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motm2012 67 points ago +67 / -0

Trump is the only man of color still left in this race.

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Ophelia 18 points ago +18 / -0

Whahahaha. Way to own the downside!

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TheMadPirate 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yeah, Orangephobia is rampant on the Democratic Party.

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ProphetOfKek 19 points ago +19 / -0

Both rich.

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cbonez416 13 points ago +13 / -0

Both out of touch

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Mr_Beanths 9 points ago +11 / -2

One sniffs children, the other sniffs out any money you don’t deserve that’s in your wallet.

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Thenew23rd 24 points ago +24 / -0

The commie is on the way out.

As is Biden's mind.

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AmazingAlphonseA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Unless Biden says something incredibly dumb. Or dies.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 14 points ago +14 / -0

Unless Biden says something incredibly dumb.

He does that a few times a week.

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BlissBatch 12 points ago +12 / -0

Or a few times a sentence.

Like when he said that he was running for the Senate—so look him over, and if you don't like what you see, vote for the other Biden.

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AmazingAlphonseA 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's a load of "Single Letter" words that people "Happen to be used in the old times" that he didn't used ... recently.

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xiao_maga_part2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden might do both, but Bernie’s still not winning. Biden at best is an empty suit placeholder. He won’t really be in charge if elected.

A Biden presidency would be like the movie Dave, and instead of the president being in a coma he has advanced dementia.

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AmazingAlphonseA 20 points ago +20 / -0

Both Rich, Old, White, Cis Male. One with a falling mind, the other with a falling heart.

Gotta love the crap show the Democrats have become. They had FOUR years to get someone better on the rails than this. Sad, the train is not stopping.

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ENTP 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yea but that would have involved hard work, rational thinking, and not REEEEEING at orange man for 5 minutes to come up with an actual game plan.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

They learned absolutely nothing from 2016, which isn't surprising considering that they learn absolutely nothing from their failed policies and ideology.

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AmazingAlphonseA 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the democratic party. They have enough staff to have a "REEEE" office and a "Let's find someone to beat Donald Trump" office.

They didn't wanted that. They wanted to invalidate the 2016 elections and wipe his name from the history books. Well this is reality, not Doctor Who; you can't retcon it.

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HanAssholeSolo 4 points ago +4 / -0

For a party that won’t stop whining about the popular vote, they sure manipulate their own primary with delegates and super delegates and rule changes to get rid of the minority and women candidates.

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AmazingAlphonseA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shhhhh....

Not too loud, you might wake up someone.

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123breadman 4 points ago +5 / -1

Too many failings on the left.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the ideology of failure.

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TheMadPirate 3 points ago +3 / -0

I doubt they will ever put Alan Dershowitz on the ballot.

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cbonez416 4 points ago +4 / -0

Absolutely haha

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zacuax 13 points ago +13 / -0

I honestly wish Bernie won the nom just so we could prove once and for all he couldn't beat Trump. I have so many left or middle leaning friends who are convinced that he would've stomped in 2016... apparently not realizing that moderate states are not going to go for communist.

Either way, 2020 is shaping up to be a bloodbath. I can't wait for the spice!

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Stormysrectalseepage 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't even think he wants to win the nomination. Which is part of the reason he said what he did about Castro, knowing how unpopular that stance would be.

Yes he is a commiee, but I don't think he is a total idiot and youd have to be a total idiot to think not condemning Castro completely is what you need to do.

The guy is in it for the money.

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zacuax 6 points ago +6 / -0

That does seem likely. Especially considering he endorsed Hilary last time, much to the dismay of his fanbase.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

And yet he still has that fanbase even after he cucked them in 2016. It's a hilarious cycle of the DNC cucking Bernie and then Bernie cucking his supporters. Can't wait to see it again in 2024!

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HanAssholeSolo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ve said it from day 1. The guy makes a fortune from donors who get off on Bernie waving his hands in the air and yelling at the sky. If he actually wanted to run the country, he might have done something... ANYTHING... in his 50 years of politics.

