23 members of Iran's parliament have the Chinaman Flu
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“We imported chinese scientists to help us build nuclear weapons and all we got was this crappy virus“ T-shirts on sale now.
Well they just need to lick their religious monuments a bit more and that will certainly ward of the Bat Soup flu lmfao.
How much you wanna bet when they finally accept that licking their holy statues is making them sick, they spin it as being a calling from allah, that he's blessed them with the ability to do massive damage to the infidel, and they actively seek innocent non-muslims, (and muslims who aren't as good as them at being muslim) and infect as many possible so they can receive more gamers in paradise?
They need to lick the Ayatollah a few times.
I still prefer to call it "Kung Flu".
Chinese AIDS with wings
MEMEFLU
Kung Flu Pandemic, not a kids movie..
Hong Kong Fluey
I realize this is probably dating myself. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong_Phooey
"Kung Flu"
...this is why I always came to TheDonald back when it was hosted by PRR (the Peoples Republic of REDdit).
You guys still deliver!
Sweet and Sour Flu
General Tso's Flu
A few years ago I used the word "Chinaman" to refer to a Chinese person in a conversation with someone. They replied by saying that word was actually a slur. I told them that made no sense because the word is two parts: "China" and "Man," and people say "Englishman" without a problem.
But whatever. People are actively trying to be offended these days.
Ironic you're not allowed to claim radiation causes mutations.
Science = Bad
It's fine to slander Christianity because it's a set of ideas, but criticizing Islam as a religion makes you racist. These people are retarded. UH OH! Am I getting banned now?!
There is an entire subgroup that seems to believe that Science is a construct of western civilization and therefore supports the patriarchy. In order to destroy the patriarchy they must first destroy science and rebuild in with diverse values. They are a blight on civilization and possibly the Great Filter that stops civilizations from advancing into space throughout the galaxy.
That sort of thing leads to 'facts can be racist'. And then the whole edifice of civilization falls down.
Leftism is the great filter... possibly.
Evil unwitting/witting sabotage
They literally don't believe in science
I am of Ukrainian heritage. I would be very interested in hearing that person explain the traits of a person whose "race" is Chernobyl.
How would you even label that "race"?
"Chernobyllian"? "Cernobylite"? "Chernobylun"?
That reminds me, what race is Islam exactly?
Caucasians, Asians, and Blasians?
It's the left's intentionally arbitrary war on language. The language according to the left changes by the year, where stuff you said yesterday is verboten today. It's to keep people forever on their heels wondering if they themselves are racist and more likely to buy things like "diversity is our strength" and "affirmative action" and "racial equity" (NOT to be confused with equality).
Another prime example: person of color vs. colored person. So because you put one word in front of the other, you're magically 2020 PC? What about the NAACP, are they white supremacists now? Of course not. It's intentionally confusing.
We're also supposed to call Black a colour now, but White is a shade.
POC doesn't work if Black and White are both shades, and not colours.
Trumps tree planting initiative
Language is a fundamental part of a culture. This is true of all cultures.
Control the language and you control the culture.
Destroy the language, destroy the culture.
This is all by design. The Elites are fully aware of this and use it as a weapon against us.
Chinaman is NOT the preferred nomenclature!
No worries I don't give a shit about what the words the libtards want me to use because after years of trying I realized that they will never be happy no matter what I do. If I do and say everything correctly to fit in with them they will find something new to get hysterical about .
Fuck them.
I still say the word Retard, because it's a real word with real meaning. Fuck anyone who tries to abridge ones' vocabulary.
"Retard" is what you call a person of normal intelligence who is being a retard. A person with legit intellectual disabilities is retard-ED. You wouldn't say "hey retard" when addressing them, but calling them "retarded" in third person context is okay. Example: "My child is retarded, so he takes the shorter school bus." When you directly address the retarded, you're supposed to say "who's my special little guy"?
The only exception is a retarded person named Edward. If you call him retarded, he may think you are saying "Retard Ed".
I'm not a dentist, so I know these things.
Right, like "faggot" is what you call a man of either sexual preference who is being a faggot.
My wife isn't a doctor, but I concur.
Tell him his kid is autistic, but he's a retard.
Tell him you'd never refer to him as autistic, that's offensive.
Most of the left would kill these kids in the womb. They are full of shit if they are "offended" for someone being called retarded.
At least one of my children is growing up with challenges (maybe the youngest as well, but too soon to know) and I say 'retard' - it's an insult along the lines of 'moron' and 'imbecile' and holds no power over what my son does in life. It's a fucking word, not a magical spell.
Before he was a loser, Louis CK had a good bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-otAJrtY-w
It's funny when people who aren't gay or business associates refer to their significant other as their "partner." That term arose purely out of PC ideology. I can't help but hear a guy refer to his girlfriend or wife as his partner and not think he's a total cuck.
