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posted ago by AlphaOmegaFlash +2830 / -0
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Cliffinati 124 points ago +125 / -1

You get what you fucking deserve

How they fell for the same scam twice is beyond me

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_Ghost_Void_ 57 points ago +59 / -2

But my free weed and dildos!

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Ralphtherobot 24 points ago +25 / -1

Trudeau literally won an election with "Much Weed". How Canadians could literally sell their votes for drugs is beyond me.

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DatNewbChemist 22 points ago +23 / -1

Canadians have been disappointing me for years now. Looking at Canada is like catching a glimpse of an America that went down the overly PC path - a weaker world power that's an afterthought on the world stage after listing many other countries, a nation that doesn't value basic liberties and a population largely too stupid to understand why these freedoms are so necessary, a place so deprived of champions for individual freedoms that people don't bat an eye when it becomes illegal to say "hurtful speech", the list goes on.

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IntrepidBurger 2 points ago +2 / -0

California is still somewhat bound by that pesky Constitution. Canada literally jailed a man the other day for saying his 14 year old daughter was girl and not a boy.

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Ralphtherobot 6 points ago +7 / -1

Toronto and Vancouver are nuts. It's like a city wide competition to seek out things to get offended by. I saw a BLM protest in Toronto protesting the Canadian government for about a movement in another country. Like what was the expectation?

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DatNewbChemist 5 points ago +5 / -0

If we're talking about protests, my favorite was seeing some local chapter of some lame Nobody Gives A Shit lefty group try and ride the coattails of a city supported event. The city regularly holds this event, brings in bands, food, sets up a beer garden, all that. Well obviously these protesters were able to realize that they had zero hope of anyone coming to attend an event just for them and whatever their stupid cause was, so they instead decided to ruin an event that wasn't even remotely associated with them and waste tax payer dollars in the process. There were like five or six of these losers huddled up in a corner of the festival, all dressed to the nines with ever-so-catchy t-shirts and with their little picket signs, but the coup de grace was a giant sign depicting a dead ICE agent with something like "The only good one is a dead one" written underneath.

So, not only did these little shits insist on trying to make this city sponsored general festival about them, but they brought that garbage in with them and proudly broadcasted it to all the children playing, all the police just doing the rounds, all the people just out to enjoy the day. I still hope those little dipshits ended up hurting their cause more than they realize. I heard A LOT of people making very unflattering comments as they walked by.

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CountryState_of_Mind 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well said

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LiveFreeOrMeme01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope. The governor was hated, unfairly, over Flint water. He was a never Trumper milquetoast, and that didn't help. So when his Lt. Gov ran, he couldn't overcome the issues he inherited. Weed just frosted that cake.

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MrPostie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where can I read more about this "weed frosting" you speak of?

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DigitalFulcrum 0 points ago +1 / -1

I agree, and I think weed sucks but the issue of having to be criminalized for a drug as harmful as alcohol ( for DUI reasons) and less dangerous as cigarettes is one of the biggest double standards we've been holding onto for a long time.

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Ralphtherobot 2 points ago +3 / -1

No argument here pal. Weeds completely fine, as is booze.

But imagine if you were a single issue voter and that single issue was booze. You'd probably be thought of as an alcoholic, and for good reason.

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LostViking1985 1 point ago +2 / -1

Muh CBD CuReS eVeRtHiNg!1

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Mesquite_Thorn 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fist in the air, other hand in your pocket... all while funneling campaign money to his wife's media buy company. Bernie is a scummy piece of shit.

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matt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Two genders, two terms, two knees to get kneecapped.

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cook_does 52 points ago +52 / -0

I went to vote yesterday, and it was a real eye opener. They divide the polling place by Conservative/Democrat and every single white male in the Democrat line was a meme. Either short and skinny, overweight with a manga/henti T-shirt or video game logo t-shirt, or long haired stoner. The women were something else. My wife's comment was, 'the meme's are real'

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SalParadise711 15 points ago +16 / -1

Return of the Living Memes

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RiverFenix 11 points ago +11 / -0

A Meme Too Far

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18-to-life 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pro Tip. Always keep more a minimum 6 foot distance between yourself and any Leftist.

