Nobody should ever do these. This is for a funny "What IF.." article I'm writing. Right, okay.

The 'Trump Boat' drifting past Bernie Sanders brought joy to so many so early in the campaign season.

I'm just looking for more good old fashion fun ideas that could bring joy to the masses with salt harvesting hacks. Feel free to play up, play around and add ideas, twists too.

• Someone pointed out there are so few people at Biden Rallies that it would only take around 20 Pedes to show up to make up 60% of the audience easily starting chants of 'Cornpop'.

• Challenge Biden to a pushup contest. Seriously. Even better if we can find someone who's insanely good at pushups. Even better if you look like you're Biden's age but can do one-arm pushups.

• Trump Flags in the backgrounds is always great. I suppose we'd need people who are excellent at locations and timing but that is always good.

• If anyone can be an audience question for any Biden event: Ask him a garbled nonsensical question that feels like it makes sense but doesn't. Make it about race or gays so he get's extra anxious: "You've stood up for Blacks your whole life and I thank you for that but where do you stand on African Americans being given the freedom and rights to, if they so choose, to marry a Black American regardless of skin color or not?"

The most obviously easy thing will be getting Biden physically violent by just telling him his son is a faggot but I'd love to hear some creative ways to get Biden punching things live on camera?

• Personally, i enjoy subtle gags like nutty bumpersticker altering stickers (adding "munist" to BernieSanders.Com and things like that too.

Also:

Pranks and gags that could be played on the inevitable crowds of Trump Protesters outside Kag Rallies as well as just pranking on the Democratic National Convention itself.

Thanks in advance. I really want this to be a fun 'What IF..." article