see how they were confused.

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Jefferson 9 points ago +9 / -0

They also both mimic Barack’s speech patterns.

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LeeKuanYewTheGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek

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cilantro 13 points ago +14 / -1

Perhaps and perhaps not.

I'm still not convinced that Sanders isn't the globalist New World Order's dancing money, intended to capture "anti-establishment" votes if their other dancing monkeys fail.

Remember that the Podesta Wikileaks proved that the 2016 Sanders campaign was 100% bullshit and he was bending over forwards and backwards for Hillary shekels.

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NoMoreLies 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m not sure, look how the media freaked out when Bernie started getting popular this election. I think they were using him, but since they can’t control him they now have to get rid of him.

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GetBuffBison 11 points ago +11 / -0

As a texan, how dare they tarnish whataburgers good name.

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magastrophysicist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Joe Biden wrote this tweet.

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NeoPepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wish I was their server that day. I would have asked Biden "Would you like to try our Burisma Burger?".

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then lean in and take a deep sniff

"Mmm.. smells like 7 year old over here..."

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Mrsattorney 7 points ago +7 / -0

They have kids working for them now due to financial restraints and they don't know one candidate from another.

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SBOJ_JOBS 4 points ago +4 / -0

True: How many sub-minimum-wage Vietnamese copy writers have ever been to a Whataburger, or Texas, or the US for that matter? Most could not tell you which of these two was Biden or "Buttigieg".

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fingerofkek 6 points ago +6 / -0

So the chicken joint serves bullshit platters?

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NoStumpoElTrumpo 5 points ago +5 / -0

What-A-Chicken

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sketchy_at_best 5 points ago +5 / -0

Two glaring errors in a 14 word sentence. We are reaching peak levels of fake news.

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Melnibone 5 points ago +5 / -0

All gay white politicians look the same

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smurphyswimmer 4 points ago +4 / -0

In their defense, Beto does look like a homo.

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AtariArtist 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pete's wearing the same color shirt as my shitpost on him.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

He only has 20x the same shirt, Bigot.

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Maga420 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two fucking idiots

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PhoneBandit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't bring buttedgedge and his husband into this.

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ThomasMuhFeelsHurts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reuters channeling their inner Babyon Bee. Lol

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satan [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Found it.

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CherryCoke 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guess this is called Whatachicken now. I’ll forever miss Whataburger.

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Raul 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't that Beta not Buttigieg?

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PhantomShield72 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wrong gay guy...

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Solag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whataburger is for sure known as a place for chicken /s. I wonder if they requested the sticker taken off the window that says "One nation UNDER GOD." Also, the man Biden is talking to isn't the gay one, he's the cucked fake Mexican. Biden got a small drink. That is just too cute.

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TheDonaldPodcast 3 points ago +3 / -0

In fairness to Reuters Buttigieg and Beto probably look about the same from behind.

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goat_nebula 3 points ago +3 / -0

Robert Francis O'Rourke still hasn't changed shirts I see.

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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

He eats there all the time, just ask Cornpop.

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CovfefeNegro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shame their ticket number isn't 17.

https://files.catbox.moe/tzck2t.jpg

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catbertz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't see under the table, so this may be a truthful tweet. How do we know that Bootyplug isn't down there?

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trumpORbust 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a chicken

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CitizenXC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would've been better if they were in a KFC.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another perfect meme

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JustInTime2_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please tell me this is photoshopped.

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BaconIsNotHaram 2 points ago +2 / -0

Betogieg

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beta is more leftwing than Bernie.

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AlteredBeast 1 point ago +1 / -0

reuters went Biden. It’s like when income imitates art....

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Dialectic 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lol they don't even fucking try

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Anyslogan2 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s a Hamburger joint and it’s Beto not Buttigieg. They can’t even get this right. They have one job to do...

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hillaryforprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

My burger identifies as a chicken. Say otherwise and you're a rayssis chickenphobe.

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Wesley2012 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best BURGER JOINT ever! Whataburger

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gorillachannel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somebody photoshop Bernie into a Colonel Sanders getup.

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Humongus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reuters: Tomato, Tomáto. All insane liberals look alike to us.

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Patriot4evr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Democrats: They all taste like chicken

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