Biden can't tell the difference between his wife and sister during his early victory speech LOL
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Now I’m wondering what reddit.cn actually is. Not clicking on that for obvious reasons though
They sure do cry a lot.
No wonder everything they do is based on feelings
No kidding. The slightest hurdle comes their way and they roll over and start literally crying. What a sad group.
I was lurking the Sanders sub tonight, they are all blaming Elizabeth Warren for taking votes away from Sanders even though she has no path to victory. They say she's been promised a VP spot from Biden just to stay in and siphon votes from Bernie. I'm so hoping for a contested convention it's going to be glorious.
Lurking. I was posting some weird shit looking for a ban or downvoted and instead I was getting praised. At some point I was talking about getting my wife’s boyfriend to vote for Bernie too. They upvoted need and praised me... after a few more stupid comments about free shit more people agreed with me. Then I realized I had to have been being trolled by other trumpeters hiding in the shadows. It was a blast.
Biden is throwing around promises to all the previous contenders. As long as they bend the knee they will receive some patronage. It isn’t a bad gamble as they have nothing to lose at this point. They got their campaign funds and side gigs padded as much as possible. In the very unlikely scenario that Dementia Joe takes the presidency they could get a cushy job. I just hope they wrote that shit down and had it signed in blood. DJ is very likely to appoint his pets as cabinet members, put on a dress and start arguing against Bernie as a primary long after sanders dropped due to heart conditions.
Gal Queda will make it happen.
Without Warren, those beta males would be cowering from Bloomburg
Trump is actually running against whatever female is selected for Wobblehead to pick as VP
He should state this early and often
This is how they plan to get their unelectable candidate elected. Rig the primary for Biden. Biden selects HIlldawg as running mate. Biden stays in until election. Dems rig FL, MI, OH, PA, and AZ with ballot harvesting and counting irregularities. Biden wins. Biden announces he is senile and steps down.
Sad thing is this is exactly what they have planned
What kind of mental illness would compel someone to hold a Biden sign at a rally? Everything he's done has been a disaster. How could anyone be enthusiastic about his run?
There's one in a front lawn down the street from me.
Should print out a picture of this and turn it into a sign. Then place said sign on that persons lawn asking which 1 is his sister, and which is his wife
They are interchangeable, if you're a Biden.
You gotta hide behind something...
That's the first thing I always look at when I see these vids from Dem rallies. I look behind the candidate at all those moronic, twisted fucks in the audience just out of curiosity. Kinda like when you're passing some idiot driver on the freeway and when you look over at them you say to yourself, "yep, that's what I thought they'd look like."
GEOTUS is going to eat him alive. That is all.
He'll start talking about record players and shit. It's sad.
He’ll talk about walking 15 miles to school in awful weather like grandpa pickles.
"Uphill both ways!"
I believe he still refers to them as phonographs.
Wait, I talk about record players and shit! I shoulda ran!
You rang?
Holy shit it's gonna be so fucking epic I can't wait.
I'm getting a chubby thinking about it now haha.
No where's cornpop?
I'm salivating at the prospect of a Trump/Biden debate..
Biden: Listen here you lying dog faced pony soldier!
Trump: Do you know where you are or what day is today?
Biden: ...
Trump debates are always glorious. It will be so awesome.
I almost feel bad, Trump deserves so much better of an opponent, and this is what the dems give up as a sacrifice. I didn’t know winning could be so easy.
Perhaps they are counting on the sympathy vote?
"Drumph is just a big meanie, picking on a senile old man!"
Bernie would've been funnier but I'll take this as second lol
NOT THE FIRST TIME I'M SURE
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He's at least sniffed his sister, we know that much.
Sniffed her cooter
Thanks pede looking for the “sniff her head” punchline & barely scrolled
I love this place
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Good graphics. Clear illustration. Right to the point. 10/10
Heyo!
Speaking of which, does anyone know how to make guacamole?
gag
LMAOOOO "THey SwItchED on ME!" ThiS is No GaffE, lEavE me AlOnE! Please run this man!
Confusion runs in the family.
Remember when Hunter confused his wife and his sister-in-law?
Ohhhh snap
Underrated comment
"and I'm Joe's husband" did I hear that shit right!?
Commies are really hurting if he's doing this bad and they're still pushing him to be their puppet.
I listened several times and yes, he said he is Joe's husband.
Brain dead. Totally brain dead.
It's bad enough he doesn't have any situational awareness whatsoever, doesn't know when people move from one side to the other. He was probably focusing so hard on saying "Super Tuesday" instead of "Super Thursday," he had no clue who was where.
I love your username. He’s clearly suffering from CRS...Can’t Remember Shit.
Same here and I misspeak. I also know I am not cut out to run for office as I am more self aware than Biden. He is the Dan Quayle of the Democrats.
Yup. Fuckin' amazing...
