You put a box of those on top of the ice in your team cooler and at the end of baseball practice you’ve got a nice refreshing snack waiting for you. We’re pretty wholesome out here in America. Coastal elites and Hollywood sickos would love for us to feel self-conscious about that sort of thing. I’m proud of it. Trump 2020
I’m not a fan of supporting The Girl Scouts anymore and will happily go with the big corporate version any day of the week now. A friend’s little sister is in The Girl Scouts and they’re pushing some agenda bullshit on them that I’m not cool funding.
Go out, have fun, learn life skills, but keep politics out of it. These children are impressionable and naive and the leaders know it and are completely taking advantage of it. I can’t in good conscience fund a group doing that.
The DNC was probably pissed to see those 6 delegates going to Bloomberg instead of Biden. They needed those to futher that gap between Biden and Sanders.
I believe those are Samoa cookies sold by the Girl Scouts, and Bloomberg won American Samoa, and that's Bloomberg's face on Jeb's body, who remember is quite the guac merchant. Maybe Mike can sell GS cookies on the side.
Imagine spending 700 million dollars to be embarrassed at a National level, humiliated by pathetic Democrat Candidates like Pocahontas on T.V, and essentially paying for the nickname "Mini-Mike" for all eternity. We're reaching Bernie levels of cuckage here.
Little know fact: Judd’s Crater was renamed in honor of American actress Ashley Judd. The original name of the location, “Poon’a es Funkee”, was known as a collection point for dead fish and rotten sea kelp.
Actually it's kind of nice in the territories such as Guam, American Samoa, etc. because the GOP & Dems are primarily the native islanders, so the whole identity politics thing especially when it comes to race becomes completely useless. Lefties get confused when they get there :)
I always advocate for strong islands and want to see strong coalitions between them wherever possible..this "win" of his serves to call attention right where its needed most. What the hell #AMSAM wht is going on there?
ballsackeyes? LOL, what a name.... you must be a George Soros alt!
Seriously, whats up with Soros having a nutsack under each eye ball? Its terrifying.
I thought it was strange that he would insult a U.S. territory.
Looks that way!
Cookies shown actual size
LMFAO!
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It's funny because it's true.
Did he promise them free SPAM? We may never know.
700m in cookies would have been a more worthwhile investment imo
Maybe for creepy Joe - he heard that if you buy 5 boxes, the girlscouts will let you smell their hair.
Don’t sleep on those cookies though!
You put a box of those on top of the ice in your team cooler and at the end of baseball practice you’ve got a nice refreshing snack waiting for you. We’re pretty wholesome out here in America. Coastal elites and Hollywood sickos would love for us to feel self-conscious about that sort of thing. I’m proud of it. Trump 2020
Somoas are good, for sure, but their Keebler counterparts are better imo
I’m not a fan of supporting The Girl Scouts anymore and will happily go with the big corporate version any day of the week now. A friend’s little sister is in The Girl Scouts and they’re pushing some agenda bullshit on them that I’m not cool funding.
Go out, have fun, learn life skills, but keep politics out of it. These children are impressionable and naive and the leaders know it and are completely taking advantage of it. I can’t in good conscience fund a group doing that.
Thin Mints. That is all.
The DNC was probably pissed to see those 6 delegates going to Bloomberg instead of Biden. They needed those to futher that gap between Biden and Sanders.
First time since 2016 I have these freedom boner from these spicy memes!
Completely lost on this one. What did Bloomberg say?!
I believe those are Samoa cookies sold by the Girl Scouts, and Bloomberg won American Samoa, and that's Bloomberg's face on Jeb's body, who remember is quite the guac merchant. Maybe Mike can sell GS cookies on the side.
There's a lot to unpack in this picture!
Memeception
He won American Samoa
Fringer lickin' good!
Imagine spending 700 million dollars to be embarrassed at a National level, humiliated by pathetic Democrat Candidates like Pocahontas on T.V, and essentially paying for the nickname "Mini-Mike" for all eternity. We're reaching Bernie levels of cuckage here.
Mini mike real spending was closer to a Billion! You are quoting just his TV and Radio buys.
Our memes are so much better outside of Reddit!
The Spice is flowing pedes. It may be time for the family atomics.
THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED
Mini Mike is now the ruler of the micro "state". The question is.. can he fit his office cubicle in there?
Top KEK!
Please Clap!
They are Caramel Delights you bigots! How dare you!?
Little know fact: Judd’s Crater was renamed in honor of American actress Ashley Judd. The original name of the location, “Poon’a es Funkee”, was known as a collection point for dead fish and rotten sea kelp.
We need a Saul Goodman American Samoa meme for Bloomberg.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!!
I had those ones just last week.
250 million dollars a cookie!!!
Actually it's kind of nice in the territories such as Guam, American Samoa, etc. because the GOP & Dems are primarily the native islanders, so the whole identity politics thing especially when it comes to race becomes completely useless. Lefties get confused when they get there :)
Pago pago your tula, little Mike!
American Samoa was counting on you Bloomie. And you let them dooown.
I always advocate for strong islands and want to see strong coalitions between them wherever possible..this "win" of his serves to call attention right where its needed most. What the hell #AMSAM wht is going on there?
Gosh where I live 175 boxes of Samoans costs about 900 bucks. I guess in NYC they cost a billion dollars. New York sure sounds expensive!!!!!