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TwoCurvedHollowFangs 138 points ago +140 / -2

“Why aren’t I 50 souls ahead, you might ask.”

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TwoCurvedHollowFangs 9 points ago +10 / -1

Referring to him as “senator” is brutal, but then again - we’re talking about HRC, so...

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JokeBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 14 points ago +17 / -3

Just waiting for the "frazzle-drip" video to drop... it will forever change the world.

(Referring to the HRC/Huma videos found on Weiner's laptop-- in a folder titled "Insurance File")

https://truepundit.com/breaking-bombshell-nypd-blows-whistle-on-new-hillary-emails-money-laundering-sex-crimes-with-children-child-exploitation-pay-to-play-perjury/

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KingRobbo 11 points ago +15 / -4

that's not a real thing. I wish it were, don't get me wrong, but it isn't.

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rooftoptendie [S] 11 points ago +13 / -2

seconded. frazzle is fake and gay.

the rumor was intentionally spread to make us look like idiots.

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Webasdias 5 points ago +7 / -2

It's important to keep in mind that anything that makes someone seem either entirely good or entirely evil is inherently facile and very likely to be propaganda.

So yeah I agree.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

you, my friend, need 1,000 points for that (why am I not 50 souls ahead, you might ask!) Meme that sucker!

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PyroSphere 54 points ago +54 / -0

Oh great, the Sniffer/Succubus ticket.

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Mrsattorney 23 points ago +23 / -0

Couldn't agree more. Raymond Arroyo, on Laura Ingraham's show a few days ago, did a devastating segment on Joe. Raymond had gone to a Biden event in Texas and he said that Biden is just herded arounded by handlers. After the vegan kerfuffle, Jill Biden literally had to tell Joe he was okay.

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labajada 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're dern tootin'!

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Razeontherock 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is why I was thinking it would be the best Operation Chaos to vote for creepy Joe, before I realized DJT had said vote for Burnie. As usual, DJT is right. Joe has plenty of votes and we need to keep Burnie in the running. This will be epic if they actually run Joe, but I don't think even a demonrat can be that stupid ...

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LibsOnSuicideWatch 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hillary will never be VP for three reasons:

  1. Hillary couldn't get the youth/millennial/under 30 vote in 2016
  2. A shit ton of people hate her for various reasons (Democrat, seen as elite, evil, etc.)
  3. Psychologically, people see her as a loser because she ran a campaign and lost. Unlike 2008 where she just failed to get the nomination, in 2016 she went all the way to the end and lost.

There is zero chance Hillary would be picked as VP because it would not help Biden at all. Expect a Warren VP or perhaps Michelle, but not Hillary.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

But it's her turn, bigot.

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NvJohansson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably Warren, I think the Obamas are smart enough to stay the hell out of the spotlight and live out their lives quietly in their beach house

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LibsOnSuicideWatch 0 points ago +1 / -1

I agree. Even Trump tweeted that not dropping out of the race before Super Tuesday likely cost Bernie the nomination. Many socialists on r/SandersForPresident were saying she is the establishment's tool to keep him from winning by siphoning away votes. I think she has a good chance at getting the VP spot as it would allow them to play the gender card and slightly possibly help Biden with the videos of him sniffing and groping women and children. Better than anyone else at least.

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Pelosis_xanax 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh he’ll get slaughtered all right - when the Clintons have him suicided so Hillary can ascend to her throne.

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Beanahoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or he is the candidate with HRC as VP and then he is declared mentally incompetent.

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BadManOrange 31 points ago +31 / -0

What has Michelle Obama ever accomplished that would make people see her fit to run the country? Ruin school lunches? Successfully hide her penis (except on Ellen that time) for years?

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Isolated_Patriot 19 points ago +19 / -0

You are assuming that people other than the dead vote for dems.

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Jefferson 12 points ago +12 / -0

How many votes did Mayor Pete get? What’s the shining star of his accomplishments?

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BadManOrange 9 points ago +9 / -0

and he's no longer in the race. He was pretty much running on being the first openly gay guy.

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Winterds001 8 points ago +8 / -0

she black

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PShealy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not very successful at hiding the kielbasa, except in Barry.

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AmazingAlphonseA 16 points ago +16 / -0

Still, Michelle Obama would be pulverized by Trump, hard.

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nastyn8 12 points ago +12 / -0

*Big Mike

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ronburgandy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lot of low information voters that saw nothing but magazine covers about how beautiful and woke "she" is. I'd say Big Mike would be harder to beat than Hillary.

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DeusVultPepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Big Mike would be harder

would be harder

be harder

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ronburgandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't even realize the joke when I typed it but it's a pretty good one now that you've pointed it out.

