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KAGCulture 128 points ago +129 / -1

It must really be torture to be a brainwashed commie at this point. The rallies are so low-energy, negative, and filled with hatred towards anyone who doesn't think exactly like them.

Over here, we're enjoying the economy, we're shitposting, laughing at the left's memes, making drinking games for debates, egging on any and ALL candidates to go against Trump, embracing America again, and flying helicopters around in the name of MAGA. The contrast is stark. It must really suck to be a Dem these days. ?

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StumpSmasher 103 points ago +104 / -1

It ALWAYS sucks to be a Dem.

To be a Dem is to believe that there's an upper class of people who hate you for the color of your skin or what's in your pants, and that everyone is conspiring to keep you from success, unless you're a white male. If you ARE a white male, then it means believing that you need to make amends for this hallucinated oppressor class that you're descended from.

To be a Dem is to believe that there's totally enough stuff for everyone to have everything they want, if only a couple thousand rich people would stop hoarding it.

To be a Dem is to believe that the world is going to end in a dozen different ways that can all be prevented by giving up your rights as a human being.

It's an entire ideology based around self-loathing, victimhood, and surrendering your freedom and drive to the will of the State. Is it any wonder they're all miserable?

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spaceforce_maganaut 16 points ago +17 / -1

Wish we could save comments here. This would be number one.

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flustercuck 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well said, have a coat my good man!

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Iteachfuckingscience [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

GET THIS MAN A COAT!!!

There have been 800 billions of coats given out at this point bleep bloop I’m a bot meme reference

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SpaceForceMilitia 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well said!

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incogneato 6 points ago +6 / -0

this is exactly right and some of them are my family members. I wish to God I knew how to reach them. But I don't.

Some nice lady actually asked POTUS about that at his town hall the other day. He said something like, "When I win the second term, I think they will see that it's time to start working together."

I sure hope he's right.

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spez_inthe_turdpond 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do too.

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flustercuck 18 points ago +19 / -1

I can confirm. I recently got into it with a coworker (let's just say my state voted for Sanders) and he blatantly admitted that he was embarrassed to be an American because of Trump blah blah blah. My response? It must suck to be a dem lol

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Greenline 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is my favorite post on here so far because it's so true

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

One of the edgiest Bernie Bros I know was actually told by his friends to lighten up a little on social media, so he has been posting non-political memes the last couple of days. Prior to that he was posting autistic screeching nonstop. Even his friends were worried about his mental state.

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Trump4a3rdTerm 72 points ago +72 / -0

? This is incredible.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 59 points ago +60 / -1

There is nothing the communist fears more than the helicopter.

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TexanForSecession 39 points ago +40 / -1

Pinochet laughs

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CisSiberianOrchestra 13 points ago +13 / -0

I hope you're a good swimmer, comrade!

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StabbingRobotRoberto 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should watch this video, this helicopter guy is LEGEND. Who the fuck does a "barrel roll" in a helicopter??? https://youtu.be/NE-kQJvVFM0

EDIT: T\Found out the guy who flies this 'copter is Scott Urschel

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 16 points ago +17 / -1

And nothing they hate more than people that worked hard and saved up enough to buy a helicopter, while they never improve themselves beyond working in fast food.

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duvalpede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Muh minimum wage

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Cameron 9 points ago +10 / -1

YOU CANT RUN

YOU CANT HIDE

YOU GET HELICOPTER RIDE

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flyover_deplorable 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm gonna fiiiinnnd you!

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +4 / -1

Free Rides!!

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only reason I got that joke is because back in the late 90s I had a realistic Apache Helicopter simulator I played, so I know what collective pitch control is.

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840726 27 points ago +28 / -1

Less surprising: it seems that Bernie Bros can't afford the $5 parking fee. That lot is EMPTY!

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NormaJeanRocks 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm still trying to spot the rally

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rootGoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that copter in the right place?

They must have lost money on that rally; needed to change $50 for parking to break even.

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NotProgCensored 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump is offering free helicopter rides. That makes commies apprehensive for some reason.

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please send them to us, we will make sure they rest peacefully!!

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SpaceForceMilitia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have to afford a car before you can park it.

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duvalpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOW ENERGY

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Chopblock 4 points ago +4 / -0

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Pres-Trump 28 points ago +28 / -0

Holy shit it looks like the guy is wearing the brick suit! Could it be?!