I use it daily. Fuck 'em.
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
And this guy peed on it.
Donny, please.
"I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea."
The libs and chinamen need to get the fuck over themselves.
The word for a Chinese person in Mandarin is a mashup of the symbols for "China" and "person." So in China while speaking a Chinese language, they call a Chinese guy a "Chinaman."
Let me guess: you weren't talking to someone from China, and they were just suffering from second-hand offense. Lot of that going around.
This isn’t about some guy who built the railroads
"Also sick is Iraj Harirchi, the head of an Iranian government task force on the coronavirus who tried to downplay the virus before falling ill."
Oof, now that's gotta suck.
"Relax guy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnpKUOAgWAU
I was expecting Baghdad Bob
Hey, Relax guy. Put your feet up. Hostile take over? What? Relax guy!
How China invades these days.
It's almost like some government agent intentionally infected everyone.
It's called Karma. or more likely God's doing.
inb4 locusts with coronavirus and lasers
You haven't heard about the overwhelming locust swarms in 20+ countries right now?
Yeah, that's what I was referring to. When the locusts bite someone with Covid-19
The latter.
The Pope apparently tested negative for the virus
Yeah but he hasn't been exonerated yet...
We need a special council, two whistleblowers and 4 FISA abuses
True, but that's outside of my purview.
Satan protects his tools.
Guarantee you he tests positive for the globalism virus.
You mean the fake or real pope they have hidden?
The pope is fine, thank you. Should we be shitting on any protestants who minister to the poor in other countries and happen to fall ill?
Jokes aside, this current pope has been very in favor of leftist talking points like open borders. It's disappointing to hear such wild stances out of such a stable organization
Especially when the Dalai Lama is saying "they have to go back"
Lol, yeah, we’re just smearing the Pope for all his good works. Are you high?
I'm high but even I can see this Pope is a bad dude.
Not godly at all.
Probably molests kids. I get that vibe.
Maybe even eats them.
The fuck outta here. Catholic church sucks. This dude wants to open your borders to muslims and covers up child fuckery. Current pope is cuck bullshit and should be removed. Jesus would whip him.
Only if they're also horrible people doing horrible things.
The current pope is not a good man.
This Pope is a heretic who wants to sell the bride of Christ to be mounted by the beast.
Pay some attention.
Personal hygiene is all but nonexistent in Middle East. Our, US, worst highway bathrooms are par for the course over there. I have never seen more people skip hand washing after using the shitter then in ME. Everyone is always touching each other, kissing each other. I am not surprised AT ALL Kung flu is being passed around. I’m sure most people saw the post the other day with people licking that shrine or whatever it was. Not smart people (generations of kids whose parents are brother and sister. Not good)
The third world is super dirty in general. Its really noticeable when you get back to the US and everything is so clean.
Our south african clients were shocked by how clean the US is. And I'm over here saying it's a shithole because too many bums and dope heads in tents downtown.
It's really more the US specifically than the 1st world in general. Most of Europe is dirty by US standards. People tend to forget how incredibly wealthy the US is even compared to Europe.
well yeah europe is filled with the third world now so it IS the third world
Merkelized Europe is definitely third world.
This.
Shithole countries for a reason. Sometimes I wish we could glass the desert and start over.
WHO WOULD WIN??
An oppressive regime of barbaric feudalism and primitive ideology
OR
One virally contagious boi
Bigot, anyone can be a boi!!
Go Corona! Go go Corona! Liberate Iran and get the Ayatollah!
Shah reaaally don't like it....
Top kek!
2,336 known cases and 77 dead in Iran.
yikes.
when it's "nothing", you can give away unlimited for free
whenever I see 2,336 I assume someone completely made the number up...
Now 1,776 is a number I can get behind.
So running around licking everything wasn’t a great idea?
Probably not.
Shoaling Cough. Xi Jingchoo. Bat Fever!
HO LEE FUK
SUM TING WONG
YELLOW AIDS
When you close all official travel and cases still appear:
Smugglers. Extra governmental agencies.
I bet you can trace the flow of fentanyl and illegal Chinese weapons by the spread of the coronavirus.
Tells the truth that the Iran and Chinese government are working heavily with each other, and the government workers are having having some fun sexy time on the down time.
What about Italy?
Payback for Salvini closing down all their entry points. You DO NOT shut down China while they are sending Africans to Europe so they can colonize Africa without all those pesky local African men causing a stink.
With 28 day incubation period, seems likely Kerry IS infected because of/during his secret meetings at the security conference 2 weeks ago.
The most interesting part for me is that the Vatican was infected by Iranians... who... cough aren't Christians.
I can totally see Iranians coughing on and licking doorknobs in the Vatican to spread the disease.
Based on what?
Chinese findings?
Lick the shrine, bigot!
