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BernsWhenIPee [S] 143 points ago +143 / -0

I came across this when I was perusing all the salt being dumped in SandersForPresident right now. All the comments are agreeing with the 'spergs on TYT. How do none of these people recognize that they're repeating the exact same pattern as 2016, but even faster and more intense? At this rate, on election night in November, Sink is going to end up hanging himself on live television. Like Jesus, Dude, learn to take the "L."

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Illuminaughtie 60 points ago +64 / -4

i like your thinking , Alex Jones feeding him feet first into a woodchipper would also be a ratings winner for me

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BernsWhenIPee [S] 44 points ago +45 / -1

That's probably more plausible, because I doubt Cenk would be able to find a rope that could sustain his weight... maybe if he took a steel cable from a suspension bridge.

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Stormysrectalseepage 21 points ago +21 / -0

Even then....thatd have to be a helluva strong steel cable

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jive-ass-turkey 16 points ago +16 / -0

Cable? What kind of industrial strength Paul Bunyan wood chipper you going to squeeze those chubby legs through?

You better get the Brougham Edition with the Continental kit.

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PleaseHonk 16 points ago +16 / -0

What happened to Chunk, he got bloat

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Musicbymuzak 10 points ago +10 / -0

She posted some whining article yesterday on one of the fashion rags about how hard it is with Orange Man as president and how we're all going to die

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Jakebob70 9 points ago +9 / -0

Repealing Net Neutrality already killed us all, I thought.

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Simple_Doot 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ghost of my ghost runs my T_D.W accont.

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racecar 18 points ago +18 / -0

Now I want to watch Fargo again

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Lemongrass5 8 points ago +8 / -0

"THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING TURKS CONSERVATIVE! I DON'T LIKE THAT!"

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Comntrinchief 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did he lose his primary?

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Comntrinchief 6 points ago +6 / -0

?????????????

Praise Kek!

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

Such a huge platform and he can't even get anyone to vote for him.

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NoStumpyTrumpy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes

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Lemongrass5 6 points ago +6 / -0

What did she call him "utter garbage, " for believing in the bern?

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Ralphtherobot 11 points ago +12 / -1

They've been primed for the last 4 years. Completely set up for Reddits money drive.

I think that the Bernie Donation drives are Reddits biggest earner. I think they get a cut and it's more money that they make in the 3 years between elections. That's why they kicked us out.

Ever notice how much fundraising went on in Trump subs? Ever notice how they kicked us off for hate speech?

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Nonsensei 9 points ago +9 / -0

But 2016 wasn’t a REAL election. Same way REAL communism has never been tried.

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doodaddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's surreal to watch this but not have it about Trump. Arrested development in a man-sized body screaming and threatening and pounding.

I have to admit that part of me enjoys watching them go through the stress that they put us through.

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27Sandino 95 points ago +96 / -1

Lol Mr Russian collusion himself doesn't like it when the media is dishonest.

This is what I've been saying to progressives for years- there will come a day when you'll be on the receiving end of your own precedents.

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BernsWhenIPee [S] 78 points ago +78 / -0

Oh yeah, that's a common theme on the SandersForPresident subreddit right now. The media is corrupt... and dishonest... and has a clear agenda... and are nothing but DNC lackeys. Except when it comes to Trump, of course. When it comes to Trump, suddenly the media is unassailable... and honest... and unbiased... and non-partisan. Either that, or maybe these retards are suffering from a severe case of cognitive dissonance.

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Block_Helen 10 points ago +10 / -0

One of my favorites. RIP Crichton.

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Hudlum 3 points ago +3 / -0

God I love Crichton. What a g.

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16Sherman 12 points ago +12 / -0

LOL, just like the Dem's decision to go nuclear and make a 3/5 vote mean a simple majority in the Senate, idiots. They were so supremely confident that they would never lose Congress and the White House, such ignorance of reality on their part.

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killerbeblue 67 points ago +67 / -0

I watched some of this live while I watched the results come in. It was hilarious. chunk yogurt called for a war on the establishment right after MInnesota when for Biden.

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BernsWhenIPee [S] 43 points ago +44 / -1

My favorite part is Ben trying to calmly talk some sense into him: "Sure, you can tear down Biden, but if Bernie wants to become the nominee, and have any chance of beating Trump, he's going to have to..." To which the brown buffalo interrupts, and just continues 'sperging out. "Ben's right! He has to perform miracle after miracle after miracle to overcome media lies! Trench warfare! Trench warfare!"

