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Slicer 238 points ago +240 / -2

Oh I'm sure that won't be weaponized in short order.

Holy shit Reddit gets worse every day.

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mong04 175 points ago +175 / -0

You mean you're not already reporting everyone on the bernie sub for self harm? ??

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Gene04 115 points ago +115 / -0

Damn what an amazing idea. I Better put on some music and get to work.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 112 points ago +113 / -1

Don't forget the tranny subs if you can stomach it, since they're literally self harming and need to be put on suicide watch.

Not joking.

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americathegr888 51 points ago +52 / -1

Or the pedo sub, AgePlayPenPals (fucking want to puke just thinking about it).

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xiao_maga_part2 42 points ago +42 / -0

I’ll take your word for it. That is a rabbit hole I’m not prepared to go down.

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dastumer 17 points ago +17 / -0

That one was banned a while ago

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mugatucrazypills 28 points ago +28 / -0

spez probably just set it to private

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americathegr888 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'm genuinely surprised, Reddit LOVES their pedos.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 15 points ago +15 / -0

According to the Williams Institute and American Foundation for Suicide Prevention, it's actually 48% before 50 years old.

And that study was from 2014. I read in one article it's up to 50% now but cannot find what it was citing; there is so much noise and propaganda around this topic it's disturbingly hard to fact check these days. Search engine crawlers are being heavily biased due to their creators - such as Google - being pro-mental illness.

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FliesTheFlag 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes it is disgusting. Saw a thread with surgeries for male and female, yea I'd fuckin kill myself too.

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Gene04 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yea I can't stomach it unfortunately, maybe a /b/ warrior can get in there on that.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ohhh no, not me! That's one of the main reasons I left /b/ and moved in at The_Donald (and now, here.) The transvestite-shilling/indoctrination at /b/ is constant.

>do not want

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severence 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you really want to die I'm not going to get in your way.

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AutumnCrystal7777777 9 points ago +9 / -0

Now we aren't the chew toy a lot of dumb fucks that were cheering when 'the other' was up against it will find themselves at the sharp end of the spear...and likely deserve it.

I would kill myself before putting my mental health in Reddit hands, the idea of the most irresponsible company I know playing psychiatrist would be hilarious if it wasn't so utterly not funny at all. And lets just keep the FBI in the loop too ffs, wtf.

No brain, no shame.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Technically this should also cut down on the drama, right?

LOL

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

>Drama Llama Ding Dongs

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Icanteven 36 points ago +36 / -0

sad to say, he's right

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wethedownvoted 15 points ago +15 / -0

I wonder if reddit psychological reporting could be used as justification to invoke red flag laws.

Would makes weaponization of this new feature far more sinister.

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MAGAngelo 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s a terrifying, yet important thought/question!!

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SwampDrainerLocal911 24 points ago +24 / -0

Support / 12-step groups are the best options these days. No records, no co-pays, just people that have traveled the same road and give a shit enough to share their own experiences.

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RickySpanish 9 points ago +9 / -0

You could just do what the narrator did in fight club and use an alias every time lol

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MAGAngelo 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am jacks lack of surprise.

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RallyinStJohnsWood 4 points ago +4 / -0

"it's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee."

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SwampDrainerLocal911 5 points ago +5 / -0

Theoretically they could, but the desire the preserve anonymity is a powerful means of separating bullshit allegations from those where a person states what they are going to do to someone. If the allegations are bullshit most will refuse to get involved in corroborating their story.

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TychoDurandal 3 points ago +5 / -2

12-step gloryhole?

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was going to suggest this as well. A therapist wanted to know how much I could afford and if I had weapons/firearms. After one free AA meeting I had numerous people offer to counsel me for free. Nobody deserves to be excluded from help if they seek it.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 1 point ago +1 / -0

AA, the basis of most 12-step programs started around 1930. There’s a ton of wisdom and life-changing info to be had.

What’s funny is that the more you read 12-step materials, the more you realize that Socialism meets the definition of codependency!

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NuclearDreams 15 points ago +16 / -1

All this comes from the same party that wants to "promote mental health awareness" as well, which is a laugh. Sure go see the doctor and discuss your emotional feelings then have your rights slowly stripped away from you while you are strung up on anti-depressants and addictive anti-anxiety medication.