TFW China single -handedly ends the Ayatollahs reign over Iran...
There’s a lot of evidence that most cases are mild and go undiagnosed.
The ones that get reported are the ones that develop into pneumonia. So if you read that someone has it, they are pretty sick.
You're talking about Stage 3.
Stage 1 can last up to 30 days, where you're infected and showing NO symptoms and can test negative. (this is the scariest part as many of us could already be infected weeks before the first case appears in our hometown/city)
Stage 2 is mild to severe flu-like symptoms and you're highly contagious
Stage 3 is where you're at the climax of the illness, presenting with pneumonia-like symptoms, fever, shortness of breath.. and this is the stage where 30 year olds die of cardiac arrest, kidney failure or other organs shutting down, septic shock etc..
Not to mention you can get over Stage 3 and get re-infected/flairs back up. (like almost being rid of bronchitis and then it comes back stronger than before)..
Of course the above is only from the CDC website on SARS-CoV-2 / CoViD-19, and I'm a layman.
There’s a website called cloudsonmars.com that graphs all available data. Okay, it’s an odd name, but it’s all data and graphs, updated every day.
Look at the analysis tab. Every country that has started responding has a downward trend. I suspect even Iran will eventually come around.
The disease does not progress to pneumonia in people under 50.
I’m 75, so I’m taking it seriously, but it just isn’t overwhelming medical systems, except in China and Iran. And that’s because they have stupid, authoritarian governments that wasted months denying it.
CloudsOnMars
Where are the graphs? I only see retail and hr data.
https://cloudsonmars.com/2019-ncov-actual-status/?fbclid=IwAR0Tlp2jAjCcoT93WSqrYvkVWN71Nec8us2Woc-XH2ulyMwsJ2odakP0yrc
Canadian medical system is overwhelmed by a normal Tuesday afternoon.
In Canada's capital, last night, there was a backlog of 18 ambulances waiting to ingest their patients at the Ottawa General Hospital...
Imagine how efficient they'd be in level 4 hazmat suits!
Oh, damn, that sucks.
Iran about to get steamrolled by the Huns again
Regardless of whether this virus was created somewhere or not, it has highlighted the failures of communism and of communist china to provide any infrastructure to it's people for proper health services to fractions of their population. It's also shown what other countries (many enemies like iran) lack the ability to match the United States in general prevention for a virus that is no more than mini flu to spread across a country. It shows the world that we are the exception (not perfect) but our freedom has created the monolith that is the American standard of living and health lifestyle. Unless you're a baby or 90, just treat it like a bug that's going around and watch it not spread much here, by default.
Homegrown Democrat terrorists will spread it intentionally.
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It’s going to be wild if the downfall of the Iranian theocracy was a virus that originated in china.
What happened? Was one of the child brides they were passing around contagious or something?
Step 1) China has Coronavirus Step 2) Iranian MP Travels to China Step 3) Iranian MP Travels to Vatican Step 4) Iranian MP infects Iranian cabinet and Pope in same week Step 5) ??? Step 6) China, Iran and Vatican shown to be in 'cahoots' by infecting each other with deadly virus.
Step 7) World Peace
You forgot the secret Democrat delegation to Iran.
Cheapest regime change ever imo
On time and under budget.
So thenJohn Kerry, Chris Van Hollen, bob menedez plus 1 more need to go into quarrantine ASAP since they were just over there.
Good news/bad news, the old religious farts in charge will be gone. BUT The new young religious idiots that replace them won't be as experienced and will be more reactionary....regime change is a must or there will be a fight coming.
This is just insane. These numbers make no sense unless there was some deliberate action going on to target the Iranian government. The statue licking doesn't explain it. How could so many officials have it and not the entire country?
Maybe only the officials get tested. Snobs are snobs no matter what the cover.
True, maybe so, I'm just saying that proportionately if 23 members of parliament have it, then the infection rate in the rest of the country must be enormous.
Seems more like intentional targeting.
Aww. That's a shame. Sure hope they don't all die a miserable death.
I have only sympathies for the people of Iran suffering from yet another curse.
On the other side, if the Ayatollah can die from Covid-19, I wouldn't care.
That sounds like a plan.
Death to Amerik ... oh shit
Is that dude tied to the bed? Why would they show that?
So the patients don't pull their ventilator tubes out? it's a natural reaction and dangerous
Someone should test Chris Murphy, he's been in close contact with some Iranians lately.
Sleep with Dogs, get Fleas.
Oh, I'm so sad for Iran and their leaders, not really.
Iran does not have Central Banking ?.
So..... All of them will have it in like, 2 weeks?
Should have adhered to the sanctions
Take the Chinese RMB, get the virus Covid-19.
Communists fuck everything up.
You see, the whole parliament got the flu!
That’s what they deserve
Kind of an easy way to see who China is working with.