1121
Mike, didn't get it done. (i.postimg.cc) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by IamTHE3percent ago by IamTHE3percent +1121 / -0
Comments (32)
sorted by:
25
50pointsahead 25 points ago +25 / -0

We just watched Mini Mike make possibly the worst investment of his life

14
PolarBears4Trump2020 14 points ago +15 / -1

think about his poor donors

11
Carry_Your_Name 11 points ago +11 / -0

He doesn't understand that he can't buy his way into the white house. His biggest problem is his narcissism. He thinks his tiny package is so significant and yet nobody outside manhattan knows who he is and nobody cares about them. It was on tape that when random voters was asked about him, all they could say is that "he has a lot of money.” Nothing else.

7
BernsWhenIPee 7 points ago +7 / -0

He doesn't understand that he can't buy his way into the white house.

He also doesn't understand that the left can't meme, and "meme magic" isn't something money can buy. Paying people to make meme's has the opposite effect.

3
Carry_Your_Name 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's because the left takes you literally but not seriously, we take them seriously but not literally. That's why they have no humor to put into a meme, and that's why we get what they are up to while they don't understand us. All they can do is censorship and bullying. For example, according to Rush's analysis, when uncle Joe stumbled on the declaration of independence quote, he didn't forget "endowed by our creator". At that moment he just realized that God is off limit for today democrats. He couldn't mention God at a democrat congregation. He himself lived through the old days when Judeo-christian culture was still mainstream for both parties, but not any more. In essence, he censored himself.

1
slrpnls 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the biggest thing a lot of people knew about him was that he banned Big Gulps.

6
deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
3
Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spez is our valdamor, he shall not be named

4
TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Want to bet?

Fuck Steve Huffman, know as Spez, the cannibal subreddit loving faggot.

3
MAGA-Forever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah this is the camp I fall into. I can’t see someone making the decision to spend that much money and not knowing they had no chance of winning.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
13
TommyLasordasBallBag 13 points ago +13 / -0

I guess he couldn't... stand tall... against adversity. I'll see myself out.

12
bamagator 12 points ago +12 / -0

Liddle Mike

12
Swolehas 12 points ago +13 / -1

This image host sucks. If i click on the image, I can’t zoom in on my phone because touching the screen instantly redirects me to a phising site

11
Burlapin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Poor little guy. ?

11
kamakura7 11 points ago +11 / -0

but... Trump eats burnt steak. why aren't I president?

11
RedStateRoughneck 11 points ago +11 / -0

I could have told him he sucked for free.

2
deadlyblackcentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could have told him he sucked for 1 million dollars and he would have saved 699.

10
GWNorthman 10 points ago +10 / -0

So that's what $700 Million dollars looks like when it's tossed into a fire. Thanks for the demonstration Little Mike. The more you know...

8
deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
4
0095D 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a top fucking kek if you're familiar with the original.

*The original though... ?

4
Kekception 4 points ago +4 / -0

I saw a street lawn sign for Bloomberg. Gotta remember yo go back and write mini on it

2
leebo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I swear its like the dems thought to themselves "What got Trump into the White House? Restoring prosperity? No, that's not it. Securing the border? Hmmm nope. Draining the swamp? Couldn't be that. WAIT! Its because he was rich! That's it! We'll run a rich guy too! Its the perfect anti-trump weapon!

2
OrangeFruitGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

This meme is new to me.

2
Ralphtherobot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, that guy single handedly took American Samoa after spending $700 million dollars.

Ironically he could have built 7 health centers in American Samoa for the same amount of money.

But hey don't worry! A lot of people in Democratic circles profited from his kind gestures.

1
StumpSmasher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aktchually, they split delegates and Tulsi Gabbard picked up one from there too. She's technically qualified for the next DNC debate.

1
StumpSmasher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aktchually, they split delegates and Tulsi Gabbard picked up one from there too. She's technically qualified for the next DNC debate.

2
JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

A good appendation to the other meme.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
1
deleted 1 point ago +3 / -2
1
Spez_Sucker 1 point ago +2 / -1

Thus fucking image host is cancer. Fuck off for the sticky.

I demand midget memes on maga.host

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0