Welcome Centipedes to the big one. Super Thursday is upon us.
GO VOTE FOR THE MOST MAGA CHOICES YOU HAVE
Now...Who will they choose to sacrifice at the altar of the God Emperor?
Tonight, more than a third of all delegates for the Democratic National Convention are up for grabs. The largest chunk allotted in a single day. A third of that third all come from California. Mass deportations and the end of birthright citizenship NOW
A Democrat needs 1,991 delegates to win the nomination.
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Bernie leads in delegates and national polling and heart attacks and odds of being a Democrat coup victim (again).
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Biden is still being propped up worse than RBG.
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The Buttplug has fallen out and all eyes are on his loose delegates
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Tom Steyer backed that ass up all the way to the sidelines as well.
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Klobuchar surrendered also, leaving the title of annoying lady candidate to Pocahontas.
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But the big news is Bloomberg will make his first appearance on the ballots today. Will the Bloombucks pay off?
Fire up that calliope and let’s do this.
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Full list of Super Tuesday election winners, delegates, and poll closings in ET:
BIDEN WINS - Alabama primaries - 52 Delegates: Presidential, U.S. House and U.S. Senate - 8pm
BIDEN WINS - Arkansas primaries - 31 Delegates - 8:30pm
BERNIE WINS - California primaries - 415 Delegates: Presidential and U.S. House - 11pm (but will take days for absentees)
BERNIE WINS - Colorado presidential primaries - 67 Delegates - 9pm
BIDEN WINS - Maine presidential primaries - 24 Delegates - 8pm
BIDEN WINS - Massachusetts presidential primaries - 91 Delegates - 8pm
BIDEN WINS - Minnesota presidential primaries - 75 Delegates - 8pm
BIDEN WINS - North Carolina primaries - 110 Delegates: Presidential, U.S. House, U.S. Senate and Governor - 7:30pm
BIDEN WINS - Oklahoma presidential primaries - 37 Delegates - 9pm
BIDEN WINS - Tennessee presidential primaries - 64 Delegates - 8pm & 9pm (time zone splitters)
BIDEN WINS - Texas primaries - 288 Delegates: Presidential, U.S. House and U.S. Senate - 8pm
BERNIE WINS - Utah presidential primaries - 29 Delegates - 10pm
BERNIE WINS - Vermont presidential primaries - 16 Delegates - 7pm
BIDEN WINS - Virginia Democratic presidential primary - 99 Delegates - 7pm
As long as you meet the 15% minimum, yes.
In 2016, Bernie "won" a number of states, but Clinton was right behind him so it didn't matter much.
Don’t for get the Democrat super delegates in 2016. All in the bag for the side of beef, while they scream to abolish the electoral college.
Correct, no winner takes all. Everything is split between those who get 15% of more of the vote. How those splits are made comes down to some fuckery though. As you probably saw with the coin flips in Iowa
Aren't some states winner take all?
I don't know about some of the others, but none of the states tonight are winner take all
I'm pretty sure none of them are winner take all though, but I'm not positive enough to say that as a fact
Cool, thanks. I'm sure you're right. I honestly am enjoying myself too much to look it up.
Yup, they shit on the electoral college, but they're primaries are more fuckery than electoral colleges honestly - especially when the super-delegates come into play, which it's looking like they will
You have to get 15% to get p oints