Does this deserve it's own song? I think it does. Full Johnny Cash style: "The man drove up and said my time was over, and he said I was getting older and older. So I grabbed my onion belt and apple turnover, and fought that lying dog face pony soldier."
I keep flip flopping over whether or not he's dipping into dementia or just drunk. I'm fairly sure they'd have made him sober up if that was all it was. I mean, Hillary generally sobered up long enough to bluff her way through at least some of her public appearances.
Craven. Yeah, this was really harsh and dehumanizing, especially in light of how President Trump has been treated.
Weeping for the world at a comedy video of a candidate speaking his own words? Humorless. This is why comedians can't do jokes any more, why Mel Brooks could never make a Blazing Saddles any more, etc. Even Jerry Seinfeld says he won't do college tours, because the kids now don't laugh, because how can you laugh when trees are suffering, they're so GRIM, the humor hurts their fee fees. Seinfeld.
If lampooning political candidates makes you cry, I don't know...really? We can't string together the hilarious bumbling mumblings of a hideously corrupt career criminal and disgusting pedophile who's trying to take over the presidency for the seditious cabal?
Nothing about this is dehumanizing unless you are implying that senile elders are not human. It is, however, sad to see this confused old man be pushed by the Democrats to run out of sheer desperation
"Kim Jong Un, we simply cannot have peace, if you continue to have enough artillery pointed at Seoul to wipe the entire city off the face of the Earth. We've gotta work on doing something about this, a little at a time. We're going to progress slowly but surely—bombing, and bombing, and bombing your artillery."
"You want to achieve peace, by repeatedly bombing my army‽"
"No? I mean, yes, but metaphorically. Lots and lots of metaphorical bombs. Our bombs will blot out the Sun. Metaphorically."
"I do not know this English word, 'metaphorically,' but I do know when my enemies have declared war on me. I have just hit the button under my desk that orders the instant destruction of Seoul. The deaths of everyone in Seoul are on your hands, as are the lives of every American man, woman and child that we will put down like the demons they—"
"Huh? What's that about war? Listen—if you want to challenge me, we can do push-ups, or run, or whatever you wanna do. I'll show you a war, Fat. It's push-up time, you Fat Fuck."
You know, I can sort of bluff my way through a paragraph in the way Obama speaks. I can also sort of do a bit of President Trump's speaking patterns. Joe just drives me nuts. He's just.... OFF!
I use to enjoy George Bush Jr talks because he would smile a little each time he got a sentence out correctly. Biden is just lost in his own dementia and the only he makes sense momentarily is when he drugged up to get those neurons firing and fully rested.
Also the way he immediately lists an exception to the rule that men should never hit women. You're not speaking legalese anyway, so why do you need to cover that exception? It's true and all, but it just sounds so incredibly bad. You're imagining other exceptions in your head. "Men should never hit women, other than in self-defense or if they've done something really stupid."
I cannot fucking WAIT to see this old fuck debate GEOTUS. Trump is going to destroy this mother fucker and I can't wait.
Me neither. If he's the nominee.
If there's an unfortunate and perfectly timed (yet ever so plausible, given his extremely obvious, pronounced and rapidly advancing decline) "medical accident", he might not be.
This is, after all, left-wing amoral politics we're talking about. Popcorn time!
It will be the most entertainment in the history of Presidential debates. Been looking forward to it for a long time now lol, Biden's weirdness and craziness will go through the roof when Trump challenges him and Biden inevitable gets mad, considering how mad he already got when challenged by supporters at his events.
Wow I was all in making America great but now that I've seen this brilliant ad I've turned. I'll be giving all of my votes to Biden for Senate on super Thursday. Sorry guys.
This man needs to be in memory care. Call me, I know someone who can get you a room. I'm sure we can find someone younger to be your caregiver to sniff
If you like what you see, I know about roaches, and I love rubbing the legs of wet naked children on my lap!—oh...no no, I mean children are the ones I love rubbing my wet legs naked and sitting on my lap! I mean my wet naked hairy legs! You know the thing! AND HOW WE TALK ABOUT IT! Come on, man!
There’s an article circulating now, I think it’s from a couple years ago, that talks about Joe Biden having a “stutter“ and so now people have to feel bad for him even though none of the crap he’s said recently is because of a stutter. Ugh.
“Make no mistake about this – Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America, let’s get that straight. She’s a truly close personal friend. She is qualified to be president of the United States of America, she’s easily qualified to be vice president of the United States of America and quite frankly it might have been a better pick than me.”
-- Biden
Just the fact they are pushing Joe Biden on their electorate tells me they have an alternate plan up their sleeves. The DNC knows perfectly well Joe's 'off his rocker' and is 100% unelectable.
You're absolutely right, Chuck.
It’s chris.
Look, fat
Don’t call me fat you dog faced pony soldier!