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have a T-Shirt with the American flag with an eagle flying out in front of it with claws extended for when I go voting.

I'm hoping to trigger a hypersensitive lib with it someday.

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BoughtByBloomberg 44 points ago +44 / -0

Remember these are mentally troubled people. Unemployed. In debt. College dropouts or self diagnosed autists. People who made the huge sacrifice of not buying the latest Jump Man for Bing Bing Wahoo machine so they could donate to Bernard.

And it was ALL money down the drain! Even worse! Knowing Bernard Sanderson he'll cuck to whoever the nominee is and fund their campaign through DNC contributions like he did with Hillary!

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Data 16 points ago +16 / -0

And it was ALL money down the drain! Even worse! Knowing Bernard Sanderson he'll cuck to whoever the nominee is and fund their campaign through DNC contributions like he did with Hillary!

That has always been the plan, now just as it was in 2016. Bernie getting another lake house. ? Thanks cucks!

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Vegans4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is what happens when you don't teach your kids basic responsibility and wipe their ass til their 22. They grow up to be adults who want the government to be their new mom and dad and take care of everything for them

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Ammosexual 30 points ago +30 / -0

That’s just the desk dildo for display purposes. The other one is firmly in place.

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HeavenlyMystery 12 points ago +14 / -2

Bernie bros are faggots.

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Mesquite_Thorn 10 points ago +11 / -1

Why do you have to insult faggots like that?

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Deport shill. Memes and great ideas are what made Trump win the 2016 election. If you don't get that you are as brain dead as you proport us to be.

Who is the "adult" you plan to vote for? A pedophile with alzerheimers? Or hoping one of his handlers will do?

Don't let the door hit you on the way out cuck.

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MissileToad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree. Save it for the actual faggots. Just show your maturity by calling people "cum brains" instead.

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cook_does 5 points ago +5 / -0

That one is just a mini version of the one he is sitting on. So much soy.

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RiverFenix 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sanders was actually the stronger candidate in 2016. It was pretty awesome when Hillary stole the nomination as we knew she would.

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RastaPopulous1 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's happening again. History if repeating itself. Now Bernie just needs to cuck and give his money to the establishment and the circle is complete.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Prove that Russia rigged the election."

"WELL EVERYBODY JUST KNOWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

"Wow, pretty solid proof right there. Ever consider being a trial lawyer?"

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Vlorg 2 points ago +2 / -0

it alway amaze me how despite the media extreme biais ( even the bernie bro hate CNN now), google meddling with search result, reddit censoring sub, bloomberg dropping a billion on election and so on... they are worried about Russia interferance.

Do all big country try to influence eachother election? Surely yeah.

Is it more meaningfull that what our private corp / tech oligarch are doing? no.

and that's before we start talking about dead people voting.

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SpezsWifesBull 8 points ago +8 / -0

When Bernie gets cheated out of the nomination AGAIN, those fucking cucks will swear to god they’ll never vote for Biden or Bloomberg, and then Bernie will come kissing the toes of the very DNC that cucked him. Bernie will tell his supporters to vote for Biden.

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SteveHuffmanCuckman 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's already a lot of people in the sanders subshit who are raging and vowing to vote Trump. Biden already gave away any pro 2a votes with his remark about putting Beto in charge of gun laws. It's amazing watching the dumpster fire that is the DNC shit all over itself.

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahh, just like last time Hahah. Shame there isn't a T_D for the defectors to flock to.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder how many of that "we" are actually Redditors outside of the USA just trying to push the socialist agenda forward and making it look like a lot of Americans want socialism.

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are foreigners running campaign offices and eurocuck flags on commenters on the subreddit so you're not far off.

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Ralphtherobot 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I sold my switch to my wife's boyfriend to get money to donate to Bernie! And he lost!"

