The revolution comments they've been making all day mean that there is already a lube shortage. MSNBC is blaming the shortage on the Corona virus. I thought it was mayor pete's freed up schedule now that he dropped out. Turns out all the cheese makers forgot about the chafing they got in 2016 and forgot to prepare.
Imagine actually being a Bernie Bro (and not noticing or caring how obviously sexist the left would find that term), thinking that he could wave a magic wand, and the money trees start blooming and all student loan debt gets snapped out of existence. You’ve done all the phone calls and donating rent money you can. You’ve rested your entire worldview on the Revolution
Then Tuesday comes around and you can’t be arsed to actually vote. That’s less time for smoking weed. Plus, it’s outside. There could be evil Blumpf nazeeeeeees out there. End result: someone who barely has six neurons left unravaged by dementia blows you the fuck out
End end result: there’s millions of stories like this, so plebbit adds a feature where you can refer someone for psychological help
End end end result: the DNC gets even more fractured (somehow) and GEOTUS gets enthroned as the ruler of the Imperium of Man.
To be fair, wasn't the term "bernie bro" made up by SJW urinalists trying to shame Bernie voters as misogynistic Gamergaters, in a classic case of the left cannibalizing itself?
It really is. I'm starting to spend just as much time here as I do on reddit. I was worried this site wouldn't gain as much traction but its been getting better and better.
You think Hunter is worried? His dad can barely keep up with who he’s talking to and where he is! That cover from daddy might not last too much longer!!
Nah, he cheated on her already. I hear he is in a safe house ducking child support and his stripper mistress. Either way, Thanksgiving at grandpa Joe's house is gonna be interesting.
He is, but I think Hunter has probably tried every drug under the sun. Crack's is his drug of choice, but there is no way he won't get high on something else if crack isn't around. I think he's done meth too. Hunter had meth teeth before getting them capped for his big interview after the Ukraine scandal broke.
Toppest of the keks!
Jesus you guys. I love you all so much
How much lube do Bernie Bros need right now?
Might as well just leave it in there, it never ends
The revolution comments they've been making all day mean that there is already a lube shortage. MSNBC is blaming the shortage on the Corona virus. I thought it was mayor pete's freed up schedule now that he dropped out. Turns out all the cheese makers forgot about the chafing they got in 2016 and forgot to prepare.
I'll donate some tobasco sauce
None - they have some already from their soyboy pegging sesh
Imagine actually being a Bernie Bro (and not noticing or caring how obviously sexist the left would find that term), thinking that he could wave a magic wand, and the money trees start blooming and all student loan debt gets snapped out of existence. You’ve done all the phone calls and donating rent money you can. You’ve rested your entire worldview on the Revolution
Then Tuesday comes around and you can’t be arsed to actually vote. That’s less time for smoking weed. Plus, it’s outside. There could be evil Blumpf nazeeeeeees out there. End result: someone who barely has six neurons left unravaged by dementia blows you the fuck out
End end result: there’s millions of stories like this, so plebbit adds a feature where you can refer someone for psychological help
End end end result: the DNC gets even more fractured (somehow) and GEOTUS gets enthroned as the ruler of the Imperium of Man.
Then GEOTUS tweets that Elizabeth Warren staying in robbed Bernie of winning MA, TX, and MN. Fracturing the Democrats further
To be fair, wasn't the term "bernie bro" made up by SJW urinalists trying to shame Bernie voters as misogynistic Gamergaters, in a classic case of the left cannibalizing itself?
They wanted Bernie fans to fall in line and vote for Hillary.
I just want to take a second and thank you all for being the best damn group on the internet. And also, IM READY FOR MEME WAR 2 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
This site is getting better by the day!
It really is. I'm starting to spend just as much time here as I do on reddit. I was worried this site wouldn't gain as much traction but its been getting better and better.
Hope u find it
He donated it to Bernie but there are no refunds.
(Actually I know he didn't because he has a job)
Fuckin large KEK
Best Hindenburg pilot there ever was.
You think Hunter is worried? His dad can barely keep up with who he’s talking to and where he is! That cover from daddy might not last too much longer!!
Nah he’s balls deep in his dead brothers wife concern for family isn’t really their thing
Nah, he cheated on her already. I hear he is in a safe house ducking child support and his stripper mistress. Either way, Thanksgiving at grandpa Joe's house is gonna be interesting.
Hunter will probably OD before he gets prosecuted unfortunately.
“OD” haha, yeah exactly
Hunter could get Epsteined, but he also could get his hands on a bad batch of heroin.
I thought he was a crack guy
He is, but I think Hunter has probably tried every drug under the sun. Crack's is his drug of choice, but there is no way he won't get high on something else if crack isn't around. I think he's done meth too. Hunter had meth teeth before getting them capped for his big interview after the Ukraine scandal broke.
i agree. Still the Bernie or Bust contingent is nothing to disregard.
every time he opens his mouth he hemorrhages votes, and he's got a lot of mouth-flapping to do before November
LMFAO
Joe Biden saying nigger twice
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4859025/user-clip-joe-nword
Black turnout goes to 0. Trump winning 50 states
NO REFUNDS!
Kek <------------------this one
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don't want to get too philosophical here, but is it possible there exists Keks even above this one?
Excellent meme!
In all seriousness, I was impressed he got his name right when announcing his bid for the Senate.
Awesome!
Yes very
Feels bad man. Almost had that sticky.
https://thedonald.win/p/4FR8YTI/i-am-inevitably-going-to-get-des/c/
Ouch, sorry man. Guess a mod saw my post first. You should hang out in the discord server where you can being extra spicy memes to mods attention
their efforts were harried by Joe's legs
This is Gold!!!!
LOOOOOOLL
This meme war might even top 2016
Hey! This isn’t an official Reddit-approved meme...
Well memed, well memed indeed.
"For you, the day that Biden graced your village was the most important day of your life.
"But for me, it was Thursday."
Election year always brings out the best of us.