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FreedomRun1776 53 points ago +53 / -0

I am willing to bet he doesn't wash his hands after a shit either.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 36 points ago +36 / -0

Probably just wipes with his hand like a terrorist.

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Rob_Belmonte 23 points ago +23 / -0

"Papi's gonna make you the best pizza you ah ever had!"

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

???

I miss that show.

"Papi has been sloppy."

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ProphetOfKek 12 points ago +12 / -0

He has a manservant to wipe his ass with a goose neck.

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catbertz 5 points ago +5 / -0

I feel like a swan is more his style. Billionaires love fancy animals.

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WhoElse 4 points ago +4 / -0

ha. sides. orbit. fuck

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Plastikman 3 points ago +3 / -0

That must be why Trump loves the Gorilla Network

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SwampSwan 4 points ago +4 / -0

It'd have to be a little gosling - that's one tiny lil manlet. He's only 4'9" lol

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Bigus_Dickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is he really only 4'7" tall?

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Also username FTW

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, but he's 4'4" with his lifts placed inside his elevator shoes.

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ronburgandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully a goose neck trailer hitch.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

With fresh n crispy $100 bills.

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JordansJacket 4 points ago +4 / -0

His mom changes him on one of those wall mounted baby racks.

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