Welcome Centipedes to the big one. Super Thursday is upon us.

GO VOTE FOR THE MOST MAGA CHOICES YOU HAVE

Now...Who will they choose to sacrifice at the altar of the God Emperor?

Tonight, more than a third of all delegates for the Democratic National Convention are up for grabs. The largest chunk allotted in a single day. A third of that third all come from California. Mass deportations and the end of birthright citizenship NOW

A Democrat needs 1,991 delegates to win the nomination.

• Bernie leads in delegates and national polling and heart attacks and odds of being a Democrat coup victim (again).

• Biden is still being propped up worse than RBG.

• The Buttplug has fallen out and all eyes are on his loose delegates

• Tom Steyer backed that ass up all the way to the sidelines as well.

• Klobuchar surrendered also, leaving the title of annoying lady candidate to Pocahontas.

• But the big news is Bloomberg will make his first appearance on the ballots today. Will the Bloombucks pay off?

Fire up that calliope and let’s do this.

HONK HONK

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Full list of Super Tuesday election winners, delegates, and poll closings in ET:

BIDEN WINS - Alabama primaries - 52 Delegates: Presidential, U.S. House and U.S. Senate - 8pm

BIDEN WINS - Arkansas primaries - 31 Delegates - 8:30pm

BERNIE WINS - California primaries - 415 Delegates: Presidential and U.S. House - 11pm (but will take days for absentees)

BERNIE WINS - Colorado presidential primaries - 67 Delegates - 9pm

BIDEN WINS - Maine presidential primaries - 24 Delegates - 8pm

BIDEN WINS - Massachusetts presidential primaries - 91 Delegates - 8pm

BIDEN WINS - Minnesota presidential primaries - 75 Delegates - 8pm

BIDEN WINS - North Carolina primaries - 110 Delegates: Presidential, U.S. House, U.S. Senate and Governor - 7:30pm

BIDEN WINS - Oklahoma presidential primaries - 37 Delegates - 9pm

BIDEN WINS - Tennessee presidential primaries - 64 Delegates - 8pm & 9pm (time zone splitters)

BIDEN WINS - Texas primaries - 288 Delegates: Presidential, U.S. House and U.S. Senate - 8pm

BERNIE WINS - Utah presidential primaries - 29 Delegates - 10pm

BERNIE WINS - Vermont presidential primaries - 16 Delegates - 7pm

BIDEN WINS - Virginia Democratic presidential primary - 99 Delegates - 7pm