This is exactly the same thing that happened in Europe. Infuse the population with happy pills so they won't notice the growing migrant crisis or the fact that they can't even own a proper knife anymore.

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anon1011101 6 points ago +7 / -1

Literally millions of people in the US are ticking time bombs doped up on SSRIs and Xanax. What happens if they can't get their meds all of a sudden?

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hikfromstik 5 points ago +6 / -1

They'll have a seizure if they cold turkey a benzo from prolonged use followed by months of physical and mental symptoms. Never take anxiety meds more than a few days or you'll increase chances of becoming dependent .

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ElGuapo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Reddit at this point is 50% porn and 50% Communist trash.

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infowarrior76 5 points ago +5 / -0

This site feels like the old T_D. <3

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wuhamburger 1 point ago +1 / -0

It sure is nice not to be on there anymore!

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SgtThoughtCrime2020 42 points ago +42 / -0

Geez, try to help a fellow human out, and you get called out as a troll! Not Nice!

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tcriv 7 points ago +11 / -4

that comment gets posted to r/wallstreetbets in the same manner (when the market takes a bad turn) and its generally well received there.

sad

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FliesTheFlag 5 points ago +5 / -0

WSB love that shithole, I don't trade but love seeing the big swings some of them people can do with options, and the downfalls.

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MLGS 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's really gratifying when you pick up fan club members like that, but at the same time, having to carefully make sure you've never left any crumbs that might lead to them trying to stalk your family is a little irritating.

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Ogtsince92 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have messaged liberals in the past after about a year, because they told me I was an idiot, etc. for thinking Trump would win in 2016. It was very gratifying, but I wouldn't say I was stalking them. I took a screen shot of there name and looked them up after. I have some saved for after this election as well.

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Troll 0 points ago +1 / -1

Did he mention "Samson Looms"?

Wondering if we knew the same 'character.'

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xiao_maga_part2 11 points ago +11 / -0

They probably just need to learn a trade and seek full time employment.

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undercovermaga 5 points ago +5 / -0

like for example, self-teaching the art of writing programming languages

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cornbreadzmb 16 points ago +16 / -0

They want us to die, your wives and children raped and murdered, and your society completely destroyed. No, they don’t care how we feel.

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Ogtsince92 8 points ago +8 / -0

Unfortunately after a long time of reading posts and speaking with people I came to the conclusion that this is 100% true. I may have a very strong disliking to liberals but I don’t wish them dead. They on the other hand would take a lot of joy in killing us in cold blood, because they actually believe they are in some sort of war against actual Nazis.

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McFatty7 49 points ago +49 / -0

Jeez, the Chinese investors into Reddit really love making liberals incredibly pussified, don't they?

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Aquamine-Amarine 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't the Chinese have a word specifically for white liberals?

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TruthyBrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

A vastly underused term in the West.

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1776-or-1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

The CCP doesn't quite understand MAGA. They fear it, but don't understand how to control it. Pulling the plug on an online forum tactic may get bent knees in China, but here? Sorry, CCP, only knees bending here the ones already bent sucking each other off.

Congratulations, you've enlisted thousands of spineless hive minded jellyfish.

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Iamnotademocrat 45 points ago +45 / -0

Pretty creepy.......the person is not a therapist at all...read on...more data collection to see how to manipulate the crowd...How do I know this person is on any of these boards....but gives data to the FBI...WTF...."American Association of Suicidology Conference, MIT Solve, and SXSW. While he is not permitted to share the details, Bob is occasionally tapped by the FBI to provide insight in data science, AI, ethics, and trends. Bob graduated from Colgate University and has an MA in Quantitative Methods from Columbia." In otherwords...yes master...yes Reddit oh guide me from the horror of the salt mines...

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fishbulbx 10 points ago +10 / -0

Red Flag Law

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Thrasymachus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yea that background struck me as incongruous as well...suicide data trends, eh?

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ExileOnRedditStreet 33 points ago +33 / -0

Just wait until Bernie endorses Biden. No refunds, bitches!!!

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genghis_khek 25 points ago +27 / -2

Bernie endorses Trump and says the DNC is rigged. Hillary has Bernie killed but gets caught and sent to prison. She cuts a plea deal exposing Bills history of rape. Alex Jones becomes the richest man in the world selling bone broth.

This is the ideal timeline.