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Unicron3 42 points ago +42 / -0

If Bern can't beat the establishment, how's he gonna beat the guy who beat the establishment in a rigged election?

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Presidentxi 24 points ago +24 / -0

Bernie can’t win because 1/4 of his base moves to trump after 2016. It’s over. In 2016 he had a legitimate shot. But the DNC screwed him and now it’s too late.

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Bob383 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yup, I’m one. I came here after 2016. Unfortunately I didn’t vote trump in 2016. But I didn’t vote Hillary either.

Edit: Well, not here here. Here didn’t exist yet lol

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Ryoten 8 points ago +9 / -1

LOL brown buffalo!!! OMG im dieing right now!

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ben is usually the voice of reason in that environment.

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfection, also the almost crying.... so beautiful

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SalParadise711 19 points ago +20 / -1

He should declare a war on peanut M&M's. Fucking tubby.

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JokeBiden 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek

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Brucesky420 6 points ago +6 / -0

Funny, he did the same thing in 2016. It's like I'm having flashbacks because Bernie bros either a) have short-term memory because they've been banging their head on the wall since 2016 or b) were too young to even know what happened in 2016

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DX5_ 51 points ago +51 / -0

This guy is tossing his tendies into orbit over biased dishonest media? That's fucking rich.

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LikeAWombatScorned 27 points ago +27 / -0

Yeah, he was spouting muh Russia collusion the whole time, but when the lies go against his own interests he's all of the sudden worried about MSM dishonesty.

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Hayride 16 points ago +16 / -0

He's crying about "the establishment" but he almost had a stroke in '16 when Hillary lost. He's also winding up the morons who somehow still believe his b.s. with violent rhetoric. I wonder if the Bernie Bros are going to take it out on the people who effed him over twice now or if they'll go after the MAGA crowd?

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fdagasfd 6 points ago +6 / -0

...After staunchly defending the media over 4 years of anti-Trump bullshit.

It's pathetic how ridiculously uphill a battle these smooth-brains have arranged for themselves.

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YDS2016 43 points ago +43 / -0

Prediction? Bernie suddenly starts demanding investigations into Biden's Ukraine dealings lol

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Bob383 37 points ago +37 / -0

Nope, Bernie is going to roll over. Just like 2016 with Hillary’s emails.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 29 points ago +29 / -0

After he drops out he’ll endorse Biden from the porch of his fourth house.

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Barbieblonde 13 points ago +13 / -0

As he walks to the wall and begins to adjust a tilted picture... he feels his time is at an end. "How long have you been standing there Bill?"

Bill Clinton's SS detail is nowhere to be seen, but one of their quick deploy sub machine guns is in view... clutched in the grizzled, liver spot riddle hands of the former President.

"Keep on looking at that painting Bernie... doesn't it need to to go up a little on the right?"

Bernie Sanders nods without turning his head and reaches for the corner of the frame... flashes of light in quick succession reflecting off the gloss of the oil painted canvas. 30 flashes in under two seconds.

The select fire assault weapon clatters to the floor and a gravely Arkansas drawl snarls and retreats out of the room. "Someone clean up this mess... but don't forget his left ear. Hillary isn't to be disappointed... as you all know."

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ladypede_killer 6 points ago +6 / -0

You should write

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Barbieblonde 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awe thanks! Accounting is my career at the moment, but I think my love of reading and film, especially historical fiction and military history, influences a lot of my story telling style. I've been told I was born too late in history, so many times. Though I am such a girly girl in most things, I have a feeling I would be more like G.I. Barbie, instead of a tough as nails soldier, no matter the time period.

I mentioned here once that as a drill instructor, that when one of my recruits made a mistake and needed discipline, I'd have them get a spanking so they would remember to not do it again. "Bend over my knee Marine and drop those trousers!" The Vets here said they, "would wholeheartedly approve my training methods." Lol.

Movie title : "Barbie Does Basic"

...wait that doesn't sound quite right! ; )

Thanks again!

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ladypede_killer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh boy. I bet that got a few cackles and an erect Private somewhere....no pun intended...