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IntrepidBurger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not sure. Black men wouldn't turn out for her the way they did for Hillary. Hillary had Bill's appeal attached. And while black men loved Obama, they really do not like black women in leadership roles.

You'd see pretty depressed turnout among black males.

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Freedombunker 9 points ago +9 / -0

Maybe he would reveal that he was a guy all along to get the trans vote?

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realPierreDelecto 10 points ago +11 / -1

Nah it would go to Bernie if that happened

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kekusmaximus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well if that happened I suppose we still won't have our first female president unless Hillary kills Michael.

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TEXinLA 7 points ago +7 / -0

And there you have it...

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RonPaulWasRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

If one person's heartbeat stands in the way of Hillary from the Presidency, you can rest assured that heart won't beat for long.

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IntrepidBurger 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

Please let this happen. A double-female ticket will make sure liberal minorities stay the hell at home. They're way less keen on being ruled by a woman than whites are.

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MythArcana 24 points ago +24 / -0

So, Diablo IV is coming out?

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Snipthetipandsip 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep, and it's going to be a phone game. Contrast to Bernie Supporters seeing the nomination go to Hillary again like Diablo fans getting excited about their franchise going to mobile.

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Toucansexual 6 points ago +6 / -0

Diablo series died when Activision fucked up the third game.

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's wrong with the 3rd game?

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Labyrinth9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

You you not have money to donate?

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 21 points ago +21 / -0

I would not be surprised if Biden "passes away" by August and someone like Hillary or Mike Obama step in to "take up Joe's mantel."

This will be accompanied with an intense lionization and romanticization of Biden (like McCain) so they can fortify him against all future talks of woman sniffing, child groping, and treasonous corruption. It will also allow the DNC to undercut their primaries and plug in whichever corrupt globalist cunt they want.

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Freedombunker 7 points ago +7 / -0

He openly stated Big Mike would be a great VP.

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IntrepidBurger 3 points ago +3 / -0

The "Obama Legacy" ticket. I can definitely see that.

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idonthaveahobby 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking the plan is that he will resign for "health reasons" shortly after the DNC convention, leaving his VP pick to finish the campaign.

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Choppermagic 19 points ago +19 / -0

hmmmm, has she had work done since 2016? Can't tell. horns look a bit thinner than normal.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

we aren't even sure that we are seeing the real Killery. She has numerous body doubles and other chat rooms are talking about something called a robotoid. It's possible she's been sequestered for years and her doubles are out doing the dirty work of talking to the plebes

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BadManOrange 16 points ago +16 / -0

Here' the game plan. Biden w/Clinton as VP. Market it as a continuation of Obama era (/shudders). Win the election. Biden is suddenly diagnosed with Dementia and is unfit to be president. You know the rest.

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ADAM_SCHITT 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't wait to beat Hillary again!

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ZakkaZ 0 points ago +1 / -1

Replace Clinton with Michael O or Abrams.

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Bill_Clinton_is_a_ 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's what I'm thinking. Why else is she back in the spotlight?

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Fredo_Cuomo 9 points ago +10 / -1

.#HillaryOnHulu

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Freedombunker 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep. Testing the waters.

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Bill_Clinton_is_a_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree, 100%.

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Picador20 12 points ago +12 / -0

For the sake of all the children who have not yet been ritually sacrificed to Lucifer, I pray to God that these people are defeated for all time.

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RavensVoice 10 points ago +10 / -0

Guaranteed to get the Dems BTFO'd in November.

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IAmNotSuicidal 10 points ago +10 / -0

She was only Biden some time.

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NotProgCensored 9 points ago +9 / -0

That is legit scary.

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Airscrew 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m remembering when Hillary laid those eggs out of her mouth into that glass of water.

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MAGA_mantis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scrubbed from the internet.

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lurker2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wonder how she will eliminate Biden? Probably a false flag assassination to blame republicans.

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rooftoptendie [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

weight room accident

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Marshall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heart attack while doing pushups...

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Hokie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Slipped in the bathroom, with a double tap to the back of the head. A complete freak accident.

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Freedombunker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Slow sink into dementia. Already started. She might even wait until after the election.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

His dementia may have been ArkanAccelerated --- I'm sure HRC has some shit up her sleeve she can use to make someone a blubbering idiot. I mean, look at Bill

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm sure the berniebots would be lining up to vote for that ticket. Trump will get 60% of the vote.

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840726 3 points ago +4 / -1

Or Stacy "Gap So Wide" Abrams

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lostremote- 4 points ago +4 / -0

She is hated down South. The black people I know didn't vote for her because she is a gun grabber.