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usawillnvrbsocialist 16 points ago +16 / -0

And sure I spotted a KAG cap too. Outfit complete.

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SeleniteGrayAMG 19 points ago +19 / -0

Attention pilot be on the lookout for flying weaponized dildos

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PaigeAshley 16 points ago +16 / -0

HIGH Energy!

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masterfulsky 16 points ago +16 / -0

Wheres the rally??

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zerosmokescreen 5 points ago +5 / -0

No rally, no refund

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idk, nobody is there

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Liberty4All 14 points ago +14 / -0

They call that a rally?

Maybe Jeb can give Bernie some tips on attracting and energizing a crowd. (Please clap.)

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HeavenlyMystery 12 points ago +12 / -0

Based man.

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BlissBatch 11 points ago +11 / -0

Beautiful bird.

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NotProgCensored 7 points ago +7 / -0

It'll do until the Trump blimps are ready.

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Space_Force 10 points ago +10 / -0

Folks, we have the best helicopters. It's true, so true.

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Choppermagic 10 points ago +10 / -0

Where's the rally? Im used to tens of thousands of MAGA supporters lining up and creating massive overflow crowds

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StumpSmasher 16 points ago +17 / -1

Nah, drone striking civilians is Obama's thing.

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MAGAWookie 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is simply incredible

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FreeNow 7 points ago +7 / -0

Were they offering the commies rides?

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we_won_the_war_jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dozens of people saw that.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 6 points ago +6 / -0

Helicopter is registered to "105 LLC", out of Mt. Pleasant, TX.

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Ballind 4 points ago +4 / -0

A comment below says the helicopter is a BO105. Sounds like they made the LLC strictly for this helicopter lol

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DisgustedByMisleadia 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is common for aircraft, these days.

It limits the liability for the owners. Juries think all pilots are rich.

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user04330 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like it! Support for Trump at an all-time high!

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falinfa 6 points ago +6 / -0

Idiots probably threw bottles and rocks at the chopper only to have it all fall back on their heads.

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BoughtByBloomberg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sorry Trump Boat, you got upstaged. The helicopter is the natural predator to commies.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is an incredible comment. Great job pede.

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VonBustacap 4 points ago +4 / -0

What rally? I didn't see a rally.

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chuckachookah 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love that the guy inside is wearing a MAGA hat!!!!

KEK! <<< this one.

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AT_Finn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump supporters are the best ?

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flyover_deplorable 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look at that pathetic excuse for a "crowd". Can't even fill a parking lot.

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booster 1 point ago +1 / -0

It seems to be flying backward. It also seems a little earlier in the day than the rally.

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MichelleObamasBulge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump supporters are nothin but a bunch of toothless, country yokels

Trump supporters are authorized to fly their personal helicopter over civilian airspace

I feel like you have to choose one..

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TheMandalorian 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Rally" haha translation: 30 people

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lion_streezus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow. Low energy outside that stadium. Not like a Trump Rally at all.

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rubberkidney 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope they didnt miss the opportunity to blast ride of the valkyries.

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Pixel 3 points ago +3 / -0

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

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Slater 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump airforce on the attack no way we're losing now

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SlickWillie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was the rally inside that building where like 50 cars were parked? Nice.

Also, I love how Trump has the American flag on his helicopter. Dems can't even have ONE flag at their debates.

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

Helo-Trolling

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Kek_Johnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ride of the Valkyries. Trumpocalypse Now.

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Former_RM2 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is an expensive helo and that paint job cost a lot of money. Someone really doesn't like Bernie.

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not_a_shill 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think most of that is employee parking for the snackbar

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AOCsaggyboobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

They say we are all poor hicks, meanwhile we got fucking trump themed helicopters.

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TheBigKahuna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why isn't it blaring Flight of the Valkyries and buzzing the crowd!?

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit, that’s some disposable income, there.

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catbertz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Add a speaker playing Ride of the Valkyries! ?

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Iamnotademocrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love that the co pilot has a MAGA hat on while buzzing around..

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MAGASquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw the Trump Helicopter. Did anybody see a rally?

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats really fucking maga!

Landslide 2020

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

First a boat, now a helicopter? Sweeet moves pedes

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GoingCamaro 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Fuck why didn't I blow money on that!?!"

-Mini

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prodigyx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never get tired of winning