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bernie endorsing Trump....the mere thought of it puts a big smile on the face. I can't begin to fathom the salt generated from that.

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Killer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can only get so hard but keep going

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Cameron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beautiful

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just woke my wife up laughing at this. Please consider making this into a children's book.

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nBob20 32 points ago +32 / -0

Moving forward, when you’re worried about someone in your community, or anywhere on Reddit, you can let us know in two ways:

Report the specific post or comment that worried you and select, Someone is considering suicide or serious self-harm. Visit the person’s profile and select, Get them help and support. (If you’re using Reddit on the web, click More Options first.) We’ll reach out to tell the person a fellow redditor is worried about them and put them in touch with Crisis Text Line’s trained Crisis Counselors.

Oooo!

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StarGirl 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is way too involved.

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nBob20 17 points ago +18 / -1

Sounds like it's time to use this against reddit

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Nrdrsr 18 points ago +18 / -0

Looks like I'll be using this feature quite often in r politics

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AutumnCrystal7777777 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's destroying his own business, by doing a 180` on his mission statement....yes, I fear for Spez, perhaps he should spend a bit of time in a rubber room, get his head together...

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MemeWarVeteran69 31 points ago +32 / -1

Can we please spam the shit out of suicidal and homicidal bernie bros?

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here2red 26 points ago +26 / -0

"struggling to get pregnant"

I can help with that!

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Major_Nutt 17 points ago +17 / -0

Of course they're struggling to get pregnant. They can't even figure out basic biology and how it relates to reproduction.

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IntrepidBurger 17 points ago +17 / -0

"I've been trying to get pregnant for a year and nothing gives. Should I have my boyfriend handle my dick differently or will that make no difference?"

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residue69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gotta put it in the front hole.

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skygz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a STRONG BEAUTIFUL TRANS WOMAN and you CANNOT tell me that I can't have a child with my TRANS HUSBAND, bigot ?

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Winterds001 23 points ago +23 / -0

looooooool

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KekistanPM 22 points ago +22 / -0

"...From awws and memes, to politics, fantasy leagues...."

Most of the time their political posters tend to live in or desperately desire to live in fantasies...

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or anyone who won't reply before looking at your post history over the last three years, lol

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NuclearDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hell half of the comments I start to make on there, even the innocuous ones, I give up on and erase halfway through because I start thinking...who gives a shit. I have better things to spend my energy on during the day and especially at work I have very little time to sit there and just spout out post after post.

I've had times where I responded to a guy who posted 8 hours ago and one minute after my response he replied. Maybe just coincidental timing but damn it all if I dont think most of the trolls there have nothing better to do but just hit refresh every five seconds just waiting for someone to give them attention.

And usually I cut off my arguments after one or two posts. I no longer even try to convince anyone of anything there. It's no use and is a waste of time. I'm just there to troll or make sarcastic comments, not spend an eternity wrapped up in a debate with someone.

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MAGA_Doge 20 points ago +20 / -0

TDS

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DiscoStu 19 points ago +19 / -0

A couple of things.

First, it's not a bad idea. Reddit has a huge audience and they will have a ton of people who are on the edge like that and this could help.

Second. It's going to be swamped by Bernie supporters who can't understand why I don't want to spend my money on their problems and that's fucking hilarious.

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Aquamine-Amarine 4 points ago +4 / -0

I do agree it could be a good idea to get help for those who are really suffering from mental health issues... however, being depressed over your candidate losing in a primary shouldn't make you depressed and suicidal. These people are ignorant and immature. I hate how they claim they suffer from mental health issues when they really don't, they're just being pussies. I'm sure some of us here (like myself) actually do have terrible depression or anxiety, and we look at these people in annoyance and disdain for making light of these serious issues. These people love to play the victim, and it makes me sick.

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Dimedog 15 points ago +15 / -0

Holy shit! These weak little commies are actually suicidal over this. LMFAO!

