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TrumpTrainJune152015 2 points ago +2 / -0

This. They infiltrated each year I was there handing out Russian flags embossed with TRUMP.

This is a hit job against a guy that left their plantation.

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Old_ex_Commie 42 points ago +43 / -1

Uh... WHAT???

Must be a Log Cabin Republican...

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Eric_CIAmarellaBlewM 12 points ago +12 / -0

Underrated comment

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Perhelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Much agreed ??

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Pelviskick 36 points ago +36 / -0

What? No one remembers penis inspection day from grade school?

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CaptainAHab 8 points ago +8 / -0

I do. At my school we would have to have it in order to play butt holes and butterfly’s. Gosh damn I loved that game.

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grassshrimp 5 points ago +6 / -1

Boomer here. I had my balls fondled in grade school too for the infamous hernia check. I'm not aware of anyone discovered with a hernia. The damage to me is that any time someone touches my balls, I turn my head and cough.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 1 point ago +1 / -0

The first time I got a hernia check the dude had the classic pedo mustache. Don't recall any paperwork for anyone on my team. There wasn't any other part of that years physical, either...

Fucking gross.

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1BornAgainAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

It used to be the first time someone picked on you. Times have changed.

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crazyfingers 20 points ago +21 / -1

WTF... and it sounds like some of them complied since it doesn't say he "attempted to".

He was probably drunk.

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aocluvsmojados 11 points ago +11 / -0

Relevant username.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 1 point ago +1 / -0

CPAC is a booze fest.

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johnbillaby 18 points ago +18 / -0

Why would anyone let someone inspect their genitals at CPAC? Hahaha

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liberalfetchmycoffee 7 points ago +9 / -2

I haul mine out anytime someone wants to view it (for a fee of course). Photos cost extra.

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Cacciali_Via 4 points ago +5 / -1

So you prostitute yourself to gay men...weird flex.

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monk_of_trump 2 points ago +3 / -1

I dont know why this made me laugh so hard but it did.

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45forever 16 points ago +16 / -0

Odd that he told them he would hurt their political careers if they didn’t show him their balls? They are students, what political careers? Bizarre, but probably not too far from how the DC elites and swamp blackmail all the politicians.

JUNKCHECK or else!!

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monk_of_trump 2 points ago +3 / -1

They have cameras in the bathrooms? Well I better stop doin things in there..

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TrumpTrainJune152015 0 points ago +1 / -1

The hotel where CPAC is held is massive. There aren't cameras in every hallway. And parties spring up all over the place.

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JesusisKing 9 points ago +10 / -1

Rienced Penis at it again

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Negromancers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just Penis inspection day. Nothing to see here.

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we_won_the_war_jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like someone is trying to ruin his career. If there are several legit witnesses then so be it, but it has the marks of a smear job and fake news.

If he's a weird gay molesting creeper, then put him in jail.

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dudeduderson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol uhhh....

Who gets their jollies off by force inspecting dicks?

Seriously... Im strait, yet inspecting tits would be a waste of time... Its called the internet...I can duckduckgo "tits" and see pretty much every type of tit on the planet and inspect them.

The same thing can be done by ddg'ing "dicks".

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magnifiscent 3 points ago +3 / -0

I imagine it's more about the force than the inspecting. Assuming it even happened.