Seriously though, I get that "born too late in history" too, I guess a lot of us here do...some more than others definitely. I find enjoyment and wisdom in older literature and media and I try to emulate them...there's a lot of stuff that "clicks" with what I observe in modern society and behaviors....military history and fiction also interests ...and I've dabbled in writing as well....I'm being honest, I swear. Lol

I see a lot of these types of women in this community, who embrace their femininity and seem to be 100x more capable than their ideological counterparts. Love it.

MAGA on, doll.

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Barbieblonde 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice read, thanks for sharing! I stand by what Heinlein said about writing.

"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards." -- Robert A. Heinlein

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MrTrumpsWildRide 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah but he'll get another summah house out of it and another few million from a totally legitimate "book deal".

No refunds cucks.

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ImWithHurrDurr 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not a summer house, it's a camp, like everyone in Vermont has!

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Barbieblonde 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Book Deals" are the modern Savings and Loan, money laundering scheme from the 20th Century.

Get a load from a corrupt bank, never pay it back.

Today you get a signing bonus for a book that they buyers never read, let alone print.

Elite Publishing Industry : "No really it was digital copies, everything is above board!"

Uh huh. FBI what say you in this matter?

FBI : "Wait? What? We weren't paying attention. If it was important Reddit/CNN would have covered it and given us their report and marching orders. Otherwise we 'ain't interested in risking helping anyone they haven't vetted with a blue check mark. You Nazis are on your own."

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practicalize 32 points ago +32 / -0

Is this the dude who is pro-beastiality?

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LikeAWombatScorned 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yes, as long as the horse "comes to a conclusion ".

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commies0ride0free 9 points ago +9 / -0

I still “wat the fuck” cringe every time I think about that moment

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LikeAWombatScorned 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd love to see a parody of the No-No Square dance featuring farm animals shirking the advances of Cenk. ;)

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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 4 points ago +4 / -0

And it's "consensual" sex.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair he is part buffalo

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Duhmoment 25 points ago +25 / -0

“We need to go and kick their asses. Of course not physically, we’re progressives.”

  • Cenk
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MehNahMehNah 21 points ago +21 / -0

'Obama said the SAME EXACT THING!' (about Castro).... Whelp, all the more reason to reject Commie Sanders.

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BernsWhenIPee [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

No kidding. He says that as if it makes Sanders look better, instead of making Obama look worse. I also like how he thinks Trump winning an election is us "losing our democracy." This guy really knows how to pack every minute chock-full of retardation.

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Stegosaurus_Soup 2 points ago +2 / -0

how can we lose something we never had?

Were a Democratic Republic.

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Titan107 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Trump said the opposite.

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AdeptTrump 19 points ago +19 / -0

A revolution involves work, Bernie Bros don't know the meaning.

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Bob383 13 points ago +13 / -0

Also it would require guns, they’re armed with bongs and dildos.

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SalParadise711 6 points ago +7 / -1

And Funkopops

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Beat_to_Quarters 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's incredible how they go 180 and start complaining about how biased and unfair the media is to their preferred candidate the instant it happens to them, after mocking Trump for saying it the whole time. "If Bernie had said what Biden said the media would be ripping Bernie up. It's not fair. They're all protecting Biden." Join the club you asshole. You're still a libshit commie.

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nazereth1 16 points ago +16 / -0

Any compilations available? I don't want to give TYT any views.

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TrumpLovesPussy 8 points ago +10 / -2

it's worth the watch

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NeoPepe 7 points ago +9 / -2

They are going bankrupt anyways.

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jive-ass-turkey 8 points ago +8 / -0

*Anyway.

Don't give them ad revenue when they need it most. Finish them.

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AllAmericanAdonis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Offset it by using Ublock Origin chrome extension on Brave Browser (dump Chrome) and then disliking the video. That'll hurt them more then one view.

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Jakefoy92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait a day or so for Dame Pesos to make one

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Liberty_Ship 11 points ago +11 / -0

Grimace is a lot angrier than I remember from my childhood. Somebody get him a Happy Meal!

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NeoPepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

TYT post-election meltdowns are funnier than any SNL skit.

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Bob383 7 points ago +7 / -0

It hasn’t peaked yet. I would bet it’s not even half way up the peak

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same, but his tears are my favorite. Can’t believe he almost cried already

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polmaldova 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well bois! It's TRENCH WAREFARE! The progressives are gonna go to war! I hope I don't get drafted, mustard gas is a nasty piece of business!

