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posted ago by AlphaOmegaFlash ago by AlphaOmegaFlash +1924 / -0
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Kong2000 37 points ago +37 / -0

It would be free of charge too.

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LatitudeofMind 23 points ago +23 / -0

Gubmint funded

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commies0ride0free 25 points ago +25 / -0

Sir, what we do here at Commies Ride Free is purely charitable and humanitarian, done out of the goodness of our hearts.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 26 points ago +26 / -0

Gravity is the only cure for communism.

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Umilmi81 19 points ago +19 / -0

Watch that first step, it's a doozy. (Upvoting any comment in this chain is a bannable offense on reddit)

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MainAd5 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ya'll gotta stop now... I can't breathe!!

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MrTrumpsWildRide 11 points ago +11 / -0

The trip up to 15,000 feet is free, but the trip back down is not. Sadly for Bernie, he left everybody else's wallet back on the ground.

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Icanteven 3 points ago +3 / -0

Technically, you pay for the fuel / maintenance / etc costs of the helicopter ride up to 15,000 feet. The ride back to the ground is free... in a sense...

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MrTrumpsWildRide 1 point ago +1 / -0

What I mean is that we pay for that helicopter ride up not Bernie, so it is "free" as in socialism.

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Pelviskick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats the ONE thing Bernie doesn't want to be free.

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youregaylol 29 points ago +30 / -1

FUCK YES LET'S BRING BACK PHYSICAL REMOVAL

YOU CAN'T RUN

YOU CAN'T HIDE

YOU'RE GOING FOR A HELICOPTER RIDE

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nBob20 1 point ago +17 / -16

RIP /r/Physical_Removal

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Icanteven 5 points ago +5 / -0

remove kebab

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kcfreels 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was all helicopter memes and Rafal Ganowicz.

Paradise.

The only good Communist is a dead Communist.

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Troll 2 points ago +2 / -0

<3

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Banzaii 17 points ago +18 / -1

Pinochet saved Chile. He gave the economy and the government back to the people and took out the commies. God bless Pinochet and the people of Chile

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SenorTrumpo 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm originally from Chile. We need Pinochet more than ever. Fk these commies

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't know a whole lot about him but everything I have heard sounds pretty good. Free helicopter rides!

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Rookie_2 16 points ago +16 / -0

Comrade Bernie seems a bit worried

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Drewniverse 13 points ago +13 / -0

Comrads, it is time to lift off. Collectively Make helicopter noises with your lips.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

Uncle Augusto is my co-pilot.

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Rusty520 2 points ago +2 / -0

FIRE UP THE ROTORS

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Choppa_Pilot 10 points ago +10 / -0

FREE HELICOPTER RIDES FOR ALL COMMUNISTS

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cgiles98 4 points ago +4 / -0

Name checks out.

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OldHickorysFlintlock 8 points ago +8 / -0

No refunds! No life vests!

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commies0ride0free 6 points ago +6 / -0

Commies Ride Free!!

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SalParadise711 5 points ago +6 / -1

I was expecting it to be Kobe's helicopter pilot or the Germanwings lunatic.

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DicksOutForPepe16 4 points ago +4 / -0

Best fucking meme I've seen in months.

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DudeNoOne 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pinochet is my copilot

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're gonna need a Chinook for all those Bernie Bros!

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SenorTrumpo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pinochet, we miss you and need you back in the motherland.

These commies should get the Pinochet scholarship

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MyopicVitriol 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meme of The Month right here folks.

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cuckslasher 3 points ago +3 / -0

feels good to have the spicy memes back frens

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loric4882 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm amazed at the shit that ISN'T getting censored!

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GGJanitor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somebody missed his flight

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Welcometodapartypal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doc Brown: “Where we’re going, you don’t need a parachute.”

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fadingecho 2 points ago +2 / -0

ha!

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

HO LE FUC that was SPICY ROLL

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NonyaDB 2 points ago +2 / -0

Free Chopper Rides Don't Lie.

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FakeNametag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get to da choppa!

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nBob20 -3 points ago +13 / -16

Shh, just gravity now