Does this deserve it's own song? I think it does. Full Johnny Cash style: "The man drove up and said my time was over, and he said I was getting older and older. So I grabbed my onion belt and apple turnover, and fought that lying dog face pony soldier."
This is inspired.
I'll never get tired of this one ?
I keep flip flopping over whether or not he's dipping into dementia or just drunk. I'm fairly sure they'd have made him sober up if that was all it was. I mean, Hillary generally sobered up long enough to bluff her way through at least some of her public appearances.
He is working on his "not fit to stand trial" defence
Aw, crap.
No no I just did Chuck.
I just did Chuck!
Craven. Yeah, this was really harsh and dehumanizing, especially in light of how President Trump has been treated.
Weeping for the world at a comedy video of a candidate speaking his own words? Humorless. This is why comedians can't do jokes any more, why Mel Brooks could never make a Blazing Saddles any more, etc. Even Jerry Seinfeld says he won't do college tours, because the kids now don't laugh, because how can you laugh when trees are suffering, they're so GRIM, the humor hurts their fee fees. Seinfeld.
If lampooning political candidates makes you cry, I don't know...really? We can't string together the hilarious bumbling mumblings of a hideously corrupt career criminal and disgusting pedophile who's trying to take over the presidency for the seditious cabal?
Yes we can!
Well said my friend.
Your right?.democrats should be ashamed of the subhumans they run
Nothing about this is dehumanizing unless you are implying that senile elders are not human. It is, however, sad to see this confused old man be pushed by the Democrats to run out of sheer desperation
Nah it's a hate crime: picking on a retard.
Really cool commercial. I love it how when Joe tells the CornPop story no one is even paying attention.
"Kim Jong Un, we simply cannot have peace, if you continue to have enough artillery pointed at Seoul to wipe the entire city off the face of the Earth. We've gotta work on doing something about this, a little at a time. We're going to progress slowly but surely—bombing, and bombing, and bombing your artillery."
"You want to achieve peace, by repeatedly bombing my army‽"
"No? I mean, yes, but metaphorically. Lots and lots of metaphorical bombs. Our bombs will blot out the Sun. Metaphorically."
"I do not know this English word, 'metaphorically,' but I do know when my enemies have declared war on me. I have just hit the button under my desk that orders the instant destruction of Seoul. The deaths of everyone in Seoul are on your hands, as are the lives of every American man, woman and child that we will put down like the demons they—"
"Huh? What's that about war? Listen—if you want to challenge me, we can do push-ups, or run, or whatever you wanna do. I'll show you a war, Fat. It's push-up time, you Fat Fuck."
You know, I can sort of bluff my way through a paragraph in the way Obama speaks. I can also sort of do a bit of President Trump's speaking patterns. Joe just drives me nuts. He's just.... OFF!
I use to enjoy George Bush Jr talks because he would smile a little each time he got a sentence out correctly. Biden is just lost in his own dementia and the only he makes sense momentarily is when he drugged up to get those neurons firing and fully rested.
I don't get the punch quote. Eli5?
Keep punching at domestic violence.
Just the worst choice of words if you're virtue signaling.
It's truly funny for pedes tho.
Oh ok, yeah, that's what I thought it was but didn't think it was so bad. Just funny I guess.
Also the way he immediately lists an exception to the rule that men should never hit women. You're not speaking legalese anyway, so why do you need to cover that exception? It's true and all, but it just sounds so incredibly bad. You're imagining other exceptions in your head. "Men should never hit women, other than in self-defense or if they've done something really stupid."
It went on for fifteen minutes!
the second he said "corn pop", I almost ended up with 2nd degree hot covfefe burns in my sinus cavity.
I cannot fucking WAIT to see this old fuck debate GEOTUS. Trump is going to destroy this mother fucker and I can't wait.
tfw you're a Centipede on Debate Day
tfw you're a Biden supporter on Debate Day
I mean figuratively, of course. Trump isn't going to literally beat him to death... I wouldn't rule out Biden having a brain aneurysm, though.
I can't either. Gonna be meme city.
Me neither. If he's the nominee.
If there's an unfortunate and perfectly timed (yet ever so plausible, given his extremely obvious, pronounced and rapidly advancing decline) "medical accident", he might not be.
This is, after all, left-wing amoral politics we're talking about. Popcorn time!
Remember how bad he did against Palin?
It's gonna take Biden making one massive flub (like he's bound to do, stress exacerbates Dementia) and GEOTUS will make him look completely inept.
I don't see how the Dems can spin Biden positively, but once the debates happen it'll be over.
Dog Faced Pony Soldier!
... and I love kids jumpin' on my lap!
So much material that I forget most of it. Shit, I pray for this asshole to be the nominee!
It’s hasn’t even begun ?
