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xiao_maga_part2 40 points ago +40 / -0

Warren is your shrill older, divorced aunt who justifies not getting you a birthday gift, but always expects that you treat her every holiday.

edit: grammar

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stratocaster_patriot 16 points ago +16 / -0

Warren is your shrill old elementary school teachers who got into teaching beause she likes to feel powerful

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xiao_maga_part2 13 points ago +13 / -0

Perfect. I had a younger version of her as my fifth grade teacher. She made us put on a production of the musical Cats.

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humblehonkpillfarmer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Jesus, child abuse

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 8 points ago +8 / -0

She also shows up to every holiday and talks shit about every single relative behind their back while pretending she's happy to see them.

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xiao_maga_part2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you me?

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Shwoogin 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like the nickname "America's Mother in Law"

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

If she gets you anything, it's a few pairs of dress socks.