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RighteousHo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes the big news will be his running mate, has to be this bitch or bike Mike Brobama.

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twoterms 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bloomberg it won't be.

It HAS to be a woman.

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AOCsDonkeyNips 4 points ago +4 / -0

OP was referring to Michael, Hussein's husband.

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Freedombunker 2 points ago +2 / -0

And “of color”. Black or brown only need apply.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I had Hillary as my VP, it would frighten me knowing someday I'd commit suicide.

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BetterThanReddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it a coincidence that Hulu has a new doc-series on this hag to "clean up" her 2016 image? She's up to something. No one gives two shits about this woman any longer.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

As usual, the timing is too late and the message muddled. a four hour docu on HRC? No one will sit through that

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +3 / -0

or the Obama tranny that would have transgenderism beginning at first grade, and all actual women banned from going out in public as a democratic distraction while Biden snorts up lines of children and sells America back to the Arabs..

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twoterms 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think the stock market is not only responding to the corona but fucking Biden has a chance for the presidancy... BIDEN!

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Fauxcahontas 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is probably their plan. Leave it to the Democrats to think that two people with multiple failed presidential bids would be a good idea.

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fthecoup 3 points ago +4 / -1

Then president Clinton after the 25th Amendment is applied to the mentally retarded dementia addled Biden.

Going to require massive criminal unprecedented Democrat voter fraud for that, though.

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sunnyingreenfield 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would bet a nickel that Biden/Clinton happens, and that Joe drops out for health reasons BEFORE the election.

Biden/Clinton----->Clinton/Abrams.

They still gonna lose.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

She won't team up with Abrams. Hillary is one of the worst racists on the planet. She can pretend for a moment or two here and there, but traveling the country with Stacy Abrams would give her gas. She would absolutely freak. And God... Abrams? Oh
MY
God

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Greenline 3 points ago +3 / -0

2021: Biden didn't kill himself

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TheStableGenius 2 points ago +2 / -0

The sad thing is she looks much more normal like this than usual.

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maganify 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wonder how many kids she's spirit cooked so far.

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden/Clinton is gonna be great.

With Biden's mental state, and how poorly Clinton faired in 2016, it'll be an interesting combo imo*

Slurred speech, public child mollestation + collapsing, shitting her pants, hacking phlem into cups during debates.

What was Shillary's latest lie too? "Dawww, Trump does nothing for Corona Virus." After like, three press releases, countless tweets, conferences, regarding the virus. XD

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep - she'll bust into that brokered convention like an old bull. All Bloomie was doing was having a lark.
He just was a placeholder to keep things interesting with the old bat waiting in the wings. What a lazy POS she is. Not even spending her own money, or going out on the road to campaign. Too good for that. Jump in at the last minute like she'll save them. Ugh. The funniest part of this is that a lot of Dems have sort of figured her out after all these years. She's not as popular as she thinks. Her addled brain is still stuck on "It was MY TURN" from 4 years ago. Lives in such a toxic bubble and no one will tell the old bat we're gonna stick a (pitch)fork in her 'cuz she's done.

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rooftoptendie [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

honestly, I don't see how she could really have the balls and the stupidity to do it. But James Woods called it a while back, and his IQ is higher than mine. I'm deferring to his wisdom this time. I hope she fuckin does... THINK OF THE MEMES!!!!

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BuddyTheWonderDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy crap - that is one scary looking bitch!

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All she needs is some baby blood and stem cells. She could get back in the groove.

People keep saying Biden is being promoted by the establishment Dems. But Obama and many other moderates are divided.

Biden will pick someone who could replace him. He will need to win Texas and Florida. He will need Hispanic votes and some Bernie lovers.

I would guess he will go with AOC, Abrahams, Veronica Escobar, Sally Yates or Clinton for wall street globalist love.

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BitcoinTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

If this happens I just don't know what I'll do with myself I'll be so happy. It would open so many eyes lol.

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xBuckeyex 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s like signing your own death warrant.

“I’m only ONE GUY away from the Presidency now?!”

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goodguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

The plans are already etched in baby's blood on the Bohemian Grove alter. She will strike again, no doubt.

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nufosmatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just what I needed with my coffee in the morning: a picture of a Horny Hilldawg.

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teleomorph 2 points ago +4 / -2

Michelle Obama is probably more likely. He would siphon a lot Black votes from GEOTUS if he went with her.

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MAGAWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is gonna get suicided as soon as he gets the nomination. Change my mind.

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2SmoothGQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Demoncrats for sure.

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not today Satan ?

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Kinestron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why does this make me think all of the MSM pics of her are the ones that are photoshopped?

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Bearded1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow this never seemed more real than this moment