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LeapFrog 43 points ago +43 / -0

That poor dog-faced pony soldier...

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kylesuper 16 points ago +16 / -0

I know, from the looks of it, she went on vacation without him :(

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Ajora_G 7 points ago +7 / -0

He probably paid for it too.

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Jocko_Johnson 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the way

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elpoePehTeW 30 points ago +30 / -0

Cucks for Sanders!

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justicein2020 11 points ago +12 / -1

That's redundant. :P

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Salt_Cartoonist 23 points ago +23 / -0

Running into him all night too

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mong04 18 points ago +18 / -0

OMG, how crazy! Bet he was even nice enough to buy her dinner!

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zigZag590 17 points ago +17 / -0

The jokes write themselves with these people.

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DeusVultPepe 11 points ago +12 / -1

Savage!

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MythArcana 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cucks be cuckin'.

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Ralphtherobot 9 points ago +11 / -2

Probably the same guy that complained to the webhosting company

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sickofaltspin -2 points ago +2 / -4

Cloudflare never blocked the site. Learn about how networks work before committing libel and slander.

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sickofaltspin -1 points ago +1 / -2

Put the pitchfork down and let the people that keep a roof over their head and kids fed hosting highly available websites with millions of users before you decide to accuse a site that is still and continued to provide service to the site throughout the down time of being the cause of the down time.

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Ralphtherobot 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hey pal, are you sick of alt-spin or something?

Why don't you set the record straight pal?

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the_light 1 point ago +2 / -1

Look Fat, libel and slander are separate things, and OP didn't specifically name drop. Learn about how English works before committing to join Corn Pop and his bad boys.

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 8 points ago +8 / -0

oof power level over 9000

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upvotechamp 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am ashamed at how long it took me to get the joke. (ave is obviously a cuck and his gf’s “instructor” is the bull lmao)

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Swellingsuperman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep. Makes perfect sense!

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kylesuper 6 points ago +6 / -0

"...a better future for my wife's son"

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BMWbastard 5 points ago +5 / -0

These men are WEAK. Remember this is who attacks us on the internet.

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matt 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Not me. Us.”

Spoken like a true cuck.

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Butt_Master 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the bald guy from Brazzers.

This didn't happen, its fake.

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glenlivet81 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ooof that's painful

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July_1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmfao this cannot be real (it probably is wow)

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totktonikak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seems to be a joke. Apparently, the lady in the photo is married to the 'fitness instructor'.

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MeSewCorny 3 points ago +3 / -0

She got those lips too!

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WeaponizedSmirk 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is this not satire!? Fuck me, they are pushing Poe's Law to the limit smh.

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minotaurbeach 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cucked.....

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PaigeAshley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yuck!

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DeepWinter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which is sadder?

The fact that he believes it was a cosmic coincidence that she met her fitness instructor while she was on vacation without him?

Or the fact that he knows she went on vacation with her fitness instructor and the dude is banging her and drinking vodka from her belly and just pretends to be cool about it?

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neveser 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no words....

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GodKingHarambe 1 point ago +1 / -0

And it's such a coincidence that he happened to have bought a new Switch game I had been wanting....

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plot Twist: all 3 have dicks ?

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AsscreamKing1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fitness instructor is a proud MAGA MAN I'm betting..?

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Cyer6 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dictionary reference for CUCK => [email protected] (self explanatory)

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MuadDon 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm 99% sure that's Johnny Sins, one of the more successful male pornstars rn. lol

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Eggnogfox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you going to tell him?

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McFatty7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol that guy is a Pornstar (Johnny Sins) and that's his legit wife (Kissa Sins) NSFW

This is a shitpost.

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Hillandbill 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll bet she has more hair on her chest than the fitness guy.

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