Yeah it doesnt have any of the recent ones
Super thursday Running for the senate Confusing his sister as his wife.
That was just this week. They're coming so fast I can't keep up.
Needs the video added of where Biden shifts his hand to touch the little girl's chest area from behind, and she recoils away in disgust and looks really disturbed. That clip is the worst I think: https://gfycat.com/denseflusteredcoqui-joe-biden-politics-creep-funny
Great troll website btw: https://joebiden.info/
It’s hard to watch the grooming - both literal and figuratively.
Those poor girls. God help their parents for not making a scene as it happened.
Trump will destroy grandpa at the debates
I'm gonna almost feel sorry for ole Creepy Joe . . . . almost.
Not me. This piece of shit has been raping the taxpayers for 50 years and now has the gall to say he has the answers to our problems.
It's on my record player.
Like a lamb to slaughter. A gross, creepy old lamb who thinks it's running for Senate.
It will be the most entertainment in the history of Presidential debates. Been looking forward to it for a long time now lol, Biden's weirdness and craziness will go through the roof when Trump challenges him and Biden inevitable gets mad, considering how mad he already got when challenged by supporters at his events.
He probably poops in a bag strapped to his thigh and can't remember what he had for breakfast
He looks in the bag to see what he had for breakfast. Duh.
Corn pop was a bad poop.
This pede thinks outside of the bag.
You are thinking of the side of beef
Trump campaign should just run this non stop
After the Dem Convention he should!
Serious question, would be it legal for someone to pay to air something like this on national television? Lmao.
LOL we have people crying because it's so hurtful and mean, and crying because it's so beautiful.
I cried from laughter
If he was republican, the fake news media would have this on loop.
Just go to joe.300300301000
Wow I was all in making America great but now that I've seen this brilliant ad I've turned. I'll be giving all of my votes to Biden for Senate on super Thursday. Sorry guys.
Someone on twitter send this to Parscale
I'm sure he has it. Nothing gets by that guy.
This ad was not inspiring! You are a lying dog faced pony soldier!
You know the thing.
This man needs to be in memory care. Call me, I know someone who can get you a room. I'm sure we can find someone younger to be your caregiver to sniff
If someone showed this to him he’d think it was great
Think of all the beautiful Biden bullshit that's going to be added between now and November.
Haha! Lmao.
Look, fat. I'm Corn Pop, and I am a candidate for the United States Senate. Look me over or I'll wrap this chain around your head.
If you like what you see, I know about roaches, and I love rubbing the legs of wet naked children on my lap!—oh...no no, I mean children are the ones I love rubbing my wet legs naked and sitting on my lap! I mean my wet naked hairy legs! You know the thing! AND HOW WE TALK ABOUT IT! Come on, man!
IT'S WHO WE ARE!
Wew lad... just zapped back to 2016 in a maymay!!
This is going to be a fun general election season.
Hahahaha.
There’s an article circulating now, I think it’s from a couple years ago, that talks about Joe Biden having a “stutter“ and so now people have to feel bad for him even though none of the crap he’s said recently is because of a stutter. Ugh.
The “ look me over if you don’t like what you see vote for the other biden” sent my sides into orbit
This is more sad than funny tbh.
But I can't resist saying:
Look, fat
Whew
The President needs to put this out on Twitter.
Can't believe he won 70% of the black vote yesterday
Biden or Bernie will both be gold for meme content. What a couple of dopes.
Corn Pop was a bad dude.
It should end with: "i forgot this message." I'm sure someone with CNN level editing skills could fix it.
As soon as it ended, that's exactly what I thought too pede.
That would be the icing on the maga cake!
Took me a long time to realise this wasn’t a Bad Lip Reading video.
Excellent!
Also: "I'm glad to see you're doing well already. But guess what? If you elect me your taxes are going to be raised, not cut."
SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3IBjYaQgAs
He's such a disaster.
“Make no mistake about this – Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America, let’s get that straight. She’s a truly close personal friend. She is qualified to be president of the United States of America, she’s easily qualified to be vice president of the United States of America and quite frankly it might have been a better pick than me.” -- Biden
It's going to be a little weird when Obama finally gives Biden his endorsement.
Just the fact they are pushing Joe Biden on their electorate tells me they have an alternate plan up their sleeves. The DNC knows perfectly well Joe's 'off his rocker' and is 100% unelectable.
Holy shit that made Biden look amazingly bad
This made my night!
Joe Biden is the Bush 43 for Democrats.
Man, GEOTUS is gonna destroy him during the debates.
SAD!
Sorry.....hhahahaha..lmao I can't believe this guys running for President!
That was good.
oh my fucking god hahahaha
Lying Dog Face Pony Soldier.
Spicy af.
You guys just keep getting better. The world needs to see this shit. Glorious.
This is the best thing I've ever seen. ?????