"Hi, I'm Joe's husband, the other Biden, and I'm a Democrat running for the United States Senate."
This guy has always been a gaffe machine, but he is taking it to levels that shouldn't be possible. I wouldn't trust the guy to cook an egg.
His wife's name is Jill.
I heard "Joe" at first too, but replaying it he clearly says "and I'm Jill's husband"
jesus christ
Placeholder for the real nominee.
HRC
Well at least when he gets indicted for corruption, he’ll get confined to an Alzheimer’s ward and not a prison. So good for him?
Oh it is obvious now!
He really is setting up for the “I don’t recall.” response.
8d chess....
Nah, it’s just good ol Dimentia Joe fooling around.
People voted for him??? What the shit?
Wouldn't surprise me if Sniffy doesn't make it to November. Then his VP nominee will shift up and the Hilldag will step up.
Then the VP (now Pres) nominee will walk in front of a train (tragic accident, of course) and Hilldawg will be the Dim nominee..
We all know is leading to HC
THIS ^
There can be no other explanation.
He admitted as much himself, in a lucid moment.
he's picking hillary because the russians stole the election from her and then he will resign lmao. o wait, 4 more years of trump first.
Who else could they vote for? A literal communist?
What a gomer haha
My wife voted for this train wreck and is honestly convinced Trump is gonna lose in November. I love her, but she’s gonna be very salty come November
Um...has she seen any recent videos of Joe actually trying to speak?
Not the ones where he stumbles hard and if she did she would explain it away.
Maybe play a montage for her? - he's literally got dementia.
Running for Senate, vote for the other Biden, the slurring, forgetting the Constitution-quote that every 4th grader knows, etc. etc. forever.
To be fair tho, Mike 0bama does have a biggun. He forgot to tie it down before he danced on the Ellen libshitshow one time.
Just the ones with him smelling and touching kids should suffice.
Has she seen this video, where he calls himself "Joe's husband"?
Thought so, too, but it sounds like he says Jill's husband. Gonna assume his wife is Jill.
Now you know where Hunter gets it from.
Widows, sisters, brother's wives, not a lot of difference when a Biden is involved.
November is going to be a complete landslide. I think records will be broken.
What a train wreck.
"NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS!"
It’s all fair game in the Biden household.
Hahahahaha this guy is such a looney that I will almost miss him when he's gone
THIS IS YOUR GUY DEMS.. HAHAHA
No female is safe around a Biden.
Black females are, isnt that weird? Jus sayin.
Poor guy... I'm MAGA all the way, but man this is getting sad to watch. Who forced or threatened this guy to stay in the race?
His treasonous deals with Burisma, et al is forcing him to run. He doesn't even do it for crackhead Hunter's sake. He's trying to cover his own ass imo.
And his brother getting a billion dollar deal in Afghanistan to build houses. With zero experience building houses. While Joe was VP. It's disgusting.
And they want the next person with access to the nuclear arsenal to be this guy...?
With any luck he won’t even remember the launch codes.
I am joe's husband ? Wut ?
Man. The gaffes just keep coming and more to come. I want him to get the nominee for this reason
There's a Brazzers meme in there somewhere.
From the producers of "Who is Nailin Palin," Brazzers presents "Sliden in Biden."
Maybe his senior care home can be made up to look like the Oval Office. That would be months of laughs.
not so sure there is a difference
So the Dems are just cool with this guys son making billions from China and Ukraine while Joe did favors???
Sure. Standards? What standards?
What a shitshow from this senile jackass.
Imagine the reaction by the Democrat Party/leftist operatives with bylines, algorithms, and teleprompters if Trump confused Ivanka with Melania at something like this.
They’d be screaming “MUH 25TH AMENDMENT!!!111”
It's so uncomfortable watching his brain turn to goo. I've noticed that you can see in his eyes when he realizes that his brain shorted out again. It's this look of fear. It's sad to see because I know where this goes.
Do you hear banjos?
And just in case you didn't know who I was, I'm Joe's husband Jill.
Going to be a fun 2020
This poor dumb bastard should be at home living on his fat retirement.
But Southerners fuck their sisters huehuehue
Biden family is definitely doing some incestuous shit with this, kissing his granddaughter on the mouth and Hunter literally fucking his dead brother's wife.
It's hereditary.
Hunter couldn't tell the difference between his wife and his brother's ?♂️
Maybe Ilhan is rubbing off on the rest of the democrats.
He’s been watching certain videos on the Hub.
My goodness! That is priceless!
This guy is going to debate with President Trump. I can't wait.
He really is trying to win the vote in San Francisco
Lol, early today npr was talking about how Biden had a lot of momentum after his most coherent speech after SC.
Yeah guys, that coherency will totally last.
I am not gonna say anything else cos that was funny. Politics aside, that was very funny. Somebody like Milo should dress up and do an act about all his idiosyncrasies.
This dude needs to be put in a home by his siste—I MEAN his wife