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istirabalegina1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow, its fascinating how the far left sounds like Rush Limbaugh or Mark Levin railing against the MSM. Sounds like the left establishment has two enemies now. And the far left has more in common with the right than with the establishment. Fascinating.

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Bob383 5 points ago +6 / -1

It’s up to them to decide that destroying the legacy media is more important than men with beards wearing a dress and using the women’s bathroom. Until they do, they’re going to continue to back the guy that will roll over when he’s cheated

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JamesSunderland 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sink Sewer

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seniorpede 7 points ago +7 / -0

(speaking about MSM lying about Biden's record): "We all have to collectively go and kick their g-d asses.

Of course, not physically - we're progressives."

Spit my damn coffee all over my keyboard...

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ProperJimmy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Inject this straight into my veins. Can't wait for the montages of their 11/03/2020 meltdown. It will make 2016 look tame.

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MainAd5 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never heard of this moslem until after the election

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RastaPopulous1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sweaty kabob merchant must feel like he is in a time loop of losing.

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Kekistani-American 4 points ago +4 / -0

Upvoting this from 269 was painful.

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Yawnz13 4 points ago +5 / -1

Cenk still hasn't realized that both he and Bernie are part of the establishment.

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BitcoinTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

THANK YOU. This is exactly what I wanted to see this morning after hearing about Mark Dice talk about it.

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DonnieT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because modern day Turkey or something that makes no sense.

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BoughtByBloomberg 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Dame Pesos compilation is going to be AMAZING!

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DestroyerofCobwebs 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Of course not physically, we're progressives."

LOLOLOLOLOL. That shit's hilarious for about 4 different reasons. Top Kek, Mr. Genocide Apologist.

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project1985 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had to leave my desk at work after he said that. Fucking hilarious. So pathetic.

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WassermanSchultz 3 points ago +4 / -1

lol I saw this mentioned in a thread somewhere but couldn't find it. Thanks!

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Hometown1620 2 points ago +2 / -0

How come he didn't mention how he got his dick knocked in the dirt. In the 25th district last night lmao

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NYforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ehh don't link directly to his channel. We don't need to send him traffic.

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Threebabies 2 points ago +2 / -0

is it just me, or is this guy the liberal version of Alex Jones? (Alex jones is my spirit animal btw)

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DestroyerofCobwebs 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's more or less exactly what he is.

Also, Bill Maher is the liberal version of Ann Coulter.

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mrgreencard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone mirror this? Don’t give them clicks lol

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Buffalo is sweating like a .. buffalo in Saudi Arabian desert.

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Titan107 2 points ago +2 / -0

When i see this clown I think of his "debate" with Tucker Carlson. Ya know, the one where he tried for 10 minutes and then shut up the rest of the time, as Tucker completely educated everyone there for the remaining hour. Cunt Anger is a total clown.

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Colliri3 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's Bullshit!!!

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monochromedout 2 points ago +2 / -0

He literally was going to war on election night 2016. And they spent four years with Trump on the brain. They could have built a new party and made sure that the shit was scrapped off the shoe.

But they left the rot and now the whole thing is compromised. 2020 will be the death of the Obama/Clinton wing aka the modern DNC. They should support Trump so that it's a massacre and the establishment has to flee the country.

Then they can build it back up however they see fit for 2024 and beyond.

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cerno’s way off his game lately.

Said this guy would be a force running for Congress and that Bloomberg could change the game.

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nunyadangbidness 1 point ago +1 / -0

So I work with a Bernie bro and we occasionally talk a little politics. I was puzzled about his sudden disdain for the MSM but now I get it. I knew he was a Chunk follower and, after watching this, I can't wait to stoke that anti MSM fire. FWIW, I've also caught him watching The View on his phone. He's very confused and misinformed.

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MeSewCorny 1 point ago +1 / -0

A civil war is brewing.

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RiskFactor 1 point ago +1 / -0

My God...the tears are delicious.

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saltymethods 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Cenk is promoting a civil war." -Quoting this for a friend.

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sacjones 1 point ago +1 / -0

Late to the party but that was great! Watching a bunch of lefties screaming about how the MS lies was more salt then I should absorb in a month.

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Satanas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is he calling for violence?

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DontWeFolks 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Incredibly E-moral"

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HitleryRodentClinton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Water Buffalo is having a bad day, wonderful!

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christ93_1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some must watch content here