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Vegans4Trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

God I hate this new mind control where they act as if humans aren't allowed to have negative feelings of any kind. And if you "cause" someone to have a negative feeling, you are bad. Then their solution is suicide prevention which is meaningless, because you talk to a complete stranger who is pretending to care, but who doesn't know you personally and really doesn't give a shit about you. Our community as a whole is crumbling apart. There are no more meaningful relationships between friends, which is what you are supposed to have to lean on, not some random faceless person in suicide prevention. We can't have real friends because it's too risky, we could say or do something to cause them to have a bad feeling, and that would make us bad. Or tell people to cut eachother off because someone made them have a bad feeling. Normal human emotions are now off the table, you must not have them, don't speak your mind, keep it all bottled up until you feel like you have to kill yourself, then talk to a stranger on the internet who tells you fake happy things that mean nothing, go back to sitting alone at home with no real friendships, only people who tell you fake happy things on the internet.

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_ra247 6 points ago +6 / -0

All that suffering, at its core, is a yearning for connection that escaped them

They think ‘cancel culture’ is the answer, that they’ll finally be able to connect with others, not realizing they’re just busy running away from their fears. By fighting all the people they don’t agree with, they’ve left no room in their heart for love and acceptance

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skygz 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is one thing Jordan Peterson is really good at, bringing people back from the ledge and teaching them good mental hygiene and life maintenance. The left villifies him for it.

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just2groovy 13 points ago +13 / -0

People should start going back to digg just to really nail that coffin shut.

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Ralphtherobot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Reddit is becoming a satire of itself

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Be3Al2Si6O18 11 points ago +12 / -1

Hahahaha...

"Quick everyone! Our staff can't handle you, so please help us by pointing out any psychopaths that might post their soon-to-be-atrocity! That way, we can delete that shit before we get done to us what we did to T_D that shit hits the press that person hurts themselves or others!

Not the most subtle way to cover your ass, but I get it. At least Cloudflare won't ever drop them...

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Bombshellacking 10 points ago +10 / -0

The left are either violent, suicidal or homicidal. Oh and trans.

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MAGAmanforever 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nothing says we care quite like a disembodied chat bot

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Caitiffculprit 9 points ago +9 / -0

BERNIE BROS ON LITERAL SUICIDE WATCH

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Seriousblak 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think we all need to spend more time in r/politics.

Take the hit on your comment karma... we shouldn't allow it to remain a liberal echo chamber.

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Cameron 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mods control post behavior via white lists and removing “off-topic” posts. So we can’t post on there. Any sort of right wing comment is downvote bombed by shareblue shills with multiple accounts and when you’re karma bombed you can only post every 9 minutes. Also they can say whatever hateful shit they want toward you in the comments but if you return even a little bit of banter the mods will ban you, so we can’t comment there effectively.

There aren’t organic users on that sub anymore and even the normies on reddit see it as a joke and astroturfed partisan sub. It’s better to redpill people in the non-default subs that haven’t been hijacked by the ctrl-left

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mugatucrazypills 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bernie Bros haven't kicked me yet ... I just keep sharing my tendies stories and copypasta graphic neckbeard hentai ideas. Biden "supporters" aren't very supportive over there. All I did was give them diagnostic tips for dementia and they went LITERALLY APE SHIT for some reason.

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dbrowny 2 points ago +2 / -0

This used to be true, but its not

My main account on oldreddit is proof, I've been posting a ton of anti bernie stuff on politics and I think the most I've ever been recently on is -4. Just yesterday I made a long post pointing out his M4A plan is insane and last I checked it was +2. I use to get -50 regularly.

There is a serious change in the controlled astroturfing on r/politics. Don't forget, shariablue/CTR etc were pro-clinton orgs. The mass downvotes and coordinated control of that sub was for the moderate dems. They haven't been working lately for the primary and just let Berniebros control it without needing to pay them but there is a serious tide of warren/biden/pete supporters who straight up hate bernie, and they aren't getting downvoted.

The moderate dems are standing up to Sanders' online bully squad as Sanders' supporters retreat to their subs. Sure they still mass upvote articles with anything pro-bernie and mass downvote anything pro biden etc, but the actual echo chamber in the comments is nothing like it used to be. Plenty of "I'll vote warren just to spite Bernie" posts sitting pretty on net positive votes.