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EpicTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep! The minute he told the debate audience that he was sick of hearing about Hillary’s damn emails, it was obvious he didn’t want to win. Face it, Bernie has always been lazy and being President is a very tough job. Can you imagine anyone else with the work ethic and energy of President Trump? Certainly not his current opponents.

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Cliffinati 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah someone called in favors to have them all drop out except Biden

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Darkheartisland 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obumer

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just the DNC issuing orders.

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Baelor_The_Bellend 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm proud of the diversity of the DNC field of candidates. https://i.imgur.com/kQTRMjz.jpg

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mikeroolz [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's a young, vibrant man!

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Magentapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know the thing!

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mikeroolz [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Look fat, turn down the record player and text 800-cars 4 kids to corn pop

Because all men are... You know the thing!

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mikeroolz [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you kind mods!

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SemperFree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, as long as there are measures in place to counteract voter fraud. Need an EO.

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cbonez416 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can only laugh. Even so, I know GEOTUS will be taking them very serious now. Let the roasting begin.

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SemperFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala or HRC for VP I bet. If not, then mike O

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freedomsfriend 2 points ago +2 / -0

The demoncraps now only have two choices A candidate with obvious brain damage and Joe Biden

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Marshall 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL!

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AnastasiusFoct 2 points ago +2 / -0

old senile man and an old communist man

But what about Biden?

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Red-in-Tooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is a difference here in senility? You have to be pretty senile to think socialism works at this age.

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KRosen333 2 points ago +2 / -0

But biden isn't a communist...

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forgloryofkekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

That big smile of his so adorable. The mean orange man had a kawaii side that the dems just dont want to acknowledge.

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_soundwave_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two old white guys representing a party of closeted racists. Seems fitting.

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Darkheartisland 2 points ago +2 / -0

But can beto still win?

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BetterThanReddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, it gets even better. Remember post 2016, when the Internet was reeeee old white males are ruining my life. Well, two old white males are the last ones standing. According to the liberal moral outrage scale, this is a level 10 event and everyone should be boarding a bus with a pussy hat to protest something in Washington.

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Basedimmigrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jimmy Dore YouTube channel has done great old gems of Biden lying and plagiarizing. Spread them far and wide!

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Paul_Revere 2 points ago +2 / -0

"MFW the Democrats have narrowed their choice to an old senile man and an old communist man"

Hey, now, let's be fair. Boinie is senile too, y'know.

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mikeroolz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think his brain is still all there. At least as much as it can be for a commie.

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Cue_Cumber 2 points ago +2 / -0

Senile or Communist . . . there's a difference?!

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LatitudeofMind 2 points ago +2 / -0

An old senile communist man *

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twoscoops4america 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHITE man.

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Ironlabel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two old rich white men.

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Banjo 1 point ago +1 / -0

*vegetable

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BirthHole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bernie was never going to get the nomination - even if he got over 9000 delegates.

The DNC wanted Biden or Bloomberg. After Bloomberg faceplanted in his two debates, the DNC coalesced around Biden overnight and gave him SC 'to show momentum'..

100000000000% rigged results.

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ramennov 1 point ago +1 / -0

More will step in. I’m wondering who Obama is reserving his endorsement for.

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Tellman125 1 point ago +1 / -0

DEFINITELY looking forward to this - TWO HOURS of those two guys arguing against each other! It will NOT be polite. And Crazy Commie has WAY more Latin support than SleepCreepy.

Eleventh debate (March 15, 2020) - CNN, Univision, and the Congressional Hispanic Caucus will host the eleventh debate in Phoenix, Arizona.[45]

And see: LA Times, Feb 22: Latino voters seem fond of ‘Tío (Uncle) Bernie.’ Big-name Latino politicians, not so much.

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-02-22/bernie-sanders-latino-politicians

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mikeroolz [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, he wants the status quo to continue. He and his buddies all benefit from the system as it already exists.

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fat50 1 point ago +2 / -1

And continue to ignore the young female minority who's actually coherent(tulsi).