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MythArcana 28 points ago +28 / -0

Soap ain't gonna fix that.

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mumblenuggets 8 points ago +8 / -0

Preparation-J for your Joe-rroids...

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0095D 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude... dem-orrhoids was just begging to be picked for the dance.

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pepe_lives_matter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lysol maybe?

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm thinking a gallon of bleach and some Yoko Ono music.

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kirovri 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if you chew soap tho?

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

If, if, if, if, if, if... ?

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pepe_lives_matter 13 points ago +14 / -1

AKA The Sniffles!

eh? eh?

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FeelingMemeish [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Perfect!

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zacuax 13 points ago +13 / -0

The only true prevention is a great big MAGA vaccine.

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pepe_lives_matter 6 points ago +7 / -1

Don’t forget to take your post treatment KAG!

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imayam 10 points ago +10 / -0

Joe is a sad man, he should retire on the lakehouse and just relax, not put this stress on himself. CLearly hes willing to let others run the country for him while hes in office. Go home Joe 30303

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Lean 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sounds like something he'd do.

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kirovri 2 points ago +2 / -0

he should retire on the lakehouse and just relax, not put this stress on himself

A little late for that...

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pepe_lives_matter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Which one?

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kirovri 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek <----- this one
kek
kek
kek
kek

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GrimCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

That one

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pepe_lives_matter 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s what I was thinking, too.

...great minds, as they say.

SHADILAY

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BoilingEnema 8 points ago +8 / -0

Probably nothing to worry about if over the age of 12.

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pepe_lives_matter 6 points ago +7 / -1

He’s like tha babayagga of america

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BoilingEnema 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some salty faggot is following you around downvoting. ?

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pepe_lives_matter 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just noticed that... jimmies rustled much, Kek.

...thankfully GEOTUS taught us not only how to win, he showed us the fountain of youth is salty commie tears.

I mean just look at the guy! Every other president has A gotten us into more wars B aged like crazy... meanwhile our VSG is looking younger and more vibrant all the time!

Come on cucks... shower this bull with your tears.

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pepe_lives_matter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Totes creeps, fren

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MAGA_Aoyoc 5 points ago +5 / -0

You cant scrub enough to remove that ASSHOE

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pepe_lives_matter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Don’t Trust DNC, Bernie Bro’s.... DNC is Asshoe!

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 4 points ago +5 / -1

i heard the term joe-mentum today on npr. so stupid. joe-rona is so much better.

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FeelingMemeish [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agreed. I've been hearing "Joe-mentum" and was actually thinking about how to counter that term when I cooked this up.

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Jakebob70 3 points ago +3 / -0

heard that this morning on a conservative talk radio station too.

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pepe_lives_matter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Meanwhile he’s out there, roaming free, Joekin off on little kids, any chance he gets.

The guy is animal.

A senile animal.

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FeelingMemeish [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know, under Buttigieg, too. ? I caught that right after I posted it. Here’s a cleaned up version if you want to grab this and re-post elsewhere: https://i.maga.host/RJ90IGv.png

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden's handlers promised all three of them that if they dropped out they would be the Vice President?

Being Biden's Vice President means you are the most powerful person in the world, after Biden's handlers.

Biden's handlers would also be promising E Warren the Vice President spot if they stay in?

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Magentapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Symptoms include one bloodshot eye and not being able to form a coherent sentence.

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GrimCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

And when he start mumbling about poor kids rubbing his leg hair, we can call him jomalarkey.

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wash your hands, but DON'T wash your hair!

You don't want Joe snelling it!

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SurfandTurf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are we sure he didn’t get it from Pete Buttplug?

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Dumbledore556 2 points ago +2 / -0

Transmitted by mouth for sure

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fusreedah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha I love how you left in the spellcheck picking up 'Buttigieg'

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FeelingMemeish [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, moving too fast. There’s a link to a cleaned up version elsewhere in the comments. ?

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fusreedah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha no I mean I like it; I wasn't criticising.

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tendies 2 points ago +2 / -0

MSWord meme!