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Cameron 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know what, I just went through half a dozen /r/politics posts and the comment sections were surprisingly along with what you're saying. I have noticed a lot more subs battling it out politically in the comments with conservatives not getting bombarded with downvotes. Even now I'm on there fighting with leftist cop haters about how the headlines don't represent all cops and their emotions are being farmed by the media for clicks and revenue

Maybe shareblue ran out of funding, again. It always seems to happen in cycles, I'm willing to be the general election will see them ramp up again and Brock's army of nerd virgins come out again

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spez_is_a_faggot 5 points ago +5 / -0

We really should be taking advantage of the fact that they pushed us off the site and start brigading constantly. We played by their rules for years and they still fucked with us, we no longer have any reason to follow their rules and should be helping guide each other to the best red pilling opportunities

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xzibit_b 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. I got a shit ton of alts lined up

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NuclearDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not worth it. Once your karma goes in the negative on there you can only post every ten minutes, and then you have to carefully curate your responses so as to not be possibly offensive in any way or else you will get banned from the sub.

Better to just let them keep convincing each other that they are correct so that the meltdown is more delicious when their bubble is shattered.

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kaluahmon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would if I weren't banned.

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AmericaTheGreat 8 points ago +8 / -0

"BERNIE CAN STILL WIN THIS!!"

LMAO

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MAGA-Forever 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s probably because of all the posts of people saying they couldn’t stand 4 more years of Trump and would kill themselves.

I had to deal with Obama for 8 years and never said I wanted to kill myself.

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 7 points ago +7 / -0

So sad that people even consider suicide because they're candidate doesn't get picked. Pathetic really.

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Ciel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hold up. They need more support? While already being completely blocked in by cuck ideology? Lmao

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Howz3r420 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't direct me back to that shithole of a website.

Reddit is asshoe

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Notch__Johnson 6 points ago +6 / -0

]slinkydink2 1 point 4 minutes ago Can I pre-report all of politics now for when Trump wins in November?

That shit hilarious.. too bad that's a ban for wrongthink

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SpaceForceMilitia 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol. I went and added my 2 cents. Told them they should all call, cause repeating the same thing and expecting a different outcome is certainly a definition of insanity.

Reddit account is still good for this shit I guess. Mwahahha

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merkmerk73 6 points ago +6 / -0

I legit love the idea that these foaming morons might opt out and spare the gene pool their taint

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LS_DJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

I fuckin saw that. Hilarious.

I posted this meme day after election day 2016 to a facebook post that was spreading suicide hotline numbers to depressed hilldawgs. It was fuckin funny. Liberal friend of mine called me up to bitch about it, made me laugh harder

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AutumnCrystal7777777 5 points ago +5 / -0

While he is not permitted to share the details, Bob is occasionally tapped by the FBI to provide insight in data science, AI, ethics, and trends.

JESUS CHRIST these people...

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Kekception 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol I posted “looks like this needs to get to the Sanders for president sub. I think they could use it”. Waiting for my ban now

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DontSendInTheClowns 4 points ago +4 / -0

Archived for posterity.

http://archive.ph/H6cR3

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masshole3 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL!

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maxwellhill 4 points ago +5 / -1

I wonder what they'll do once Bernie loses by a huge margin and then endorses pedo Joe Biden.

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GodKingHarambe 4 points ago +4 / -0

"BERNIE........LITERALLY......FUCKING DNC........LITERALLY.......I CAN'T EVEN......FUCKING LITERALLY......"

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ElGuapo 4 points ago +4 / -0

My God, I’ve never seen such levels of faggotry. I mean, it is Reddit so I’m not surprised. I absolutely cannot wait till Papa Trump wins again and I can go over there and mine salt for days.

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Chodeus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reddit gets shittier by the day. What’s with all the stupid medals they can give now. Fucking dumb, I’m glad I’m through with that place!

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ViperBugatti 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just got unfriended by someone on fb who is a Bernie creeper. He was blaming the DNC for Biden winning and as soon as I said maybe his voters should have turned out and to look at themselves instead of pointing fingers at others BOOM unfriended. They can't handle reality. Really not Bidens fault they played the game right and he had a higher turnout.

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GodBlessDonaldTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would be a shame if people were to use this report function whenever they stumble upon a dejected lib venting xer frustrations. Can't imagine receiving a DM about seeking help from a suicide prevention bot would make their day any better!

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redstampede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dem primary voters are the ones who screwed Bernie. He got screwed without the DNC needing to try very hard yet.

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Granny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reddit maneuvering to not get sued, in the eventuality that they are determined to be a publisher.

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mrpancakes16 3 points ago +3 / -0

As we all know, Reddit provides a home for an infinite number of people and communities

lol no