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johnrambo 5 points ago +5 / -0

At least shims still got zheir dildo. Poor whatever the fuck it is.

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LtColVindmansVagina 3 points ago +3 / -0

That part of the Pic had me dying

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JCMG 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol. Who the fuck thought that weak ass bernie was going to win?

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mentally ill Bernie bros

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Mesquite_Thorn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shouldn't that dildo be in his ass?

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you really think that?

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McFatty7 4 points ago +4 / -0

When will the Bernouts realize that the DNC only used Bernie to act as a fundraiser for the DNC?

Jeez.

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Ishaye 4 points ago +4 / -0

The saltgasm from these little pinko dipshits sustains me.

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Went for some morning salt at the bernie for prez sub and they're complaining about how people waited in line past midnight to vote. And that it's somehow the Republicans fault because it must be part of their dastardly plan to disenfranchise minorities or something.

In California... -_- You can't make this shit up.

"I live in a conservative area so it's easy to vote here. Now if I were in the poorer areas it'd probably be a different story sadly"

How fucking tonedeaf can one get?

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wouldn't the conservative areas be the ones holding up the line to keep minorities from voting, if conservatives were truly the ones trying to cause election issues?

Why is it always Democrats who suffer these inconveniences? /s

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Donut521 3 points ago +3 / -0

Words can’t describe how much I love this image lmao

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twoterms 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was gonna share this... then i noticed.. ?

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notjaffo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep bullying Chapo at the polls! It's working!

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Super_degenerate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Inb4 Bernie buys another summer house with their money

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1st_Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can feel the rage in the poor npc Bernie bro. His body language tells a tale of butt hurt and pain.

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The69thBrokage 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need to special soylent cap opening to in this too for 100% accuracy

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minotaurbeach 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Deep state treats its' colleagues like sh*t. There is actually a category of 'Not Worth Suicide-ing" , in the Democratic party.

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AFJtot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are they back on suicide watch yet?

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Fredo_Cuomo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Look! It's a boy! It's a girl! It's a ...

N O N B I N A R Y

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droden 2 points ago +2 / -0

QuantumNary. they are a superposition of all possible quantum sexual states all at once.

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Indianapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which gender is this?

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minotaurbeach 1 point ago +1 / -0

All 50 of them. It is called a 'woke chimera'.

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ClarenceBeeks 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean they aren’t going to equally redistribute all the money??? Biden is getting all the money I sent?

It’s going to be glorious!

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MAGA_CENTIPEDE 1 point ago +1 / -0

bern boys are suicidal today NO REFUNDS SOY BOYS

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nachos_bell_grande 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just sent this to my best friend. He said “ that dong is way too small to be accurate”. Hahahahaha

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pursuitoftruth1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor NPC...spent all his money on Bernie and now he's feeling the bern of a orchestrated effort to remove Stalin Sanders from the election.

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BolshevikBernie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am soooo tempted to take out another school loan just to donate it to Sanders campaign... I really hope someone is able to match me

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MetallicOpeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

wait is it official is sanders out?

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

No but he might as well be

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BishopofBlackpool 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like Jeremy Corbyn here in the UK. Glastonbury festival is full of idiots singing "woo Jeremy Corbyn", but back in the real world people didn't want all their hard earned pay funding free stuff for layabouts.

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MI_Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Match me!

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AslanFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would love to upvote except for the dildo.

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cuckoftheirish 1 point ago +1 / -0

REEEE THEY STOLE IT BY USING MATH AND COUNTING VOTES! REEEE! Trump supporters are real and show up to vote yet we're called Russian bots. Russian Bots support Bernie and you know they're that because they can't vote! Trump supporters are Silent Majority, Bernie supporters are Russian Bots and the proof is in the votes.

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ticl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am procuring salt mining equipment and would need a small lian of tendies.

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LostViking1985 0 points ago +1 / -1

Bernouts could've put those tens of dollars towards paying off that $140K Underwater Basket-weaving degree. Or more weed.