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IncredibleMrE1 22 points ago +23 / -1

Elizabeth Warren is like that annoying boomer cul-de-sac mom who's always sticking her nose in everyone's business.

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Vegans4Trump 7 points ago +8 / -1

She's like the lady down the street who calls the cops when your dog is outside not on a leash

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Razeontherock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fauxcahontas is one of the few D candidates young enough to be a baby boomer

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Cyer6 5 points ago +6 / -1

And their houses have a 70's decorum. Wood panel walls, aged/chipped dishes, dusty china hutches, old projector TV's, and a weird smell that you can't quite identify.

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 5 points ago +5 / -0

And don't forget the worst of all: a plastic cover on at least one sofa.

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FakeNametag 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a kid who grew up in the awesome 80s, your description sounds like paradise to me. Only thing you left out was the puke green carpet.

But fuck Elizabeth Warren tho.

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Cyer6 2 points ago +3 / -1

Same here. It almost describes our house but without the dust and wood panels. Instead of green carpet, one of our homes had orange shag that my mom had to rake.